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nine-gear crow
Aug 10, 2013

Madness. The madness begiiiiiiins[gurgling noise]

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Intel&Sebastian
Oct 20, 2002

colonel...
i'm trying to sneak around
but i'm dummy thicc
and the clap of my ass cheeks
keeps alerting the guards!

Did I mention it's my birthday today :getin:

Vertical Lime
Dec 11, 2004

Intel&Sebastian posted:

Did I mention it's my birthday today :getin:

It's mine too

What a time to be alive

e: oh

https://twitter.com/brianstelter/status/755502363327262720

Vertical Lime fucked around with this message at 21:41 on Jul 19, 2016

Chilichimp
Oct 24, 2006

TIE Adv xWampa

It wamp, and it stomp

Grimey Drawer

Vertical Lime posted:

https://twitter.com/DylanByers/status/755495054639140865

also lists hannity and greta

that's like their whole prime time schedule

Hannity isn't going anywhere willingly. I think right-wingers hate him more than liberal do. gently caress his voice is so annoying.

Intel&Sebastian
Oct 20, 2002

colonel...
i'm trying to sneak around
but i'm dummy thicc
and the clap of my ass cheeks
keeps alerting the guards!

Oh poo poo it's Malheur part 2

Schizotek
Nov 8, 2011

I say, hey, listen to me!
Stay sane inside insanity!!!

DACK FAYDEN posted:

Sedusa was pretty bad, and Princess was also an awful stereoype. But Miss Bellum was the real power behind the Mayor and Miss Keane was a good teacher who genuinely cared about the Girls, so at least it wasn't uniformly awful.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7lLiVHiNRIE

Goatse James Bond
Mar 28, 2010

If you see me posting please remind me that I have Charlie Work in the reports forum to do instead

Never thought I'd say this, but Gretchen Carlson akbar.

Mel Mudkiper
Jan 19, 2012

At this point, Mudman abruptly ends the conversation. He usually insists on the last word.
Imagine if Murdoch takes the reigns and makes Fox go hard anti Trump

Jazerus
May 24, 2011


Right Wing Media: The FOX is Dead, Long Live The FOX

PhazonLink
Jul 17, 2010

Chilichimp posted:

Hannity isn't going anywhere willingly. I think right-wingers hate him more than liberal do. gently caress his voice is so annoying.

Hannity's contract says he'll get water board if he breaks it, leaves, or doesn't obey The Master.

BigRed0427
Mar 23, 2007

There's no one I'd rather be than me.

PhazonLink posted:

Hannity's contract says he'll get water board if he breaks it, leaves, or doesn't obey The Master.

But all Hannity want's is one wife. The Master has so many :(

Rhjamiz
Oct 28, 2007


Let's not forget the entire episode about the radical feminist stealing Susan B. Anthony coins.

TheDeadlyShoe
Feb 14, 2014

To me, this Murdoch v Ailes thing reads like the Murdoch spawn trying to push him out so that Ailes doesn't hang over them like a shadow.

Assepoester
Jul 18, 2004
Probation
Can't post for 10 years!
Melman v2

Generic American posted:

So, uh.

Sean Spicer, the RNC Chief Strategist, just quoted Twilight Sparkle from My Little Pony to Wolf on CNN as proof that Melania's speech wasn't plagiarism. That's now a real thing that actually happened.

Lester Shy
May 1, 2002

Goodness no, now that wouldn't do at all!


https://twitter.com/gabrielsherman/status/755529444920532992

I'm inclined to agree with Sherman here; I really can't imagine any of these people would leave their extremely lucrative jobs out of loyalty to Ailes, but I don't know anything about the TV business.

also:

https://twitter.com/gabrielsherman/status/755514144229588992

Josef bugman
Nov 17, 2011

Pictured: Poster prepares to celebrate Holy Communion (probablY)

This avatar made possible by a gift from the Religionthread Posters Relief Fund

BigRed0427 posted:

But all Hannity want's is one wife. The Master has so many :(

And now I have the haunting "peeping torgo" theme caught in my head.

BigRed0427
Mar 23, 2007

There's no one I'd rather be than me.

Josef bugman posted:

And now I have the haunting "peeping torgo" theme caught in my head.

Intel&Sebastian
Oct 20, 2002

colonel...
i'm trying to sneak around
but i'm dummy thicc
and the clap of my ass cheeks
keeps alerting the guards!
Well RWM, you did it. You defeated the GOPe and installed Donald Trump in it's place. Enjoy the next 4 months of choir preaching and embarrassing incidents.

The Lone Badger
Sep 24, 2007

BiggerBoat posted:

Melania flat out QUOTED known Muslim, Socialist, Wookie, Man-Ape, food tyrant Michelle loving Obama's words to an audience that considers her to be the wife of the anti-christ, and the audience loving CHEERED. They cheered Michelle Obama's own words.

Why aren't we praising Melania for a loving epic troll?

The Lone Badger fucked around with this message at 00:40 on Jul 20, 2016

Luminous Obscurity
Jan 10, 2007

"The instrument you know as a piano was once called a pianoforte, because it can play both loud and quiet notes."

The Lone Badger posted:

White aren't we praising Melania for a loving epic troll?

why aren't we praising this amazing freudian slip?

Intel&Sebastian
Oct 20, 2002

colonel...
i'm trying to sneak around
but i'm dummy thicc
and the clap of my ass cheeks
keeps alerting the guards!

The Lone Badger posted:

White aren't we praising Melania for a loving epic troll?

I'm sure loving DJT takes effort but I'm not sure we need to praise her for it.

