"God dammit Jimmy quit crying so I can take this picture then you can take the costume off"
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# ? Jul 18, 2016 20:51 |
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Is that not a believable expression for pincushion head man? I haven't actually seen Hellraiser so
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# ? Jul 18, 2016 20:52 |
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Nazzadan posted:How can I[15F] dealing with my conspiracy theorist parents[50s F&M]?Non-Romantic
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# ? Jul 18, 2016 20:53 |
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Welp, sorry for being a downer. I thought that post was funny at first but by the time I pasted it I realized it was just sad.loquacius posted:how does this not qualify as abuse Apparently if your parents feed you, cloth you, don't hit you or yell at you they can do whatever they want ideologically even against the kid's will.
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# ? Jul 18, 2016 20:57 |
loquacius posted:Is that not a believable expression for pincushion head man? I haven't actually seen Hellraiser so Nah, Pinhead has a menacing stare thing, not a deer caught in the headlights.
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# ? Jul 18, 2016 20:58 |
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Nazzadan posted:Welp, sorry for being a downer. I thought that post was funny at first but by the time I pasted it I realized it was just sad. Been happening with religion forever. BOOOOM! Did I just blow your minds?! Put me back in my sheath.
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# ? Jul 18, 2016 20:59 |
Killer Queen posted:I don't really understand why some dude would be all conflicted about consensually banging a 22 year old, but this is reddit, so naturally this is the biggest decision of his worthless life. Too old?
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# ? Jul 18, 2016 21:05 |
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Nazzadan posted:Apparently if your parents feed you, cloth you, don't hit you or yell at you they can do whatever they want ideologically even against the kid's will. kuddles fucked around with this message at 21:23 on Jul 18, 2016 |
# ? Jul 18, 2016 21:21 |
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lol I got banned from https://www.reddit.com/r/relationships - their loss
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# ? Jul 18, 2016 21:21 |
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Anatharon posted:Too old? Somethingawful definitely has more pedos per capita than reddit
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# ? Jul 18, 2016 21:23 |
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I renounced my US citizenship and became statelessquote:So, I renounced my U.S. citizenship and became stateless three years ago. Since then, I have been living in the Far East as an illegal alien. However, I have no travel documents and am unable to apply for a visa, anywhere, and am living in legal limbo. I have written emails to the U.N. and they go unanswered. I have contacted the IOM, but they don't know what they can do. Any ideas?
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# ? Jul 18, 2016 21:25 |
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Frosted Flake posted:I renounced my US citizenship and became stateless Bwahahaha! I'd just round up a group of na'er-do-wells and start a-pirating. What the gently caress else is stopping you at that point?
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# ? Jul 18, 2016 21:27 |
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Frosted Flake posted:I renounced my US citizenship and became stateless Step one: don't do the stupid idiotic thing which you did for no reason
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# ? Jul 18, 2016 21:27 |
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quote:What I literally asked for was to not be an American. I never stated I wanted to live my life without documentation. I am not a martyr for a cause.
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# ? Jul 18, 2016 21:30 |
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Anyone wanna take bets on where in the "far east" they are? My guess is Philipines or Thailand.
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# ? Jul 18, 2016 21:31 |
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If Thailand I can guess what the "compromising" situation was...
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# ? Jul 18, 2016 21:32 |
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Frosted Flake posted:I renounced my US citizenship and became stateless I know a bit about this from a past client of mine - to actually renounce your citizenship, you literally have to go and do so in front of specific officials in a foreign country. As I've been told, those officials are generally good about warning people about not doing that, and generally will not let someone become stateless (especially because it pretty much instantaneously imposes a burden on the hosting foreign country). This is a pretty good summary, though there's more to the law: https://travel.state.gov/content/travel/en/legal-considerations/us-citizenship-laws-policies/renunciation-of-citizenship.html In other words, this idiot was specifically warned about this situation, is now is regretting his incredibly dumb loving choice, and thinks the UN will wave a magic wand and fix his stupidity. (On the plus side, 99.9% of people who claim to have "renounced their citizenship" never did, they just thought they did when flipping the bird towards someone at an embassy or something)
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# ? Jul 18, 2016 21:34 |
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Frosted Flake posted:If Thailand I can guess what the "compromising" situation was... his wife and kids go to the same school he probably didn't want to be extradited
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# ? Jul 18, 2016 21:36 |
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Brits have to be very careful, if they cum or fart in the direction of the Queen they become stateless and can be legally hunted as game. That's why there's always so much media coverage of where the queen is at the moment.
