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Mirthless
Mar 27, 2011

by the sex ghost

Red Minjo posted:

actually six year olds are the only people who like ketchup, because it is a sickeningly sweet garbage condiment for babies

yes but "i dislike this thing because it is too sweet" is a discerning and nuanced opinion whereas their take is essentially "anything that smells sharply acidic is too icky for me, plain hot dogs only"

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Squizzle
Apr 24, 2008




i too am combatively passionate about acids for loosening my fire meat

paranoid randroid
Mar 4, 2007
*turns on yr monitor*

Timeless Appeal
May 28, 2006

Karl Sharks posted:

oh can't i?
Probably said that right before accepting the nomination.

Nameless_Steve
Oct 18, 2010

by Pragmatica

God, do I hope they make a classic Trump mistake vetting the names and they embarrass themselves displaying something like "Gaydolf Titler" or maybe as "Stahpwhite, Jenna Sayed"

Dolash
Oct 23, 2008

aNYWAY,
tHAT'S REALLY ALL THERE IS,
tO REPORT ON THE SUBJECT,
oF ME GETTING HURT,


Paranoid Randroid posted:

i put beans in chili, and use the wrong kind of barbecue sauce

Unless I'm missing something, doesn't a chili have to have beans in order to be a chili? Otherwise just tomatoes and ground beef is like bolognese sauce?

ReidRansom
Oct 25, 2004


mormonpartyboat posted:

the secret bbq ingredient

is fish sauce

intrigued enough to not recoil immediately

paranoid randroid
Mar 4, 2007
why would you care what condiment gets put on a hotdog

youre perfectly content eating irregular hog assholes in a sausage casing, but you draw the line at heinz

zoux
Apr 28, 2006

Paranoid Randroid posted:

*turns on yr monitor*

I'm seein double....two gently caress tards!

crazy cloud
Nov 7, 2012

by Cyrano4747
Lipstick Apathy
Don't eat animals, eat bankers

The best kind of sauce is any kind as long as you pour it on a globalist you're cannibalizing

Squizzle
Apr 24, 2008




nomination vote prop idea: old timey rotary phones so delegates can vote by screaming TRUMP!! and slamming the receiver down

paranoid randroid
Mar 4, 2007

Dolash posted:

Unless I'm missing something, doesn't a chili have to have beans in order to be a chili? Otherwise just tomatoes and ground beef is like bolognese sauce?

there have been religious wars less involved than the debate over this question

Timeless Appeal
May 28, 2006
Someone should make an online petition to get Sanders or Hilary to buy space on the jumbotron.

Joementum
May 23, 2004

jesus christ
Here is the official platform of the 2016 GOP

Dr_0ctag0n
Apr 25, 2015


The whole human race
sentenced
to
burn

Dolash posted:

Unless I'm missing something, doesn't a chili have to have beans in order to be a chili? Otherwise just tomatoes and ground beef is like bolognese sauce?

No it requires chilis. Hence the name and difference between it and bolognese.

misty mountaintop
Jun 2, 2015

by Hand Knit
The house band is atrocious. That was the least funky Hip Hug-Her imaginable.

misty mountaintop
Jun 2, 2015

by Hand Knit
Oh. I just got a look at them. They're all white. Ok.

ReidRansom
Oct 25, 2004


Paranoid Randroid posted:

why would you care what condiment gets put on a hotdog

youre perfectly content eating irregular hog assholes in a sausage casing, but you draw the line at heinz

if you use hunt's though... :argh:

Mirthless
Mar 27, 2011

by the sex ghost

Dolash posted:

Unless I'm missing something, doesn't a chili have to have beans in order to be a chili? Otherwise just tomatoes and ground beef is like bolognese sauce?

No, the only general requirement for chili is cumin and one or more types of dried chilis native to the southwest (typically new mexico)

Beans are optional, but so is meat. People who get pushy about either are giant babies.

