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Jack Gladney posted:Every day I thank god for never learning anything about anime. White women are particularly beautiful. Everyone knows this; since some people pretend not to, let’s look at what nips draw when they want to draw the most beautiful woman possible: 
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I like big butts
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Jul 19, 2016 00:12
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Lottery of Babylon posted:White women are particularly beautiful. Everyone knows this; since some people pretend not to, let’s look at what nips draw when they want to draw the most beautiful woman possible: You're slipping, LoB, I've seen you do this one before.
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Jul 19, 2016 00:12
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You stopped too soon. GET THIS poo poo OFF MY CLIPBOARD posted:Monogamy puts women under extreme evolutionary pressure to be beautiful, since women who can’t get a good man can’t reproduce. Under the various polygamous plans practised by every variety of shitskin, women who aren’t beautiful enough to be someone’s first wife or a great man’s second wife can still be someone’s maidservant and still have their baby looked after.
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Jul 19, 2016 00:16
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Who What Now posted:You're slipping, LoB, I've seen you do this one before. Anime can be quite insidious, in that characters will engage in seemingly traditionalist behavior, like going to shinto shrines, being proud of their nation and traditions (you almost never see modern western cartoon characters going to church or being patriotic, unless they are strawmen, or its wedding), but often it will be devoid of actual substance, they lack “traditional core”, that makes such actions meaningful. The characters are oriental versions of Churchians. The though I had on Anime genre “harem”, which is misleading name. Main characters are often total losers, and probably so are authors of those series. The most cliche type is: MC likes one girl (“the heroine”). Plenty girls like the MC. Girls throw themselves at MC. MC won’t gently caress any of them, or even talk much to one girls he likes (“loving form afar”). Bonus point if “the heroine” is one who beats him up regularly (tsundere. but without actual dere). Another bonus point if MC is total loser “nice guy”. Another point if “the heroine” is being a bitch to poo poo-test the MC, who keeps “being nice” and “you never hit a girl!” (though its painfully obvious that makers of anime conveyed concept of poo poo-test without realizing it exists, by accident). In the end, MC rejects other girls to be with “the heroine”. Its like gender reversed version of anime authors own school experiences, when they liked a popular girl who turned them down to be with a jerk, so they made up a reality where “nice guy” is the one who turns down girls who chase after him. Thats why only decent harem animes are where above cliche is completely averted, due to either: MC actually scoring with other girls, having a spine, calling out “the heroine” on her bs to the point she actually changes for better (or dumps her), or has some badass qualities that would justify him being chick magnet. Or at very least give MC traumatic backstory that would justify him being broken shell of a man (like watching his family burn alive as todder. lookin at you, Emiya). Out of Manga, animes, and Visual Novels, I would qualify Omamori Himari, Tsukihime, Highschool DxD, Majikoi, and Persona 4, as decent ones. Of those who have more than one medium, generally: VN is better than Manga, and Manga is better than Anime. Anime are tootless, and “sfw”, Manga are alright, and characters shine in VN (they have actual harems…) “moral universe of both animes is that masculinity is bad, the behaviors that lead to success are bad, male sexuality is disgusting and evil, while female sexuality is pure and chaste.” Try School Days anime then. Men AND women portrayed are total idiots. (in VN, both genders are slightly better, and MC is not treated as evil) Or examples I gave earlier, where male sexuality is not shamed.
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Jul 19, 2016 00:22
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I like that he calls them "the nips" like he's loving Bugs Bunny or something
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Jul 19, 2016 00:49
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it makes me think hes inexplicably mad about nipples
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Jul 19, 2016 01:07
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Silver2195 posted:All these quotes have been posted here before. I just posted them again now because they were tangentially relevant/to annoy Jack Gladney. Is there some kind of cliffsnotes version of this gibberish?
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Jul 19, 2016 01:23
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Woolie Wool posted:Is there some kind of cliffsnotes version of this gibberish? He's raging out about cartoon characters failing to bang every cute cartoon girl within a five mile radius at the earliest opportunity. This, he believes, is the source of the decline of civilisation in general and of Japanese civilisation in particular.
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Jul 19, 2016 01:40
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Woolie Wool posted:Is there some kind of cliffsnotes version of this gibberish? he really wants the animes tofuck
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Jul 19, 2016 01:53
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willus posted:he really wants the animes tofuck Same.
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Jul 19, 2016 01:55
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Lady Naga posted:Same. Shocking
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Jul 19, 2016 02:00
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Woolie Wool posted:Is there some kind of cliffsnotes version of this gibberish? One of my much repeated proposals is that everyone on welfare, and everyone with no visible means of support, will from time to time face inquiry on his character. Those blacks that are friend of the familys, and those whites that are wriend of the wamilys, shall be sold into chattel slavery. This will discourage reliance on welfare, and encourage people to have visible means of support. It will get people who need supervision under supervision. Also debt slavery.
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Jul 19, 2016 02:01
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Who What Now posted:Shocking Don't judge!!!
