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I was *thiisssssssss* close to having a threesome but then one of the girls changed her mind and they had only just made rape illegal so I couldn't push the point home ![]()
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MMM threesomes are the only ones that make sense because you've got three dicks and three buttholes, so the math works out. MMF you've got two dicks and only one butthole, MFF you've got one dick and two buttholes.
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What penis haver Wouldn't want two chicks to "worship" his dick?
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VendaGoat posted:What penis haver Wouldn't want two chicks to "worship" his dick? "I could have a 3 some, I'm just not into having women worship my cock with their mouths!" -An rear end in a top hat
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King Possum III posted:But you're having fun reading about our depravity, aren't you? I'm actually reading BOOKS, maybe you've heard of them? hmmm? Something to feed my BRAIN, not my butt!
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I've been thinking guys, I'm ok with getting head from a dude thanks to the gays advice earlier, but I'm not sure I can just go have sex with a man. For one...I really like blasting a girl in the rear end. Do dudes do that? Do gay dudes just let you blast them in the rear end?
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Boy, let me tell you all about gay rear end blasting
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Do you gotta switch up D suckin' strats based on cut/uncut?
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It's pretty much what we're known for.
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Wicker Man posted:Do you gotta switch up D suckin' strats based on cut/uncut? Once it's hard there isn't a lot of difference.
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Eww, why would you consort with unshorn savages?
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I had them and, while fun, it's mostly just a novelty. Porn and such tries to sell it as the ultimate goal but the best sex, to me, is one-on-one. That being said, I wouldn't turn one down if everyone was cool with it.
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FrankieGoes posted:MMM [...] pm me
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Inzombiac posted:I had them and, while fun, it's mostly just a novelty. Porn and such tries to sell it as the ultimate goal but the best sex, to me, is one-on-one. That's what I was trying to say several pages so but you did it better. It's a fun part of sex that should be experienced when you're young and experimenting. If a threesome fell in my lap I wouldn't object. But at a point you realize that the best sex is with someone you really care about.
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any goons wanna meet for a threesome? do a little goon experiment, for science of course! ![]()
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Lpzie posted:any goons wanna meet for a threesome? do a little goon experiment, for science of course! Dibs on the butthole!
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dethkon posted:my favorite 3sum is a dude, another dude, and then ANOTHER dude just going at it with me watching from the closet. Hot!! As I understand it this is every girl who watches anime's ideal sexual encounter
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Man I haven't had a 3some with 2 dudes in a while I really should fix that.
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Wow check out all these posters who had "real" threesomes that totally happened in real life. GBS full of ballers these days.
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loquacius posted:As I understand it this is every girl who watches anime's ideal sexual encounter I will never understand why that is, but I stopped trying to figure out anime long ago. Only God can do that. RedMage129 posted:Wow check out all these posters who had "real" threesomes that totally happened in real life. GBS full of ballers these days. I only have Onesomes.
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RedMage129 posted:Wow check out all these posters who had "real" threesomes that totally happened in real life. GBS full of ballers these days. It's a thing that people do occasionally and usually don't advertise to their friends and family. Maybe you never went to the right house parties. Nothing in this thread sounds particularly outlandish to me and it happens to be the thread subject. There's not a lot of ballin' that goes into setting up a threesome anyway, as it's usually a couple that seek out a third member, friends who just get frisky one night and never talk of it again or people blasted out of their minds on various substances. There's not a lot of hot studs walking into a bar and just picking up two random chicks. I've never been in a threesome but I have accidentally stumbled into about a half dozen in-progress at various parties. Politely backing away is SOP. I guess I did play Mass Effect that one time while three people had a grope-fest on the same couch. We just sort of chatted occasionally while they nommed on each other and they watched me punch space reporters in the face and poo poo. Was p chill. ![]()
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Pvt.Scott posted:Whatever, I've been near sex before. Okay cool. I'm just bitter I didn't get to go through a "play video games in the middle of an orgy" phase in college.
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dethkon posted:I will never understand why that is, but I stopped trying to figure out anime long ago. Only God can do that. If your self-esteem is low enough and your upbringing is repressed enough, the idea of any sex involving you or a third party acting as a stand-in for you can be a terrifying prospect, and in gay porn neither of the dudes involved can be seen as an analogue for a female reader ![]() of course at least one of said dudes is usually so girly that it's basically a straight romance anyway because a realistic gay relationship is not what yaoi readers are actually looking for
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are you some sort of yaoi professor or something
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Zzulu posted:are you some sort of yaoi professor or something I saw Pick talk about it on GBS a couple times (she is a yaoi professor)
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Threesomes can be pretty fun, it's when you add a fourth in that poo poo gets everywhere.
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RedMage129 posted:Okay cool. I'm just bitter I didn't get to go through a "play video games in the middle of an orgy" phase in college. Hey man, I wasn't invited, I lived there and it didn't bother me. I'm just saying that the ménage à trois thing isn't some sort of fairy tale.
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Philthy posted:Threesomes can be pretty fun, it's when you add a fourth in that poo poo gets everywhere. p much
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Yes, OP.
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its just too many cocks after a certain point
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loquacius posted:I saw Pick talk about it on GBS a couple times pick:yaoi::professor shark:pawgs
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The only girl who's ever cheated on me kept suggesting threesomes with her girlfriends, it turns out that wanting to have sex with other people is bad for relationships
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from that post it seems like you kept turning her down getta loada this jabroni
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naem posted:The only girl who's ever cheated on me kept suggesting threesomes with her girlfriends, it turns out that wanting to have sex with other people is bad for relationships yeah I'm gonna say maybe you should have just had continuous threesomes with all of her friends, maybe that would have helped tame the beast plus, y'know, you'd get to have threesomes with all of her friends win-win
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loquacius posted:yeah I'm gonna say maybe you should have just had continuous threesomes with all of her friends, maybe that would have helped tame the beast Some people aren't into that sort of thing.
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Pvt.Scott posted:Some people aren't into that sort of thing. "I don't enjoy having sex" - A Goon
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numberoneposter posted:its just too many cocks after a certain point what a foolish stupid idiotic MORONIC THING TO SAY
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Pvt.Scott posted:Some people aren't into that sort of thing. Those people should stop hogging all the girls willing to have threeways with their hot friends ![]()
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I think she was angling for an open relationship which I am super not ok with. Like, it's fine we want different things let's break up. She was shocked too like "but, I'm a hot girl!!" Then she stalked me for a year good times
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dethkon posted:my favorite 3sum is a dude, another dude, and then ANOTHER dude just going at it with me watching from the closet. Hot!! I...I dont understand who is watching you from the closet...what is the girl doing?
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