MaxxBot
Oct 6, 2003

you could have clapped

you should have clapped!!

Dolash posted:

Unless I'm missing something, doesn't a chili have to have beans in order to be a chili? Otherwise just tomatoes and ground beef is like bolognese sauce?

The true chili elitists will say that anything with beans isn't really chili, hell some say you can't even use tomato.

paranoid randroid
Mar 4, 2007

WE DEDICATE THIS PLATFORM

TO THE ARMED FORCES

JESUS

AND HITLER

MysteriousStranger
Mar 3, 2016
My "vacation" is a euphemism for war tourism in Ukraine for some "bloody work" to escape my boring techie job and family.

Ask me about my warcrimes.

Dolash posted:

Unless I'm missing something, doesn't a chili have to have beans in order to be a chili? Otherwise just tomatoes and ground beef is like bolognese sauce?

Real chili doesn't have beans.

Squizzle
Apr 24, 2008




randroid, it's bothering me so much that your username is now capitalized

ass cobra
May 28, 2004

by Azathoth
can we talk about cincinnati chili next

JT Jag
Aug 30, 2009

#1 Jaguars Sunk Cost Fallacy-Haver
Beware, anyone who sets eyes upon this document for too long will have their face melt off their head.

Just look at Ted Cruz as an example of your fate if you aren't careful.

JHomer722
Jul 30, 2006

And you, you ridiculous people, you expect me to help you.

So you're all saying I should eat at Chili's in NC, or SC?

crazy cloud
Nov 7, 2012

by Cyrano4747
Lipstick Apathy
It's not chili unless you put drāno in it

Bryter
Nov 6, 2011

but since we are small we may-
uh, we may be the losers

lmao I forgot about the "Reagan Economic Zone"

paranoid randroid
Mar 4, 2007

Squizzle posted:

randroid, it's bothering me so much that your username is now capitalized

people keep telling me this

zoux
Apr 28, 2006

Squizzle posted:

randroid, it's bothering me so much that your username is now capitalized

probably got sick of the rampant microagression of capitalizing un capitalized user names

Mr Ice Cream Glove
Apr 22, 2007



Hole E Fuk

LGD
Sep 25, 2004

Mirthless posted:

No, the only general requirement for chili is cumin and one or more types of dried chilis native to the southwest, (typically new mexico)

Beans are optional, but so is meat. People who get pushy about either are giant babies.

Look at this worthless squish

I bet you'd eat the pea guac, something that was a step too far for even Obama

Squizzle
Apr 24, 2008




zoux posted:

probably got sick of the rampant microagression of capitalizing un capitalized user names

Acceptable at the beginning of a sentence, imo.

shiksa
Nov 9, 2009

i went to one of these wrestling shows and it was... honestly? frickin boring. i wanna see ricky! i want to see his gold chains and respect for the ftw lifestyle

rear end cobra posted:

can we talk about cincinnati chili next

it's bad and garbage and fitting for the state of ohio

TARDISman
Oct 28, 2011



rear end cobra posted:

can we talk about cincinnati chili next

It's loving tasty on spaghetti.

Venom Snake
Feb 19, 2014

by Nyc_Tattoo
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pathetic little tramp
Dec 12, 2005

by Hillary Clinton's assassins
Fallen Rib
https://twitter.com/Delo_Taylor/status/755153500968017921

MaxxBot
Oct 6, 2003

you could have clapped

you should have clapped!!
What's worse pea guac or ¡Jeb! "no lemon" guac?

Lord Hydronium
Sep 25, 2007

Non, je ne regrette rien


rear end cobra posted:

can we talk about cincinnati chili next
It's delicious and makes chili purists mad, so I'm all in favor

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HUGE PUBES A PLUS
Apr 30, 2005

Cripes almighty I was gone for 2 hours for my stupid county planning commission meeting. Did a fight break out?

e: My chili has beans, no tomato in it.

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