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log into their SA accounts and open terrible threads in gbs oh wait
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Jul 18, 2016 19:17
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If they have a car poo poo in the air filter
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Jul 18, 2016 19:17
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kil they're famil
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Jul 18, 2016 19:17
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burn the house down
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Jul 18, 2016 19:18
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Scream. Scream and never stop.
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Jul 18, 2016 19:18
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opus111 posted:i need ideas. Shrooms or LSD in their soup ?
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Jul 18, 2016 19:20
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One time we covered everything in one of our roommates rooms in tin foil while he was gone and another time we filled the room to the ceiling with ballons
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Jul 18, 2016 19:20
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throw his shoes in the garbage lol owned
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Jul 18, 2016 19:22
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ban their device mac addresses from the router lol
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Jul 18, 2016 19:24
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- Keep flipping the toilet paper rolls from the correct overhand dispensing configuration to the terrible and wrong underhand dispense configuration. - Start stealing one article of their clothes from the dryer everytime they do laundry. After a couple of months put all of them in at random. Repeat. - Turn the volume on the TV all the way up every single night so the first person to turn it on gets startled. - Print up pictures of Patrick Swayze's rear end from that one scene in Roadhouse, laminate them, superglue them on the outside of your roommates windows facing inwards. - Sleep with their favorite parent. Let me know if you need anymore!
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Jul 18, 2016 19:25
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poo poo in his slippers. If he hasn't got any, buy him some and poo poo in them.
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Jul 18, 2016 19:26
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1. Don't live with retarded people
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Jul 18, 2016 19:28
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-convince him into helping you overthrow the tzar and then use him as a scape goat later on and have him assassinated
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Jul 18, 2016 19:28
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Pawl posted:1. Don't live with retarded people how do I have any choice when one of them is a millennial? their retardation is affecting everybody else.
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Jul 18, 2016 19:42
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put milk powder under their sheets
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Jul 18, 2016 19:43
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Figure out when they're all going to be gone for a weekend and then kill yourself in the bathtub filled with water right after they leave. Soup's on 
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Jul 18, 2016 19:44
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opus111 posted:how do I have any choice when one of them is a millennial? their retardation is affecting everybody else. try life again and this time do better so you won't need to have a housemate
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Jul 18, 2016 19:44
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ArtIsResistance posted:try life again and this time do better so you won't need to have a housemate im not lucky enough to live in a country that had a massive house crash, .
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Jul 18, 2016 19:47
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opus111 posted:how do I have any choice when one of them is a millennial? their retardation is affecting everybody else. millennials are born 1980-2000ish so you're almost 40 and still need housemates lolol
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Jul 18, 2016 19:49
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poo poo in the shower, and slowly compact the poo poo down the drain with your fingers over the course of the next 10 months. Once the poo poo backs up into the tub, laugh at them and tell them they've been served
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Jul 18, 2016 19:52
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gently caress em'. gently caress them reaaal good.
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Jul 18, 2016 19:55
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opus111 posted:im not lucky enough to live in a country that had a massive house crash, . at least you've convinced yourself
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Jul 18, 2016 19:56
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i want ideas for getting back at retarded housemates, not posts from fat IT lords posting from their 2500 square feet Nebraska cardboard houses about how much of a failure i am.
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Jul 18, 2016 19:58
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opus111 posted:i want ideas for getting back at retarded housemates, not posts from fat IT lords posting from their 2500 square feet Nebraska cardboard houses about how much of a failure i am. You're on an American site and you'll get American advice drat it !
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Jul 18, 2016 20:00
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Wait until they are a sleep and then suck their dicks.
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Jul 18, 2016 20:00
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Cut open one of those retardedly hot peppers and rub it all over their jackoff lotion
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Jul 18, 2016 20:01
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opus111 posted:i want ideas for getting back at retarded housemates, not posts from fat IT lords posting from their 2500 square feet Nebraska cardboard houses about how much of a failure i am. Just ruin their days by being a lovely bitter loser around them and fill them with existential dread as they wonder if they'll end up like you Also I can't help but feel that asking GBS for advice but not wanting to hear from fat IT people might be indicative of the decision making skills that landed you in this situation in the first place EDIT pee on their stuff and say it's because you're old and can't help it, their millennial liberal guilt will kick in and you'll get away with it and can do it over and over garfield hentai fucked around with this message at 20:05 on Jul 18, 2016 |
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Jul 18, 2016 20:03
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I had a roommate who kept eatin my yumyums out the icebox so I put some reaper pepper I found at a gay farmers market all in my chinese leftovers and outside on the packaging one night and l'ed mao as stupid Pete the piece of poo poo roommie screamed and hollered as his tongue and face burned like a star lol
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Jul 18, 2016 20:04
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get their laptop and order ten fleshlights and a gallon jug of lube
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Jul 18, 2016 20:04
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So do this but to his penis Lol so he has to give his dick a milk bath
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Jul 18, 2016 20:05
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garfield hentai posted:Just ruin their days by being a lovely bitter loser around them and fill them with existential dread as they wonder if they'll end up like you Wilful incontinence sounds like a load of fun actually.
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Jul 18, 2016 20:07
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Eat their poop op. That'll show em.
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Jul 18, 2016 20:07
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Use their phone number and post some stuff to sell on your version of Craigslist. Do multiple entries in different categories. Laugh as they get flooded with calls
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Jul 18, 2016 20:09
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set the place on fire and then kill yourself. That way they can never prosecute you, it's the perfect crime
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Jul 18, 2016 20:12
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OP, have you considered the best revenge is living well?
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Jul 18, 2016 20:21
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water board them
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Jul 18, 2016 20:23
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Solice Kirsk posted:OP, have you considered the best revenge is living well? I tried that but it doesn't work.
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Jul 18, 2016 20:25
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opus111 posted:i want ideas for getting back at retarded housemates, not posts from fat IT lords posting from their 2500 square feet Nebraska cardboard houses about how much of a failure i am. have you tried not talking to yourself? lmfao retard
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kill yourself in the common area
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