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rex rabidorum vires
Mar 26, 2007

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I take everything back. Night redeemed. This is incredible.

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greatn
Nov 15, 2006

by Lowtax
So now we have show trials at party conventions.

Acquilae
May 15, 2013

Quandary posted:

Hillary Clinton looked at me mean.

GUILTY OR NOT GUILTY???
Twitter and Facebook are going to have a field day with this :getin::getin::getin:

Josh Lyman
May 24, 2009


You know that RNC strategists thought this call and response would be amazing.

WhiskeyJuvenile
Feb 15, 2002

by Nyc_Tattoo

RZA Encryption posted:

"Barabbas! Barabbas!"

Morby
Sep 6, 2007

JeffersonClay posted:

Doesn't Christie remember that Putin is cool and strong and good? gaffe IMHO

So which is it, anyway? Is Putin not the manliest of manly men that Obama could never be or is he a horrible dictator?

PERMACAV 50
Jul 24, 2007

because we are cat
This is the empty chair all over again.

Soy Division
Aug 12, 2004

I want to ask, where is the gabbagool

BioThermo
Feb 18, 2014

:siren: Assata Shakur shoutout! :siren:

Old Surly
Dec 8, 2004

and all of your troubles are solved and gone
Theme "Make America Work Again"

Polygynous
Dec 13, 2006
welp

Sex Hobbit posted:

This is the empty chair all over again.

nah, this makes clint look sane and dignified

Crain
Jun 27, 2007

I had a beer once with Stephen Miller and now I like him.

I also tried to ban someone from a Discord for pointing out what an unrelenting shithead I am! I'm even dumb enough to think it worked!
https://twitter.com/AliceOllstein/status/755578963615846400

Invader Zym
Sep 19, 2002
Next, lets go to KFC, where Hillary convinced her husband to stop eating 8 piece buckets every day to prevent a heart attack in in 3 years. In the case of Hillary Clinton vs. America's most established fried chicken restaurants , is she guilty or not guilty?

Quandary
Jan 29, 2008
Am i asleep? This cannot be a real thing occuring

Kumo
Jul 31, 2004

This is the type of speech that baby attorneys think is great.

Rasta_Al
Jul 14, 2001

she had tiny Italian boobs.
Well that's my story.
Fun Shoe
He sounds like Maury reading off the results of a paternity test

JeffersonClay
Jun 17, 2003

by R. Guyovich
KNOCK HER UP

TAKE HER SHOES

CHAIN HER TO THE OVEN

Crain
Jun 27, 2007

I had a beer once with Stephen Miller and now I like him.

I also tried to ban someone from a Discord for pointing out what an unrelenting shithead I am! I'm even dumb enough to think it worked!
https://twitter.com/jimantle/status/755579868750893057

flatpack flapjack
Aug 13, 2006

Satan destroys you // but Jesus puts you in a bowl and smokes you
Chris Christie gonna start a riot.

Acquilae
May 15, 2013

Morby posted:

So which is it, anyway? Is Putin not the manliest of manly men that Obama could never be or is he a horrible dictator?
It's the same as whether or not Obama is a mom jeans-wearing pussy or if he'll become the next God-emperor of the USSA.

Kumo
Jul 31, 2004

Is he breathless?

Is there a nurse w/ an oxygen tent just off stage?

Polygynous
Dec 13, 2006
welp

Quandary posted:

Am i asleep? This cannot be a real thing occuring

nah, you just woke up in germany ca. 1933

Josh Lyman
May 24, 2009


Um, isn't AG the chief law enforcement officer of the US?

Schizotek
Nov 8, 2011

I say, hey, listen to me!
Stay sane inside insanity!!!
This man at one point was the GOP presumptive nominee. Fucker might have lead some sort of riot/attempted coup.

Kumo
Jul 31, 2004

"A man who understands..."

:allears:

Quandary
Jan 29, 2008
I think i could beat Christie on a fight. Kinda want to try tbh

Soy Division
Aug 12, 2004

She just won't have that charming shuck'n'jive of Obama

Kumo
Jul 31, 2004

Josh Lyman posted:

Um, isn't AG the chief law enforcement officer of the US?

Basically, yes. Federal Attorney General, & 50 state Attorney Generals for each state.

rex rabidorum vires
Mar 26, 2007

KASPERI KAPANEN KASPERI KAPANEN KASPERI KAPANEN KASPERI KAPANEN KASPERI KAPANEN KASPERI KAPANEN KASPERI KAPANEN KASPERI KAPANEN KASPERI KAPANEN KASPERI KAPANEN KASPERI KAPANEN KASPERI KAPANEN KASPERI KAPANEN KASPERI KAPANEN KASPERI KAPANEN KASPERI KAPANEN KASPERI KAPANEN
Another blonde white woman. Joy.

Acquilae
May 15, 2013

Josh Lyman posted:

Um, isn't AG the chief law enforcement officer of the US?

Yeah but to the GOP, Holder and Lynch don't count because they're bla...I mean corrupt.

JeffersonClay
Jun 17, 2003

by R. Guyovich
So two months ago she didn't think her dad would win? Or two months ago she didn't think her dad would be crazy enough to put her on stage at the convention?

TheJadedOne
Aug 13, 2004
her mannerism and talking style feels so incredibly fake and just reading.

Josh Lyman
May 24, 2009


Is it just me or is Tiffany's intonation completely dissonant from her words?

Lprsti99
Apr 7, 2011

Everything's coming up explodey!

Pillbug

JeffersonClay posted:

So two months ago she didn't think her dad would win? Or two months ago she didn't think her dad would be crazy enough to put her on stage at the convention?

Yes

Shrecknet
Jan 2, 2005


Tiffany Trump has so many teeth.

Morby
Sep 6, 2007
Trump's daughter looks like a Sim.

greatn
Nov 15, 2006

by Lowtax
I really hope this speech is partially plagiarized.

Pootybutt
Apr 5, 2011

So that was likely to be Christie's last big speech, and it was just the audience yelling GUILTY at him over and over lolololo

Kumo
Jul 31, 2004

Who let this person talk at all?

What is the point of this?

Where am I?

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Blind Rasputin
Nov 25, 2002

Farewell, good Hunter. May you find your worth in the waking world.

Those lips are yuge. Very high energy.

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