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OWLS!
Sep 17, 2009

by LITERALLY AN ADMIN
TOYOTA FORD CHEFY

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logikv9
Mar 5, 2009


Ham Wrangler
boooo toyota japan's stealin' our jerbs

Joementum
May 23, 2004

jesus christ
As Josh points out, the "rules of the convention" are being "interpreted" differently for each state.

https://twitter.com/FHQ/status/755530543329058817

cool kids inc.
May 27, 2005

I swallowed a bug

Is this Matt Bevin...I kinda hate that guy.

Sheng-Ji Yang
Mar 5, 2014


whiskey woooooo

Deteriorata
Feb 6, 2005

Every time someone says "the next president of the United States, Donald J. Trump!" part of my soul dies.

pantsofwar
Jul 14, 2006
Yea, becouse pants do go to war? Eh?
TOYOTA what a feeling!

pathetic little tramp
Dec 12, 2005

by Hillary Clinton's assassins
Fallen Rib
The source of bluegrass music is actually West Virginia, but that's been forgotten for so long, no one really cares now.

Mr Hootington
Jul 24, 2008

I'M HAVING A HOOT EATING CORNETTE THE LONG WAY
toyota is foreign you tool

Karl Sharks
Feb 20, 2008

The Immortal Science of Sharksism-Fininism

Neo Rasa posted:

LMAO the small group going nuts every time Kasich gets like one vote.

can't go too wild since they're buckled up

WampaLord
Jan 14, 2010

Neo Rasa posted:

LMAO the small group going nuts every time Kasich gets like one vote.

Don't make fun of Kasich's family.

BGrifter
Mar 16, 2007

Winner of Something Awful PS5 thread's Posting Excellence Award June 2022

Congratulations!
Had to look over to make sure that wasn't Rand Paul talking.

Rubber Tucky
Oct 14, 2004


Next time I will pay attention while choosing my thread tags.
the way all these states are talking about themselves it sounds like america is already pretty great after all!

Boosted_C5
Feb 16, 2008
Probation
Can't post for 5 years!
Grimey Drawer
Kentucky is actually pretty bad-rear end:

1) Corvette
2) Bourbon
3) #1 in privately owned firearms. Not just per capita, but total number as well.

Studio
Jan 15, 2008



https://clips.twitch.tv/gopconvention/FriendlyMuleTTours

OWLS!
Sep 17, 2009

by LITERALLY AN ADMIN
~awesome~

Bryter
Nov 6, 2011

but since we are small we may-
uh, we may be the losers

OWLS! posted:

Hoosiers? Do people seriously say that?

When they're making an appeal to authority, yeah

Pellisworth
Jun 20, 2005

Joementum posted:

As Josh points out, the "rules of the convention" are being "interpreted" differently for each state.

https://twitter.com/FHQ/status/755530543329058817

Yeah wasn't there some rule about Kasich couldn't get any because he didn't win enough states or something?

They're counting Kasich votes for some states.

Karl Sharks
Feb 20, 2008

The Immortal Science of Sharksism-Fininism

Deteriorata posted:

Every time someone says "the next president of the United States, Donald J. Trump!" part of my soul dies.

look at this joker who still has a soul

The Human Crouton
Sep 20, 2002

What the gently caress, CNN. No commercials, assholes. I'm learning state trivia.

That Works
Jul 22, 2006

Every revolution evaporates and leaves behind only the slime of a new bureaucracy


polysynth posted:

ONE KASICH!

*YEEEEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAH*

That ruled

UV_Catastrophe
Dec 29, 2008

Of all the words of mice and men, the saddest are,

"It might have been."
Pillbug

Deteriorata posted:

Every time someone says "the next president of the United States, Donald J. Trump!" part of my soul dies.

Jerusalem
May 20, 2004

Would you be my new best friends?

It's a fool's errand to try and keep up with this thread after doing something as foolish as sleeping, but I just wanna say:

Zeroisanumber posted:

Even Trump isn't crazy enough to

There is no way the above sentence can end accurately.

George H.W. Cunt
Oct 6, 2010





wanna see les miles eat some white house grass

ReidRansom
Oct 25, 2004


I always forget that Cho is Turtle's wife

Karl Sharks
Feb 20, 2008

The Immortal Science of Sharksism-Fininism

hattag roll call

mannerup
Jan 11, 2004

♬ I Know You're Dying Trying To Figure Me Out♬

♬My Name's On The Tip Of Your Tongue Keep Running Your Mouth♬

♬You Want The Recipe But Can't Handle My Sound My Sound My Sound♬

♬No Matter What You Do Im Gonna Get It Without Ya♬

♬ I Know You Ain't Used To A Female Alpha♬

FizFashizzle
Mar 30, 2005







so now what are they claiming?

someone hacked the teleprompter?

pantsofwar
Jul 14, 2006
Yea, becouse pants do go to war? Eh?

Karl Sharks posted:

look at this joker who still has a soul

After last night I am not sure anymore myself.

logikv9
Mar 5, 2009


Ham Wrangler
this man seems very unhappy to be speaking

That Works
Jul 22, 2006

Every revolution evaporates and leaves behind only the slime of a new bureaucracy


Is that Billy Tauzin speaking for LA?

Mr Hootington
Jul 24, 2008

I'M HAVING A HOOT EATING CORNETTE THE LONG WAY
only 31 to trump?

Sheng-Ji Yang
Mar 5, 2014


they have a picture of a statue of a founder of the democratic party on the big screen

Karl Sharks
Feb 20, 2008

The Immortal Science of Sharksism-Fininism

FizFashizzle posted:

so now what are they claiming?

someone hacked the teleprompter?

*taps fingers on the power cord*

i'm in

Altimeter
Sep 10, 2003


L

Joementum
May 23, 2004

jesus christ
Sounds like the RNC met with each state party to work things out in advance and is only sometimes sticking with their agreement.

https://twitter.com/choosesam/status/755531404033699841

That Works
Jul 22, 2006

Every revolution evaporates and leaves behind only the slime of a new bureaucracy


BUILD A WALL TO RESTORE SOVEREIGNTY

logikv9
Mar 5, 2009


Ham Wrangler
hint hint hint nobody likes your governor!

Good Soldier Svejk
Jul 5, 2010

New England was never great to begin with, gently caress off Maine

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pathetic little tramp
Dec 12, 2005

by Hillary Clinton's assassins
Fallen Rib
guy wearin a cruz hat

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