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Jul 19, 2016 02:02
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Woolie Wool posted:Is there some kind of cliffsnotes version of this gibberish? Satsuki Kiryuin is a character from the energetically silly and frequently tasteless anime series Kill-La-Kill. In a pseudo-post-apocalyptic Japan, she runs the high school she attends and the surrounding town in accordance with her Social Darwinist beliefs. Her fascism is probably at least partly a way of lashing out at the world in response to her mother's abuse. She's plotting to betray her mother, who is trying to feed humanity to alien clothing, but Satsuki's plans fail, so she teams up with the protagonist she's been fighting all the time (who turns out to be her sister) and learns to be less arrogant and authoritarian. Though I've probably made it sound more thematically coherent than it actually is. Attack on Titan is a manga and anime about a society that has built walls around itself and developed Spider-Man-like equipment to defend against mindless, man-eating giants. Mikasa, one of the main characters, is the last surviving person of Asian descent. Interestingly, it's eventually revealed (after the part adapted by the anime) that her super swordsmanship abilities don't come from her Japanese mother, but from her probably-Jewish father. I am not familiar with Cat Girl Planet, although Jim's summary of the plot makes it sound both quite bad and hilariously similar to a lot of other bad anime. I have never watched Btoom!, although I have read a negative review of the first episode, which comes before almost all the stuff Jim is talking about. Edit: I just realized you probably meant a cliff notes version of the Jim post, not a cliff notes explanation of the anime references, but other posters have summarized the Jim post well already while I was typing this. Silver2195 has a new favorite as of 02:28 on Jul 19, 2016 |
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Jul 19, 2016 02:24
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Lady Naga posted:Don't judge!!! You can't tell me what to do!
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Jul 19, 2016 02:25
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Cat Girl Planet is a loving weird one that I've seen pop up from time to time but never seen anyone actually profess to enjoy it or even tolerate it. The first time I heard of it it was during Chip Cheezum's Blip Theatre where some dork that called them "cat gewels" reviewed it.
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Jul 19, 2016 02:28
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Who What Now posted:Shocking You guys need to stop giving Jim a hard time. There is nothing wrong with anime. Even renowned anti-semitic scholars such as myself like to wind down after a long night of debunking pieces of the Holocaust hoax by firing up our laptop and letting ourselves be drawn into a magical world where cute schoolgirls with huge eyes and technicolor hair frolic in a fictional Japan. I think we can learn a lot from these delightful stories, such as how a homogenous nation devoid of parasitic ethnic groups can produce such wholesome yet titillating entertainment fit for consumption by even the most discriminating academics and internet intellectuals. So lighten up, kick up your heels, and allow yourself to be mesmerized by the wonderful and beautifully done, though quite improbable, boob animations of your favorite anime.
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Jul 19, 2016 03:01
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Buh-but my name's not Jim... 
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Jul 19, 2016 03:11
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Lady Naga posted:Buh-but my name's not Jim... Maybe it should be?
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Jul 19, 2016 03:17
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Lady Naga posted:Buh-but my name's not Jim... Global warming was a proposal for a ridiculously extreme expansion of leftist power and the government run economy, which is to say, the leftist run economy, so defeating it was an important victory, for which Steve McIntyre deserves a major part of the credit, but it was merely a defensive victory, while on so many other fronts, the left marches on from victory to victory. I have been watching “High School of the Dead”, a Japanese anime with wonderful and beautifully done, though quite improbable, boob animations.
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Jul 19, 2016 03:21
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The Vosgian Beast posted:I like that he calls them "the nips" like he's loving Bugs Bunny or something http://m.youtube.com/watch?v=DnG1vqVlPGE Maybe he's a Hoodoo Gurus fan. Isn't Attack on Titan written by somebody with fascist or nationalistic beliefs? The theme song sounds like a (really effective) fascist/Italian Futurist call to arms: quote:Sind Sie das Essen? Nein, wir sind der Jäger! Count Chocula has a new favorite as of 03:28 on Jul 19, 2016 |
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Jul 19, 2016 03:22
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Lottery of Babylon posted:wholesome yet titillating entertainment fit for consumption by even the most discriminating academics and internet intellectuals. People who watch anime have never seen a boob IRL, so this checks out.
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Jul 19, 2016 03:26
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Lady Naga posted:Cat Girl Planet is a loving weird one that I've seen pop up from time to time but never seen anyone actually profess to enjoy it or even tolerate it. The first time I heard of it it was during Chip Cheezum's Blip Theatre where some dork that called them "cat gewels" reviewed it. I have one friend who likes it, and he is a gay guy in a committed relationship who is super into fashion and is well-dressed at all times. His standards are really low when it comes to things with cats in them, as it turns out.
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Jul 19, 2016 03:38
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Who What Now posted:People who watch anime have never seen a boob IRL, so this checks out. they never met you, huh?
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Jul 19, 2016 03:40
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Literally The Worst posted:they never met you, huh? Obviously not.