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# ? Jul 18, 2016 21:40 |
quote:I'm afraid my friend's [28/F] boyfriend [28/M] might kill her. quote:On the cab ride to our place though he just started going off on paranoid tangents. We were all talking and -everything- we were talking about he'd associate with him in a negative way. Like I saw a funny picture on my phone about a dog and showed it to Angela and my fiance and to him, but when I showed it to him he was like "what you think I'm a loving dog?". In the car ride he started asking all of us to stop making jokes about him, and that he didn't like it, and that he even knew my fiance was making jokes about him. We were not...we let him know that, but he didn't believe us.
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# ? Jul 18, 2016 21:47 |
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Jeffrey of YOSPOS posted:lol I got banned from https://www.reddit.com/r/relationships - their loss what did you do?
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# ? Jul 18, 2016 21:49 |
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Xaris posted:what did you do? Knowing that sub, gave the guy in the story the benefit of the doubt
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# ? Jul 18, 2016 21:53 |
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Ugh, reading reddit posts makes me glad we charge money here. Not that there aren't people stupid enough to think a person that didn't want to see a dog meme is going to kill their significant other, but that when they try to convey that thought they can be banned for typing something that poorly.
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# ? Jul 18, 2016 21:54 |
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My [21F] boyfriend [20M] hurts me when I'm cute
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# ? Jul 18, 2016 21:55 |
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I think it reads better to put the apostrophe after the description box thing, and delete the space: I'm afraid my friend[28/F]'s boyfriend[28/M] might kill her. Thats all.
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# ? Jul 18, 2016 22:05 |
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Jesus, some of these people need to learn to just communicate better. quote:Background: Married 4 years. She's 3 months pregnant. It was planned. Once we found out she was pregnant, she informed me that she would not be returning to work as being a SAHM has always been her lifelong ambition. News to me, especially as we're not really a one income couple without some MAJOR lifestyle overhauls. We have a mortgage, car payments, student loans, ever increasing credit card debt. We're pretty close to living paycheck to paycheck on two incomes.
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# ? Jul 18, 2016 22:08 |
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CommissarRed posted:Jesus, some of these people need to learn to just communicate better.
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# ? Jul 18, 2016 22:11 |
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Lol how does that not come up if you planned your kid?
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# ? Jul 18, 2016 22:13 |
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Sounds like a fake story to get the MRAs/red pillers/whatever they are called now up in arms, the woman is too perfectly a caricature of what they view all women as being SOMETHING ON THE INTERNET IS UNTRUE OR EXAGGERATED
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# ? Jul 18, 2016 22:17 |
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Business Gorillas posted:Lol how does that not come up if you planned your kid? my thought exactly. also, how did you not realise you married a whorebitch?
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# ? Jul 18, 2016 22:17 |
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Paineopticon posted:Sounds like a fake story to get the MRAs/red pillers/whatever they are called now up in arms, the woman is too perfectly a caricature of what they view all women as being ohhhhhhh i get it. what asshats.
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# ? Jul 18, 2016 22:18 |
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Paineopticon posted:Sounds like a fake story to get the MRAs/red pillers/whatever they are called now up in arms, the woman is too perfectly a caricature of what they view all women as being Yeah that thing is fake as hell but crazies will believe every word of it because it's what they want to hear, so it's a-okay in my opinion
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# ? Jul 18, 2016 22:23 |
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Xaris posted:what did you do?
