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Aeryk
Aug 31, 2006

Ah. It must have been when I was younger.
Fun Shoe

Badger of Basra posted:

this is the longest list i've ever seen

seriously I think all of Britain got put on it somewhere

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paranoid randroid
Mar 4, 2007

Aeryk posted:

nn said he had an extremely white sounding name, it's probably on this list somewhere

Danforth Percival Buckingshire

Badger of Basra
Jul 26, 2007

where is my hono(u)r, liz

Aeryk
Aug 31, 2006

Ah. It must have been when I was younger.
Fun Shoe

paranoid randroid posted:

Danforth Percival Buckingshire

this is now thread canon

Mr Hootington
Jul 24, 2008

I'M HAVING A HOOT EATING CORNETTE THE LONG WAY
oh god it is happening right now. the confirmation of the coming trumpoclypse.

boner confessor
Apr 25, 2013

by R. Guyovich
Charles Henry Wellesley, Baron Nunburnholme DSO HM

boner confessor
Apr 25, 2013

by R. Guyovich
"ah yes old chap i'm a baron"

"i'm quite afraid i dont know your heraldry, sir"

"yes quite i'm the baron of *mumbles*"

"ah, good show. here's a distinguished order old paint"

boner confessor
Apr 25, 2013

by R. Guyovich
this guy too

His Highness Maharajadhiraja Sri Sawai Maharaj Rana Udai Bhan Singh Lokindar Bahadur of Dholpur

Badger of Basra
Jul 26, 2007

Popular Thug Drink posted:

this guy too

His Highness Maharajadhiraja Sri Sawai Maharaj Rana Udai Bhan Singh Lokindar Bahadur of Dholpur

no racism plz

Gin and Juche
Apr 3, 2008

The Highest Judge of Paradise
Shiki Eiki
YAMAXANADU
All these toys I got the dog and all I needed to get was an empty peanut butter jar

smdh

boner confessor
Apr 25, 2013

by R. Guyovich

he must be very wealthy to afford so many names

byob historian
Nov 5, 2008

I'm an animal abusing piece of shit! I deliberately poisoned my dog to death and think it's funny! I'm an irredeemable sack of human shit!

Mr Hootington posted:

oh god it is happening right now. the confirmation of the coming trumpoclypse.

in theology class we just went over how apocalypse is greek for unveiling

idw see what Donald Trump's hair wants to keep hidden:nms:

paragon1
Nov 22, 2010

FULL COMMUNISM NOW

paranoid randroid posted:

british_names.txt

The Hon. Justice Dunbar Plunket Barton QC

Sir Humphries Bogart Willingsworth-Orleans of Yorkingtonshire

paragon1
Nov 22, 2010

FULL COMMUNISM NOW

Gravel Gravy posted:

All these toys I got the dog and all I needed to get was an empty peanut butter jar

smdh

i coulda told you that for free

Mr Hootington
Jul 24, 2008

I'M HAVING A HOOT EATING CORNETTE THE LONG WAY

mrbradlymrmartin posted:

in theology class we just went over how apocalypse is greek for unveiling

idw see what Donald Trump's hair wants to keep hidden:nms:

hahaha trump is the apocalypse of america holy poo poo

Rodatose
Jul 8, 2008

corn, corn, corn

Jagchosis posted:

how many vietnam MIA do you think just deserted and started a family with some vietnamese prostitute

http://www.newsweek.com/its-time-haul-down-another-flag-racist-hate-361929

they're almost all dead. the invention of a "missing in action" total by the pentagon during the vietnam war was played up by nixon to justify that north vietnamese were inhuman torturers who deserved the mass destruction the us was giving them

Homura and Sickle
Apr 21, 2013
https://twitter.com/ianbremmer/status/755510080129404932

paranoid randroid
Mar 4, 2007
Wellesley Fitzwesleyan Throckporter

Horseshoe theory
Mar 7, 2005


:yikes: personified.

