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All instructions need to include the phrase "remember to pull back your foreskin"
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# ? Jul 17, 2016 05:15 |
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Tracula posted:All instructions need to include the phrase "remember to pull back your foreskin"
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# ? Jul 17, 2016 09:22 |
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Forgall posted:Now I want them to cover Silent Hill wiki circumcision thing. Though it's just one crazy guy so maybe there's not enough varied material. There's a whole tag for 'focus on a single twit', so it's not too farfetched. Also a bit late, but for most reprehensible, the dude from r/ecuse yourself who wants to kick his wife out but keep their baby because he doesn't want to pay child support gets my vote.
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# ? Jul 17, 2016 10:40 |
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Yesterday I listened to the plushy fuckers episode for the very first time. It was awful, but holy poo poo at the end when they do the Lou Reads impression. Amazing.
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# ? Jul 17, 2016 18:16 |
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HEY HEY HEY HEY HEY https://thefpl.us/episode/220 CHEESECAKE ARMPIT
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# ? Jul 17, 2016 20:05 |
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The new gold standard of the YEAH voice.
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# ? Jul 17, 2016 21:59 |
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This episode is disgusting. I love it
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# ? Jul 18, 2016 06:36 |
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I wish I had friend who is girl.
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# ? Jul 18, 2016 15:10 |
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I had assumed that Lemon would have bought https://armp.it and found something confusingquote:You just turned 52 and your belly fat is pressed against the side of an open casket. You delicately arrange the coffin's quilted taffeta around the deceased just like you've done every day for the last 27 years of your awful life. You waited for the last of the family to exit the chapel and pull the door shut before you started the delicate work of closing the lid on their loved one for the last time. And by delicate, you mean get that lid shut and locked as quickly and quietly as possible so you can get the hell out of here and go to lunch. There's another funeral at 12:30 across town and the funeral director over there is a huge rear end in a top hat when you're late.
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# ? Jul 18, 2016 20:34 |
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I think that's where David Foster Wallace dumped all his drunk manuscript drafts.
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# ? Jul 19, 2016 03:15 |
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Improbable Lobster posted:I had assumed that Lemon would have bought https://armp.it and found something confusing I too have seen Six Feet Under.
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# ? Jul 19, 2016 04:51 |
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New Lou Reads is up. Its about Aliens!
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# ? Jul 19, 2016 17:59 |
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How is it that Lou hadn't done an alien episode before? It's such an obvious topic that I assumed this was at least his second, but the closest he'd been was guesting on that F+ episode. Also, how is it that people who are into UFOs and New Age poo poo are consistently so friggin' terrible at basic written communication? Is it possible to not be fluent in your own mother tongue?
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# ? Jul 20, 2016 00:25 |
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Sham bam bamina! posted:Also, how is it that people who are into UFOs and New Age poo poo are consistently so friggin' terrible at basic written communication? Is it possible to not be fluent in your own mother tongue?
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# ? Jul 20, 2016 08:19 |
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So for those of you who don't go to BaaaaaAAAAAAAAAAllllpit, there were technical issues in the recording of an episode on My Masturbation, a website perhaps more disgusting than Sissykiss. Lemon considered the recording unsalvageable (about an hour of Nutshell's recording is just not there), but because the content was simultaneously too good not to work with and too terrible to get more people to read it, he threw the raw files up for whoever wanted to have a shot at making something. Djeser apparently made a really solid one-hour episode that just edits around Nutshell entirely. But I had a different idea. I'm gonna be honest, it's a website that's hard to listen to. So I removed all of the actual readings.
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# ? Jul 20, 2016 14:45 |
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Yep, Lemon's got the final cut of the episode, so it'll be up whenever he posts it.
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# ? Jul 20, 2016 14:51 |
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Guy Mann posted:HEY Kumquatxop is a treasure.
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# ? Jul 20, 2016 14:57 |
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Cleretic posted:So for those of you who don't go to BaaaaaAAAAAAAAAAllllpit, there were technical issues in the recording of an episode on My Masturbation, a website perhaps more disgusting than Sissykiss. Lemon considered the recording unsalvageable (about an hour of Nutshell's recording is just not there), but because the content was simultaneously too good not to work with and too terrible to get more people to read it, he threw the raw files up for whoever wanted to have a shot at making something. This episode is going to be gross as gently caress. I want to count the times they say the word mum.
