Roman/ancient history: Checkmate, Atenists

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Grand Fromage: Jan 30, 2006; L-l-look at you bar-bartender, a-a pa-pathetic creature of meat and bone, un-underestimating my l-l-liver's ability to metab-meTABolize t-toxins. How can you p-poison a perfect, immortal alcohOLIC?

All in the Family (Ptolemy Edition)

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Adbot: ADBOT LOVES YOU

# ? May 24, 2024 01:18

Alhazred: Feb 16, 2011

The Fresh Emperor of Rome

# ? Jul 18, 2016 15:35

homullus: Mar 27, 2009

Syncopated posted:

Amicae

Amici.

# ? Jul 18, 2016 15:37

Teriyaki Hairpiece: Dec 29, 2006; I'm nae the voice o' the darkened thistle, but th' darkened thistle cannae bear the sight o' our Bonnie Prince Bernie nae mair.

Verum Mundi: Vindobona.

# ? Jul 18, 2016 17:31

Grand Fromage: Jan 30, 2006; L-l-look at you bar-bartender, a-a pa-pathetic creature of meat and bone, un-underestimating my l-l-liver's ability to metab-meTABolize t-toxins. How can you p-poison a perfect, immortal alcohOLIC?

Herculaneum Shore

# ? Jul 18, 2016 17:32

Syncopated: Oct 21, 2010

homullus posted:

Amici.

Uhh actually I was talking about female friends.

# ? Jul 18, 2016 19:23

Chichevache: Feb 17, 2010; One of the funniest posters in GIP.

Just not intentionally.

Salvi!

I only took a week of Latin. :negative:

# ? Jul 18, 2016 19:24

Alhazred: Feb 16, 2011

Chichevache posted:

Salvi!

I only took a week of Latin.

The only latin I know is from Asterix and Obelix.

# ? Jul 18, 2016 21:25

Vincent Van Goatse: Nov 8, 2006; Enjoy every sandwich.; Smellrose

Grand Fromage posted:

Herculaneum Shore

One of the Falco novels was basically this IIRC.

# ? Jul 18, 2016 22:05

Strategic Tea: Sep 1, 2012

It's Always Sunny in Delphi :allears:

# ? Jul 19, 2016 01:07

FreudianSlippers: Apr 12, 2010; Shooting and Fucking
are the same thing!

"Fabricatvm Diem, Pvnc"
-Aenrichvs Spvrcvs

# ? Jul 19, 2016 02:23

FAUXTON: Jun 2, 2005; spero che tu stia bene

Sleepless in Nola

E: Rape of the Sabine Women 17 (I'm sorry)

# ? Jul 19, 2016 02:23

FreudianSlippers: Apr 12, 2010; Shooting and Fucking
are the same thing!

Two and a Half Romen

# ? Jul 19, 2016 02:27

FAUXTON: Jun 2, 2005; spero che tu stia bene

FreudianSlippers posted:

Two and a Half Romen

Two and a Half Novus Homos. :colbert:

# ? Jul 19, 2016 02:36

Safety Biscuits: Oct 21, 2010

Buttsex and the City.

# ? Jul 19, 2016 02:41

FAUXTON: Jun 2, 2005; spero che tu stia bene

All in all you're just another dick on the wall (of Pompeii)

# ? Jul 19, 2016 02:43

Ynglaur: Oct 9, 2013; The Malta Conference, anyone?

Quod aliquid horrendum Forums > Discussion > quaerere / dico > qui est de ani coitus

# ? Jul 19, 2016 03:35

FreudianSlippers: Apr 12, 2010; Shooting and Fucking
are the same thing!

FAUXTON posted:

Two and a Half Novus Homos.

"II and S Homos", surely.

That being said my knowledge of Latin is mostly limited the porcine variety.

# ? Jul 19, 2016 04:18

RogueTM: Jul 8, 2004; Hmmmmm

"Lectiles colitorum, femles iverum"

It's an old danish wordplay, "L�g ti l�s kul i to rum, fem l�s i hvert rum" which would translate as "Put ten batches of coal in two rooms, five batches in each room"

# ? Jul 19, 2016 06:35

PittTheElder: Feb 13, 2012; Yes, it's like a lava lamp.

Strategic Tea posted:

It's Always Sunny in Delphi

To preserve the joke, it should really be It's Always Sunny in Londinium.

# ? Jul 19, 2016 06:49

Jazerus: May 24, 2011

Gens Matters

# ? Jul 19, 2016 08:05

HEY GUNS: Oct 11, 2012; FOPTIMUS PRIME

House Louse posted:

Buttsex and the City.

Sex And The Citystate

# ? Jul 19, 2016 08:28

Obliterati: Nov 13, 2012; Pain is inevitable.
Suffering is optional.
Thunderdome is forever.

How I Met Your Master

# ? Jul 19, 2016 08:31

Jerusalem: May 20, 2004; Would you be my new best friends?

Jazerus posted:

Gens Matters

Pater Familias Knows Best (and can legally kill you)

# ? Jul 19, 2016 08:54

Alhazred: Feb 16, 2011

Obliterati posted:

How I Met Your Master

How I Killed Your Mother (starring Nero)

# ? Jul 19, 2016 11:40

FAUXTON: Jun 2, 2005; spero che tu stia bene

The Vox

# ? Jul 19, 2016 12:50

Rockopolis: Dec 21, 2012; I MAKE FUN OF QUEER STORYGAMES BECAUSE I HAVE NOTHING BETTER TO DO WITH MY LIFE THAN MAKE OTHER PEOPLE CRY

I can't understand these kinds of games, and not getting it bugs me almost as much as me being weird

I, Claudius

# ? Jul 19, 2016 12:52

BravestOfTheLamps: Oct 12, 2012; by FactsAreUseless; Lipstick Apathy

BravestOfTheLamps fucked around with this message at 13:04 on Jul 19, 2016

# ? Jul 19, 2016 12:58

xthetenth: Dec 30, 2012; Mario wasn't sure if this Jeb guy was a good influence on Yoshi.

Survivor: Triumvirate.

# ? Jul 19, 2016 13:17

Vincent Van Goatse: Nov 8, 2006; Enjoy every sandwich.; Smellrose

Law et Order

# ? Jul 19, 2016 16:17

homullus: Mar 27, 2009

Titus

# ? Jul 19, 2016 16:21

Grand Fromage: Jan 30, 2006; L-l-look at you bar-bartender, a-a pa-pathetic creature of meat and bone, un-underestimating my l-l-liver's ability to metab-meTABolize t-toxins. How can you p-poison a perfect, immortal alcohOLIC?

homullus posted:

Titus

We might have a winner.

# ? Jul 19, 2016 16:22

Rockopolis: Dec 21, 2012; I MAKE FUN OF QUEER STORYGAMES BECAUSE I HAVE NOTHING BETTER TO DO WITH MY LIFE THAN MAKE OTHER PEOPLE CRY

I can't understand these kinds of games, and not getting it bugs me almost as much as me being weird

Vita Brian

# ? Jul 19, 2016 16:25

Grand Fromage: Jan 30, 2006; L-l-look at you bar-bartender, a-a pa-pathetic creature of meat and bone, un-underestimating my l-l-liver's ability to metab-meTABolize t-toxins. How can you p-poison a perfect, immortal alcohOLIC?

Deadwood, a story of Romans chopping down trees like crazy because of their general fear of forests.

# ? Jul 19, 2016 16:28