paranoid randroid
Mar 4, 2007
feels like naming Boris to foreign sec was some kind of Trumpesque display of dominance

paranoid randroid
Mar 4, 2007
okay Boris your job will be to travel around getting scorned by everyone for being a doltish piece of garbage. ta, im off to pillage the country.

cinci zoo sniper
Mar 15, 2013




imo one of the states should let a dog cast their votes

kustomkarkommando
Oct 22, 2012

paranoid randroid posted:

feels like naming Boris to foreign sec was some kind of Trumpesque display of dominance

pretty much

Rodatose
Jul 8, 2008

corn, corn, corn

Rafza posted:

so all these goobers with trump stickers and avatars and whatnot, once trump loses are they just gonna vanish into the aether or quietly burn their belongings or what

boosted c5, the designated trump IK of cspam, was big for romney in 2012.

paranoid randroid
Mar 4, 2007
Theresa May keeps Michael Gove in an aquarium in her office

kustomkarkommando
Oct 22, 2012

Michael Gove appointed Secretary of State for Buttons, sent to work in a bedsit in east London with a departmental budget of £20

mandatory lesbian
Dec 18, 2012

the koopalings and bowser jr suggest that bowser had a wife who died and in his grief he kidnaps peach to replace her

or he could be running some kind of messed up orphange for the bowser species

Gin and Juche
Apr 3, 2008

The Highest Judge of Paradise
Shiki Eiki
YAMAXANADU
Largest military installations in the word, NC, really?

kustomkarkommando
Oct 22, 2012

i still can't believe they put liz truss in charge of justice.

for the uninitiated

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=n_wkO4hk07o

site
Apr 6, 2007

Trans pride, Worldwide
Bitch
So which thread do I read for the freshest hot takes, the GOP convention thread or the GOP convention thread? :P

Gin and Juche
Apr 3, 2008

The Highest Judge of Paradise
Shiki Eiki
YAMAXANADU
All these people are drunk and/or idiots and probably shouldn't be related to the process of selecting the next President.

paranoid randroid
Mar 4, 2007
"i want british people to eat more british food"

dire

mandatory lesbian
Dec 18, 2012

paranoid randroid posted:

"i want british people to eat more british food"

dire

what better food then colorless flavorless slop

byob historian
Nov 5, 2008

I'm an animal abusing piece of shit! I deliberately poisoned my dog to death and think it's funny! I'm an irredeemable sack of human shit!

Gravel Gravy posted:

Largest military installations in the word, NC, really?
and the best bbq :colbert: lol the irony of using a sc native when sc bbq is indisputably the worst

mandatory lesbian
Dec 18, 2012
actually colorless is unfair, they do have many varying shades of brown

paranoid randroid
Mar 4, 2007
you can tell these are foreign apples because they arent gray and dont taste of drywall

Gin and Juche
Apr 3, 2008

The Highest Judge of Paradise
Shiki Eiki
YAMAXANADU
Anyone remember the bloody orgy scene in Event Horizon?

I didn't know they could show that on CNN

Arrgytehpirate
Oct 2, 2011

I posted my food for USPOL Thanksgiving!



Today on inside the mind of a Trump voter

Me and the other intern are making fun of Melina.

One of the on-air personalities says "So if I say I support my husband and was raised with good values I plagiarized Michelle Obama?"

We try to explain how plagiarism works.

Mid sentence she cuts us off "Well Hillary is a liar and is never getting my vote."

Other intern ask her if she thinks Trump is a liar

"Well, he exaggarates a lot but he's pretty honest."

:suicide101:

euphronius
Feb 18, 2009

paranoid randroid posted:

british_names.txt

The Hon. Justice Dunbar Plunket Barton QC

I would so love to be QC

What an honor.

Euphronius QC

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Raskolnikov38
Mar 3, 2007

We were somewhere around Manila when the drugs began to take hold
donald trump is officially the gop candidate for potus

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