The Lone Badger
Sep 24, 2007

Luminous Obscurity posted:

why aren't we praising this amazing freudian slip?

Blame my swipe keyboard.

Vargatron
Apr 19, 2008

MRAZZLE DAZZLE



That's a pretty big buyout, but it was a necessary move to acquire some new free agents prior to the start of the season. I heard it was locker room issues primarily.

Oh gently caress, sorry, wrong thread.

BiggerBoat
Sep 26, 2007

Don't you tell me my business again.

Vargatron posted:

That's a pretty big buyout, but it was a necessary move to acquire some new free agents prior to the start of the season. I heard it was locker room issues primarily.

Oh gently caress, sorry, wrong thread.

I was gonna say. I wish I could get that loving fired.

Full Battle Rattle
Aug 29, 2009

As long as the times refuse to change, we're going to make a hell of a racket.
It's not about the money, it's the power. Now Ailes is an old fat white guy that nobody has to take orders from anymore. It'll kill him, with any luck.

Mel Mudkiper
Jan 19, 2012

At this point, Mudman abruptly ends the conversation. He usually insists on the last word.
^gently caress^

BiggerBoat posted:

I was gonna say. I wish I could get that loving fired.

For men likes Ailes its not about money but about power

Professor Beetus
Apr 12, 2007

They can fight us
But they'll never Beetus

Mel Mudkiper posted:

^gently caress^


For men likes Ailes its not about money but about power

It's not like it makes it sting any less for those of us down here begging for scraps.

Jurgan
May 8, 2007

Just pour it directly into your gaping mouth-hole you decadent slut

Full Battle Rattle posted:

It's not about the money, it's the power. Now Ailes is an old fat white guy that nobody has to take orders from anymore. It'll kill him, with any luck.

What good is money if you can't inspire terror in your fellow man?

The Lone Badger posted:

Why aren't we praising Melania for a loving epic troll?

I assumed it was some speech-writing intern who slipped it in. (I realize now that that also sounds Freudian, but I'm not editing it.)

Intel&Sebastian
Oct 20, 2002

colonel...
i'm trying to sneak around
but i'm dummy thicc
and the clap of my ass cheeks
keeps alerting the guards!

BiggerBoat posted:

I was gonna say. I wish I could get that loving fired.

He got GWB elected. Doesn't matter if he drove the party into a bridge abutment, chances are if he didn't there wouldn't even be gas in the tank.

Dapper_Swindler
Feb 14, 2012

Im glad my instant dislike in you has been validated again and again.
http://www.courant.com/nation-world/ct-pulse-protester-confronts-rubio-20160719-story.html

this legit pissed me off. rubio is dipshit and he is trying to get out of looking bad by going for the "technically______ is/means______" excuse. your party was happy screwing QUILTBAGS over for decades and its party platform pushed it even further anti gay/etc. so stop crying fake crocodile tear bullshit and pretending you can get all the gays to fight the brown menace for you. gently caress off rubio, you sad robotic oval office.

Full Battle Rattle
Aug 29, 2009

As long as the times refuse to change, we're going to make a hell of a racket.
The weirdest thing about Rubio is how some people still think he's a wunderkind or had any shot at the nom what so ever after his performance in the primaries.

Dapper_Swindler
Feb 14, 2012

Im glad my instant dislike in you has been validated again and again.

Full Battle Rattle posted:

The weirdest thing about Rubio is how some people still think he's a wunderkind or had any shot at the nom what so ever after his performance in the primaries.

He might with no trump or christie in the room, because Cruz is much worse and if rubio were smart, he would try to play the socially liberal minded conservative. but nope.

STAC Goat
Mar 12, 2008

Watching you sleep.

Butt first, let's
check the feeds.

Surely Hannity will be the face of the Trump News Network.

The face. The actually image it presents will probably be Ivanka's boobs and legs.

Geostomp
Oct 22, 2008

Unite: MASH!!
~They've got the bad guys on the run!~

Dapper_Swindler posted:

He might with no trump or christie in the room, because Cruz is much worse and if rubio were smart, he would try to play the socially liberal minded conservative. but nope.

You think that the Republicans want anything remotely liberal these days? They were whipped into such a frenzy that they'd gladly jump on Cruz's wagon if not for an even bigger bastard being around.

Vertical Lime
Dec 11, 2004

holy poo poo

https://twitter.com/nypost/status/755560739360870400

Full Battle Rattle
Aug 29, 2009

As long as the times refuse to change, we're going to make a hell of a racket.

Dapper_Swindler posted:

He might with no trump or christie in the room, because Cruz is much worse and if rubio were smart, he would try to play the socially liberal minded conservative. but nope.

He would be bad with anybody in the room. He was not ready to be on that stage at all and demonstrated it handily.

Mr Ice Cream Glove
Apr 22, 2007

I hate Walsh but his finding of this tweet

https://twitter.com/realdonaldtrump/status/308365908420751360

Full Battle Rattle
Aug 29, 2009

As long as the times refuse to change, we're going to make a hell of a racket.
A giant fissure in Fox News is pretty much the last thing republicans need right now. I hope Ailes does start his own channel. A house divided.

Darkman Fanpage
Jul 4, 2012
If Ailes is getting pushed out by Murdoch that means the allegations of sexual harassment are true, yes? Or is he being booted for another reason?

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Wraith of J.O.I.
Jan 25, 2012


Intel&Sebastian posted:

Well RWM, you did it. You defeated the GOPe and installed Donald Trump in it's place. Enjoy the next 4 months of choir preaching and embarrassing incidents.

When will we be hitting Peak Schadenfreude?

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