TRUMP: holy FUCK its november 8th

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STAC Goat: Mar 12, 2008; Watching you sleep.

Butt first, let's
check the feeds.

He doesn't know his websites' address!

Yay, Young Republicans!

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blue squares: Sep 28, 2007

BGrifter posted:

Wait, that guy is the President of the Young Republicans? He's gotta be 35-40.

That's young for a Republican

# ? Jul 18, 2016 19:44

logikv9: Mar 5, 2009; Ham Wrangler

this dude is in his last 30s, but he looks like he's 50

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WoSlRf1NtGw

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JHomer722: Jul 30, 2006; And you, you ridiculous people, you expect me to help you.

lmao: visit...why..r..nf.or..gee

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zoux: Apr 28, 2006

My fellow young americans, go to https://www.rnc.com dot uh dot I'm done?

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tinstaach: Aug 3, 2010; MAGNetic AttITUDE

hahaha that dude was like 40

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zakkro: May 29, 2015

The President of Young Republicans can't even competently say a url out loud.

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Raskolnikov38: Mar 3, 2007; We were somewhere around Manila when the drugs began to take hold

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0RLZW6bwH-4

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Three Olives: Apr 10, 2005; Don't forget Hitler's contributions to medicine.

BGrifter posted:

Wait, that guy is the President of the Young Republicans? He's gotta be 35-40.

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Timeless Appeal: May 28, 2006

REPUBLICANS: The party of not making anyone happy

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ClumsyHandjob: Dec 27, 2012

Was I having a buffering issue or could he not get that website name out?

# ? Jul 18, 2016 19:44

GobiasIndustries: Dec 14, 2007; Lipstick Apathy

Takoluka posted:

If we give people more money, then companies will no longer have money! All money will vanish!

Real question, doesn't a $15 minimum wage run the risk of hurting small businesses? I'm for it in theory because wages have been relatively stagnant but I haven't seen any research on how it could affect smaller companies.

# ? Jul 18, 2016 19:45

Sinners Sandwich: Jan 4, 2012; Give me your friend's BURGERS and SANDWICHES, I'll put out the fire.

Republican Mayors went out of season?

# ? Jul 18, 2016 19:45

eonwe: Aug 11, 2008; Lipstick Apathy

STAC Goat posted:

"There's a place for you at our table, get on board."

Is their slogan a mixed metaphor?

its a dining room on a boat, naturally

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That Works: Jul 22, 2006; Every revolution evaporates and leaves behind only the slime of a new bureaucracy

blahblah dot org- dot o-MAKE AMERICA GREAT AGAIN *walks off

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Sinners Sandwich: Jan 4, 2012; Give me your friend's BURGERS and SANDWICHES, I'll put out the fire.

What actually is even a mayor

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JHomer722: Jul 30, 2006; And you, you ridiculous people, you expect me to help you.

As an urban policy guy, this dudes braggin about entrepreneurial cities is triggering af

# ? Jul 18, 2016 19:46

logikv9: Mar 5, 2009; Ham Wrangler

he's listing cities that i will now avoid

# ? Jul 18, 2016 19:46

STAC Goat: Mar 12, 2008; Watching you sleep.

Butt first, let's
check the feeds.

ClumsyHandjob posted:

Was I having a buffering issue or could he not get that website name out?

As a Young Republican he didn't recognize a URL when he saw it.

# ? Jul 18, 2016 19:46

Karl Sharks: Feb 20, 2008; The Immortal Science of Sharksism-Fininism

tinstaach posted:

hahaha that dude was like 40

he graduated from ohio state in 2001, so he's like 37 probably?

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Raskolnikov38: Mar 3, 2007; We were somewhere around Manila when the drugs began to take hold

logikv9 posted:

he's listing cities that i will now avoid

always avoid fresno

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ClumsyHandjob: Dec 27, 2012

Wow, Nowheresville, Bumfucktown, and Shitsylvania have Republican mayors.

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BGrifter: Mar 16, 2007; Winner of Something Awful PS5 thread's Posting Excellence Award June 2022

Congratulations!

"I have seen Republican mayors take on the most entrenched urban problems up close" *cuts to a black guy in the audience*

# ? Jul 18, 2016 19:47

JHomer722: Jul 30, 2006; And you, you ridiculous people, you expect me to help you.

"creatively deliver solutions" = forced economic and cultural displacement of ethnic minorities

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mannerup: Jan 11, 2004; ♬ I Know You're Dying Trying To Figure Me Out♬

♬My Name's On The Tip Of Your Tongue Keep Running Your Mouth♬

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logikv9 posted:

he's listing cities that i will now avoid

a republican mayor may soon be coming to a city by you :twisted:

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A Winner is Jew: Feb 14, 2008; by exmarx

Raskolnikov38 posted:

always avoid fresno

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skaboomizzy: Nov 12, 2003; There is nothing I want to be. There is nothing I want to do.
I don't even have an image of what I want to be. I have nothing. All that exists is zero.

NCRCO, what a clumsy acronym

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Karl Sharks: Feb 20, 2008; The Immortal Science of Sharksism-Fininism

county's rights!!!

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logikv9: Mar 5, 2009; Ham Wrangler

mannerup posted:

a republican mayor may soon be coming to a city by you

if a republican takes anything in my area then nothing matters, thank god

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zoux: Apr 28, 2006

Why is a realtor addressing the RNC

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pathetic little tramp: Dec 12, 2005; by Hillary Clinton's assassins; Fallen Rib

GobiasIndustries posted:

Real question, doesn't a $15 minimum wage run the risk of hurting small businesses? I'm for it in theory because wages have been relatively stagnant but I haven't seen any research on how it could affect smaller companies.

It's a tricky dance. Ultimately 15 dollars minwage means small businesses that cater to clients have clients with more money, but what about b2b businesses and chicken v egg how long does it take for that new economy to show up? I don't think either party gets it right, but the Hillary plan of slowly increasing the wage is the best solution I've seen.

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Grey Fox: Jan 5, 2004

zoux posted:

Why is a realtor addressing the RNC

He had some time before his shift as a blackjack dealer.

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Bryter: Nov 6, 2011; but since we are small we may-
uh, we may be the losers

zoux posted:

Why is a realtor addressing the RNC

He's the nominee

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BGrifter: Mar 16, 2007; Winner of Something Awful PS5 thread's Posting Excellence Award June 2022

Congratulations!

skaboomizzy posted:

NCRCO, what a clumsy acronym

They're NCRCOmancers.

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Timeless Appeal: May 28, 2006

What terms sounds more out of place coming out of people's mouths so far? Millennial or Donald J. Trump?

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logikv9: Mar 5, 2009; Ham Wrangler

this guy is dressed pretty snappily

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WampaLord: Jan 14, 2010

Man, this is the purestrain poo poo I haven't had since the Republican debates. Everything's been the Trump show for so long that you forget the bog standard Republican crazy.

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