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The Something Awful Forums > Archives > Comedy Goldmine > The Goodmine > TRUMP: holy FUCK its november 8th
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Faustian Bargain
Apr 12, 2014


 "My dad doesn't hide out behind a desk"

He's not even loving there now.

And like this guy has ever sat in a d10 gently caress off with this.

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WhiskeyJuvenile
Feb 15, 2002

by Nyc_Tattoo

Al! posted:

lol there's no blood on that knife

he wiped it on his pants

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Yudo
May 15, 2003

Darkman Fanpage posted:

the fact the gm of trump winery wasnt a tiny italian man has me rather upset

super mario is a plumber, dumbass

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Darkman Fanpage
Jul 4, 2012

Al! posted:

lol there's no blood on that knife

jfc i've told you this before al HE WIPED IT ON HIS PANTS

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mannerup
Jan 11, 2004

♬ I Know You're Dying Trying To Figure Me Out♬

♬My Name's On The Tip Of Your Tongue Keep Running Your Mouth♬

♬You Want The Recipe But Can't Handle My Sound My Sound My Sound♬

♬No Matter What You Do Im Gonna Get It Without Ya♬

♬ I Know You Ain't Used To A Female Alpha♬
sanders namedropped on rnc stage

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Harlock
Jan 15, 2006

Tap "A" to drink!!!

 BERNIE MADE IT

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Leviathan
Oct 8, 2001

I hear the jury's
still out.. on science.
Fun Shoe
D10 caterpillars??
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But Rocks Hurt Head
Jun 30, 2003

by Hand Knit
Pillbug
the only emotion djtjr showed was on the words around 'ILLEGALS'

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misty mountaintop
Jun 2, 2015

by Hand Knit
"Illegals" again.

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Concerned Citizen
Jul 22, 2007
Ramrod XTreme
bernie shout out!!!

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Joementum
May 23, 2004

jesus christ
I really do enjoy when NY guys don't realize that everyone else laughs at those NY stereotypes.

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Darkman Fanpage
Jul 4, 2012

Yudo posted:

super mario is a plumber, dumbass

super mario isnt tiny after he eats a mushroom, dumbass

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Water Resistant
Jul 10, 2003
 I don't think that's why other countries education systems kick our rear end Jr.

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But Rocks Hurt Head
Jun 30, 2003

by Hand Knit
Pillbug

Darkman Fanpage posted:

super mario isnt tiny after he eats a mushroom, dumbass

hence the 'super'

cmon folks

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Democrazy
Oct 16, 2008

If you're not willing to lick the boot, then really why are you in politics lol? Everything is a cycle of just getting stomped on so why do you want to lose to it over and over, just submit like me, I'm very intelligent.
Where do they let parents decide where to send their children to school?

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Atrocious Joe
Sep 2, 2011

 our department stores suck nowadays too and the clerks also get treated like poo poo

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Joementum
May 23, 2004

jesus christ

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Brother Entropy
Dec 27, 2009

 'it's called the free market' -- donald j trump jr, talking about public schools

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Kro-Bar
Jul 24, 2004
USPOL May
 https://twitter.com/FreddieCampion/status/755585035588239361

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Joe 30330
Dec 20, 2007

"We have this notion that if you're poor, you cannot do it. Poor kids are just as bright and just as talented as white kids."

As the audience reluctantly began to applaud during the silence, Biden tried to fix his remarks.

"Wealthy kids, black kids, Asian kids -- no, I really mean it." Biden said.
this delivery belongs in an informercial

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misty mountaintop
Jun 2, 2015

by Hand Knit
this guy is gay.

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Darkman Fanpage
Jul 4, 2012

Joementum posted:

I really do enjoy when NY guys don't realize that everyone else laughs at those NY stereotypes.

HEY IM WALKIN HERE

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Freaking Crumbum
Apr 17, 2003

Too fuck to drunk

life is a joke posted:

"PC culture is destroying America! Every kid gets a trophy for doing nothing these days!"

*headlines rnc with mediocre coddled children*

oh my god, there isn't enough self-awareness in the entire planet combined for even one of his kids to have even a momentary flash of insight like this. not even like a three second long nagging doubt that is quickly dismissed

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Kazak_Hstan
Apr 28, 2014

Grimey Drawer

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Powered Descent
Jul 13, 2008

We haven't had that spirit here since 1969.

 Sterroroids! :ohdear:

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misty mountaintop
Jun 2, 2015

by Hand Knit
I don't mean that pejoratively, I'm just saying that he's gay.

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Yudo
May 15, 2003

Darkman Fanpage posted:

super mario isnt tiny after he eats a mushroom, dumbass

Well okay then. Glad we settled it.

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SirJohnnyMcDonald
Oct 24, 2010

by exmarx
Trump Jr. is a crowd pleaser

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ass cobra
May 28, 2004

by Azathoth
Junior dont impress me much

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The Puppy Bowl
Jan 31, 2013

A dog, in the house.

*woof*
DT Jr looks a normal human being that was tragically infected with Tumpism.

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Al!
Apr 2, 2010

:coolspot::coolspot::coolspot::coolspot::coolspot:
YEAH gently caress TEACHERS WOOOOOO!

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Joementum
May 23, 2004

jesus christ
His line about public schools and the free market, and now this bit on Dodd-Frank are, actually, policy discussions, which can't be said for anything else said tonight.

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misty mountaintop
Jun 2, 2015

by Hand Knit
Is he really talking about patronage and billionaires..

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Yudo
May 15, 2003

 You are an aristocrat you loving prick

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Bryter
Nov 6, 2011

but since we are small we may-
uh, we may be the losers
Finland usually gets top of school system rankings.

I wonder how many private schools they have...

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Concerned Citizen
Jul 22, 2007
Ramrod XTreme
donald trump jr is the easiest person to hate i've ever seen in my entire life

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babypolis
Nov 4, 2009

 jesus loving chirst this rich rear end in a top hat talking about fairness and serving the working class and not the billionaries is making me sick

what a loving piece of poo poo

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quadrophrenic
Feb 4, 2011

WIN MARNIE WIN
"dodd frank is consumer protection for billionaires" says donald trump jr and i still do not know if he likes or dislikes dodd-frank

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But Rocks Hurt Head
Jun 30, 2003

by Hand Knit
Pillbug
DJTJR has definitely, 100%-for-certain had a gay experience with Geist (and possibly Tig?)

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Mr. World
May 6, 2007
Working undercover for the man . . .
This is loving bizarre.

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