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# ? Jul 18, 2016 22:25 |
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I sort of doubt whether that story is real but yeahhhhhh an adult who is attempting to raise a child should probably be able to deal with being told "this expectation of yours is not within our means to achieve"
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# ? Jul 18, 2016 22:27 |
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Then again we had star wars toy hoarders here when they were expecting a kid
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# ? Jul 18, 2016 23:16 |
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Some background, I have met this girl about 2 months ago and we just matched so well. But she had relationship troubles with parents (they are divorced and each trying to pull daughter their way) so after about a week I asked if she wanted to stay at my place for a while since we were sleeping together like every other day. And she said yes, moved her stuff and we have been a happy happy couple even calling each other husband and wifey among friends. Coming from a bit of bad high-school background (just finished school this year) she had access to drugs. I am pretty chill about it and do light ones in company like once in 1-3 months. She started bringing weed like once in 4 days we just smoked on the balcony and chilled together, but then came GHB. Its hard to explain this drug since it's so different in overall feelings. You feel a bit drunk but instead of tired you feel energetic, your legs want to move and you constantly want to do stuff. It also gives super sexuality where you want to have sex non stop, have better than normal feelings and don't cum for literally hours and as I said you don't get tired so you CAN last that long. Of course it was crazy good and we've been doing GHB once every 4 days, weed consumption stopped. Bad things happened when she moved to her parents to help around house for couple of days while I was busy at work since she took the bottle of GHB with her and been taking doses constantly. When I came to visit I took away the bottle, but of course she has hid some from me. I was pretty worried about her developing addiction as she said that she was feeling like poo poo and needed another dose. I knew when she would return back to my place I would stop the regularity and all will be OK. Fast forward few days she moved back and we had a small party with friends. She took a medium dose prior to coming over and all was well. In a few hours she started getting sexual and we sent friends away to get some time to ourselves. Obviously I wanted to stay on the same wave so I took a medium dose, she insisted that she will take as well. Knowing how easy it is to overdose I warned her that she will OD, but hell she didn't listed. So we were going at it for about an hour and I notice her getting quite passive and literally falling asleep. If you don't know overdose on Ghb just makes you fall into deep sleep as if you are dead. That's why it's prescribed for people with narcolepsy. And here she was dead asleep on my bed. I put her on the side in case she vomits and put an empty bucket beside her. Then it hit me, hit me hard, I wanted sex so bad and seeing her naked on the bed I did it. It felt kinda strange having sex with unconscious person, but it felt good with the drive that GHB gives you. So as I tried to keep it quick and as I was about to finish I guess some contraction happened inside of her and literally rained piss all over the bed. It was wet everywhere. Since both me and her are about 70kg I couldn't take her off the bed alone and instead rolled her away, put some towels underneath and rolled her back on them. Then fell asleep. Then in the morning she woke up and changed the towels, she didn't notice anything wrong and thought that we were just sweating a lot during the night. She did ask if I put the towels underneath and I said yes, you OD and piss yourself all over last night. She felt shame, like real shame. Instantly took the bedsheets and covers off the bed along with towels and told me she'd wash them all home and bring back. She said that she never ever is going to take drugs again and feels ashamed and sorry for what happened and any other guy would dump her right away. I didn't expect such a positive outcome and kept my mouth shut. 2 weeks passed since that incident and she really did stop everything. Now it kind of bugs me that in a way what I did was wrong even though we do have regular sex and live together, but at the same time should she know? Right now it's just me and you guys. Tldr My gf overdosed and my sexual desire under affection lead to her peeing herself. She doesn't know the cause and shame from the incident made her quit drugs. Should I keep my mouth shut?
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# ? Jul 18, 2016 23:21 |
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Jeffrey of YOSPOS posted:Some background, I have met this girl about 2 months ago and we just matched so well. But she had relationship troubles with parents (they are divorced and each trying to pull daughter their way) so after about a week I asked if she wanted to stay at my place for a while since we were sleeping together like every other day. And she said yes, moved her stuff and we have been a happy happy couple even calling each other husband and wifey among friends. please go on there and asked if he finished or not, that's left out of the story thanks
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# ? Jul 18, 2016 23:30 |
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Otisburg posted:please go on there and asked if he finished or not, that's left out of the story
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# ? Jul 18, 2016 23:31 |
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every sentence in that one is worse than the last.
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# ? Jul 18, 2016 23:35 |
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Omfg Yeah, what nemesis said. An actual train wreck
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