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Jul 19, 2016 04:03
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Count Chocula posted:http://m.youtube.com/watch?v=DnG1vqVlPGE No. quote:While working at an internet cafe, Isayama encountered a customer who grabbed him by the collar. It was this incident that showed him "the fear of meeting a person I can't communicate with," which is the feeling that he conveys through the Titans. Apparently even though the society in AoT is monarchic, there's a plot point later on revealing that the royal family has been suppressing technological development to keep the populace in line which leads to the protagonists overthrowing them and the development of better weapons to fight the titans with. I haven't actually read the manga at all so this is just going off what I remember someone else telling me. If there's any significant political theme it's that being totally powerless is terrifying.
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Jul 19, 2016 04:31
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The show definitely has fascist undertones at the start because it follows the theme of "the stupid weak government can't do anything right, unlike the burly and awesome military" but then it turns out that the military is doing a bunch of shady poo poo too so shrug. The only real theme of Attack On Titan is "it bad".
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Jul 19, 2016 04:57
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Attack on Titan is kinda fascist and goes turbofascist later on when there is a full on military revolt against the corrupt aristocracy who are revealed as traitors to humanity and tortured by being force fed their own excrement and that sort of thing. That's what makes it interesting. Along with the usual "you thought the giant zombies were the monster? No, the real monster... is man" twist. I'm glad we're discussing anime here because some are really interesting and they're just at the right level of political sophistication for dark enlightenment masterminds after all.
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Jul 19, 2016 05:23
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Hold the phone https://leviathan-supersystem.tumblr.com/post/147564609129/bookchins-revenge-multiheaded1793-wesley
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Jul 19, 2016 05:48
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crossposting from some other thread Dark Enlightenment thinker in action https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6bZnqyE14RY So this young dude in Ottawa with the standard nerd over-enunciation orders a chicken sandwich that they're all out of, so he tells the woman at the counter that she's a bitch, and at the beginning of the video here he's explaining that "bitch" is a proper English word to use, and then he starts flying into this Men's Rights Activist rant about how he can only punch men and he demands to be treated as well as a woman and so on
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Jul 19, 2016 06:51
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Cardboard Box A posted:Attack on Titan is kinda fascist and goes turbofascist later on when there is a full on military revolt against the corrupt aristocracy who are revealed as traitors to humanity and tortured by being force fed their own excrement and that sort of thing. That's what makes it interesting. I think it's accurate to say that it's an anime that features elements of fascism, not that the author likes fascism. The charismatic military dictator who overthrows the monarchy at the heroes' behest turning out to be a total loon who abandons his post to go feed people backwards was a bit of a clue.
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Jul 19, 2016 06:52
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https://twitter.com/TakedownMRAs/status/755197734005514240Darth Walrus posted:I think it's accurate to say that it's an anime that features elements of fascism, not that the author likes fascism. The charismatic military dictator who overthrows the monarchy at the heroes' behest turning out to be a total loon who abandons his post to go feed people backwards was a bit of a clue. EDIT: This is sort of the problem that plagues much of our discourse, AoT is a fascist work because it's about fascism and intensely explores fascism and creates a setting where the literal survival of the human race might just hinge on the success of a textbook fascist uprising. This doesn't mean the author is a fascist writing nothing but unapologetic fascist propaganda. I mean they're probably a little fascist, but that's not so unusual, especially for Japanese authors who I guess might kinda have a soft spot for certain Japanese war criminals. Assepoester has a new favorite as of 15:25 on Jul 19, 2016 |
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Jul 19, 2016 07:16
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Woolie Wool posted:Is there some kind of cliffsnotes version of this gibberish? He watched an ecchi, which is basically softcore porn, and was mad and confused that it was not hardcore porn so he wrote a big screed about how japan is decadent and culturally rotten.
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Jul 19, 2016 08:14
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He would've been frothing at the mouth to Black Bullet.
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Jul 19, 2016 08:21
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Curvature of Earth posted:I think I heard you mention KiwiFarms and RationalWiki elsewhere, but I didn't know what it was. That second remains hilarious, since as you pointed out the "infection" of RationalWiki must have happened in 2008.
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Jul 19, 2016 10:07
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Darth Walrus posted:The charismatic military dictator who overthrows the monarchy at the heroes' behest turning out to be a total loon who abandons his post to go feed people backwards was a bit of a clue. noblemen  who let's be honest, probably deserve it
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Jul 19, 2016 10:26
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Silver2195 posted:I have never watched Btoom!, although I have read a negative review of the first episode, which comes before almost all the stuff Jim is talking about. I did watch the first episode, it was utter garbage. It struck me as if Chris-chan tried to rip off Battle Royal with a Bomberman 'twist'.
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Jul 19, 2016 10:39
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Parallel Paraplegic posted:He watched an ecchi, which is basically softcore porn, and was mad and confused that it was not hardcore porn so he wrote a big screed about how japan is decadent and culturally rotten. He couldn't just watch an actual anime porno? It's not like he'd have to look very far. 
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Woolie Wool posted:He couldn't just watch an actual anime porno? It's not like he'd have to look very far. Pornography is far too crass and is only for beta pleb cucks. Meanwhile, watching clothed titties undulate wildly like possessed tumors is for discerning intellectuals with the highest standards.
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