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# ? Jul 20, 2016 22:27 |
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chaos rhames posted:This episode is going to be gross as gently caress. I want to count the times they say the word mum. "My ~~~mother~~~"
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# ? Jul 21, 2016 14:08 |
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Mum's a more british way of saying it so I'm expecting a majority.
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# ? Jul 21, 2016 16:08 |
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chaos rhames posted:Mum's a more british way of saying it so I'm expecting a majority. Oh I know, but I listened to the plushie-fucker episode yesterday and Lemon's "~mother~" pronunciation always stands out in my mind. Also, I wish Portal of Evil was still around. I'm sure they could make one hell of an episode covering what was essentially the birthplace of all of this. HoboTech fucked around with this message at 17:38 on Jul 21, 2016 |
# ? Jul 21, 2016 17:35 |
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The rescued episode is up! "Thanks" djeser
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# ? Jul 21, 2016 19:24 |
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A poster named 'Pig Pen' who jerks off with mud or something... didn't they read someone with that username on the squatter forum? EDIT: Oh, that's apparently the English name for Lortis in Peanuts.
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# ? Jul 21, 2016 22:41 |
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Ag Bengip posted:A poster named 'Pig Pen' who jerks off with mud or something... didn't they read someone with that username on the squatter forum? Wait wait wait, hold the phone Where the gently caress is Pig Pen called Lortis? WHY is he called Lortis?
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# ? Jul 21, 2016 23:37 |
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Ag Bengip posted:EDIT: Oh, that's apparently the English name for Lortis in Peanuts. I've listened to each episode at least 3 or 4 times, but THIS is the most hosed up thing I've ever heard.
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# ? Jul 21, 2016 23:44 |
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The Vosgian Beast posted:Wait wait wait, hold the phone Sweden, apparently! https://sv.wikipedia.org/wiki/Snobben
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# ? Jul 21, 2016 23:48 |
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Sitting Here posted:The rescued episode is up! "Thanks" djeser You're "welcome"
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# ? Jul 22, 2016 00:43 |
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Djeser posted:You're "welcome" Wel'cum'
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# ? Jul 22, 2016 01:01 |
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Djeser posted:You're "welcome" Only God forgives, Djeser.
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# ? Jul 22, 2016 03:44 |
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Djeser posted:You're "welcome" It needed to get out. It couldnt have been recreated.
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# ? Jul 22, 2016 04:05 |
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What the gently caress is happening in my ears
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# ? Jul 22, 2016 06:42 |
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This is the worst birthday present
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# ? Jul 22, 2016 06:58 |
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The Vosgian Beast posted:Wait wait wait, hold the phone 'Lort' is a slightly archaic word meaning 'filth' or even 'feces'. The '-is' suffix has been used to create slang nouns and nicknames since at least the 19th century because Swedish people thought Latin was cool. I guess it's about equivalent to '-y' in English.
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# ? Jul 22, 2016 07:28 |
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It works even better in Danish where those words, lort + tis, literally mean "Shitpiss". The comic is called "The Radishes" here.
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# ? Jul 22, 2016 12:41 |
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That title makes sense because in Denmark they eat radishes as beer snacks
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# ? Jul 22, 2016 13:04 |
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Holy poo poo at the apple story.
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# ? Jul 22, 2016 16:22 |
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In hindsight, Nutshell couldn't have picked a better episode to disappear from than one where she repeatedly jokes about backing out. Edit: Which episode had the jacuzzi jet enema? I couldn't think of anything else during Lemon's final reading. Sham bam bamina! fucked around with this message at 23:56 on Jul 22, 2016 |
# ? Jul 22, 2016 23:51 |
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Sham bam bamina! posted:In hindsight, Nutshell couldn't have picked a better episode to disappear from than one where she repeatedly jokes about backing out. It was one of the WikiHow episodes. Number 4, I think?
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# ? Jul 23, 2016 00:09 |
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That sounds about right, thanks. I didn't see anything in the docs, so I'll just listen to 4 and 5 back-to-back when I have the time. As if I needed an excuse.
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# ? Jul 23, 2016 00:20 |
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It's always a good time to listen to the WikiHow episodes.
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# ? Jul 23, 2016 00:30 |