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Grey Fox: Jan 5, 2004

It really is appropriate that lady is dressed for a funeral.

edit: not Maples

# ? Jul 20, 2016 02:28

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BadOptics: Sep 11, 2012

"See beyond class" is the first thing out of his mouth. hahaha

# ? Jul 20, 2016 02:28

etalian: Mar 20, 2006

Democrazy posted:

None of the laugh lines in Paul Ryan's speech has worked. None of them.

It's depressing as Wisconsin employment stats

# ? Jul 20, 2016 02:29

anotherone: Feb 8, 2001; Username taken, please choose another one

"Aren't we all supposed to see beyond groups?" yeah ask Rep. Steve King about that

# ? Jul 20, 2016 02:29

Mr Hootington: Jul 24, 2008; I'M HAVING A HOOT EATING CORNETTE THE LONG WAY

SpiderHyphenMan posted:

God, four years of Trump would almost be worth it to see him primaried.

we wouldn't make it through year 1.

# ? Jul 20, 2016 02:29

Joe 30330: Dec 20, 2007; "We have this notion that if you're poor, you cannot do it. Poor kids are just as bright and just as talented as white kids."

As the audience reluctantly began to applaud during the silence, Biden tried to fix his remarks.

"Wealthy kids, black kids, Asian kids -- no, I really mean it." Biden said.

smell this posted:

_jeb!

...is a mess
...is a waste

# ? Jul 20, 2016 02:29

Despera: Jun 6, 2011

What about those rear end in a top hat "takers"

# ? Jul 20, 2016 02:29

i am the bird: Mar 2, 2005; I SUPPORT ALL THE PREDATORS

And that's why I support no Mexican, no Muslim Trump.

# ? Jul 20, 2016 02:29

SpiderHyphenMan: Apr 1, 2010; by Fluffdaddy

Minty posted:

So, no, you don't.

Every study I've read shows "get-out-the-vote" is only effectively changed by forcing people into making concrete plans, canvassing potential voters in person, and transporting them to polling places, while information on candidates or issues has negligible results at best. Hell, your cartoon you are apparently basing your world view on seems to even suggest this.

"Trump could actually win" is by definition Step loving One in convincing people who don't want Trump to win to hold their nose.

# ? Jul 20, 2016 02:29

Al!: Apr 2, 2010; Can't post for 3 hours!

"we are all neighbours and countrymen. everyone is equal. except muslims and mexicans and faggots."

# ? Jul 20, 2016 02:30

misty mountaintop: Jun 2, 2015; by Hand Knit

This night is so, so low energy...and Ben Carson is still to come.

# ? Jul 20, 2016 02:30

Harlock: Jan 15, 2006; Tap "A" to drink!!!

# ? Jul 20, 2016 02:30

Democrazy: Oct 16, 2008; If you're not willing to lick the boot, then really why are you in politics lol? Everything is a cycle of just getting stomped on so why do you want to lose to it over and over, just submit like me, I'm very intelligent.

It's almost amazing how little reaction Mitch McConnell and Paul Ryan have been able to get from this crowd. The base truly hates them.

# ? Jul 20, 2016 02:30

fart blood: Sep 13, 2008; by VideoGames

So, people in the "flyover states" that Trump is apparently doing well in: how does it feel to be awful?

# ? Jul 20, 2016 02:30

Atrocious Joe: Sep 2, 2011

Al! posted:

i want to punch ryan in his stupid droopy dog face rn

# ? Jul 20, 2016 02:30

SpiderHyphenMan: Apr 1, 2010; by Fluffdaddy

Paul so desperately wishes he wasn't saying this about Trump.

# ? Jul 20, 2016 02:30

Moxie: Aug 2, 2003

The "whaddaya say" speech

# ? Jul 20, 2016 02:30

My Face When: Nov 28, 2012; Hide your healthcare.
Hide your wife.

Consummate Professional posted:

New job, new look. I can't hold it against him
Fake edit: my beard looks even shittier

It was patchy and anything longer would have made him into either a hillbilly or a hipster...a hillbilly hipster if you will.

# ? Jul 20, 2016 02:30

BadOptics: Sep 11, 2012

Did he just accidentally say "spics"?

# ? Jul 20, 2016 02:30

Despera: Jun 6, 2011

Be sure to spam this in Twitch

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# ? Jul 20, 2016 02:30

FAUXTON: Jun 2, 2005; spero che tu stia bene

# ? Jul 20, 2016 02:30

Parity warning: Nov 1, 2009; 3rd Place, TRP Sack Race 2021/22

Trump, the "everyone's welcome" candidate

# ? Jul 20, 2016 02:30

Dr_0ctag0n: Apr 25, 2015; The whole human race
sentenced
to
burn

UUUNNNGGGGHHHH!!!! END FISTPUMP RYAN!!!! GOD BLESSSSSSSSSS

# ? Jul 20, 2016 02:31

Al!: Apr 2, 2010; Can't post for 3 hours!

Harlock posted:

eric trump always looks like he's desperately fighting to keep his teeth in his face

# ? Jul 20, 2016 02:31

SpiderHyphenMan: Apr 1, 2010; by Fluffdaddy

I can't believe that's the same dude that got steamrolled by Biden.

# ? Jul 20, 2016 02:31

Chemtrailologist: Jul 8, 2007

lets take the fight to our opponents with better ideas. lol

# ? Jul 20, 2016 02:31

Dr_0ctag0n: Apr 25, 2015; The whole human race
sentenced
to
burn

now time foranother boring rando

# ? Jul 20, 2016 02:31

Endless Trash: Aug 12, 2007

He didn't say MAGA,

knee status nebulous

# ? Jul 20, 2016 02:31

Leviathan: Oct 8, 2001; _{I hear the jury's

still out.. on science.}; Fun Shoe

# ? Jul 20, 2016 02:31

mrmcd: Feb 22, 2003; Pictured: The only good cop (a fictional one).

Hahaha, Ryan REALLY wants to nom in 2020.

Nutjobs that are their primary voters aren't gonna let him have it though.

# ? Jul 20, 2016 02:31

Atrocious Joe: Sep 2, 2011

This is the dude who isn't Speaker because he's loving an assistant right?

# ? Jul 20, 2016 02:32

Al!: Apr 2, 2010; Can't post for 3 hours!

even when he's trying to yell impressively he sounds like he's whining

# ? Jul 20, 2016 02:32

FAUXTON: Jun 2, 2005; spero che tu stia bene

# ? Jul 20, 2016 02:32

Joe 30330: Dec 20, 2007; "We have this notion that if you're poor, you cannot do it. Poor kids are just as bright and just as talented as white kids."

As the audience reluctantly began to applaud during the silence, Biden tried to fix his remarks.

"Wealthy kids, black kids, Asian kids -- no, I really mean it." Biden said.

and god bless ................................................

# ? Jul 20, 2016 02:32

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