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Joementum: May 23, 2004; jesus christ

The surprising thing about Carson going off script is that obviously none of the speeches were vetted, so if he wanted to have that thing about Lucifer and Hillary in his prepared text I doubt there would have been a problem.

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Trash Trick: Apr 17, 2014

do it ben

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Zeta Taskforce: Jun 27, 2002

I thought Hillary Clinton was the devil. What a relief to find that she is merely allied with the devil

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Atrocious Joe: Sep 2, 2011

Alinsky was actually rather anti-socialist, or at least opposed to socialist orgs contemporary to him right?

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Brother Entropy: Dec 27, 2009

disparaging satan AND radicalness? carson's gotta be careful if he doesn't want to alienate the 80s metalhead demographic

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Trash Trick: Apr 17, 2014

end times ben

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Chef Boyardeez Nuts: Sep 9, 2011; The more you kick against the pricks, the more you suffer.

Donald Trump is passionate about the American worker topping off this drink.

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Schnorkles: Apr 30, 2015; It's a little bit juvenile, but it's simple and it's timeless.

We let it be known that Schnorkles, for a snack, eats tiny pieces of shit.

You're picturing it and you're talking about it. That's a win in my book.

.. wait its over?

I wanted more

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Sir Tonk: Apr 18, 2006; Young Orc

This is not about Donald Trump!

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Harlock: Jan 15, 2006; Tap "A" to drink!!!

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That Works: Jul 22, 2006; Every revolution evaporates and leaves behind only the slime of a new bureaucracy

SpiderHyphenMan posted:

Hillary Clinton idolized a Satanist? That's fuckin rad.

Prob a Sabbath fan.

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Schnorkles: Apr 30, 2015; It's a little bit juvenile, but it's simple and it's timeless.

We let it be known that Schnorkles, for a snack, eats tiny pieces of shit.

You're picturing it and you're talking about it. That's a win in my book.

Bring Ben Carson back and have him yell into the microphone about satan for another 5 minutes damnit

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WampaLord: Jan 14, 2010

Code Pink protestor!

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Leviathan: Oct 8, 2001; _{I hear the jury's

still out.. on science.}; Fun Shoe

like a s*x machine

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disjoe: Feb 18, 2011

CARSON OUT

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misty mountaintop: Jun 2, 2015; by Hand Knit

Wait...what...it's over?

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Three Olives: Apr 10, 2005; Don't forget Hitler's contributions to medicine.

He can't open his eyes enough to read the teleprompter.

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DeepDickPizza: Oct 11, 2012; THREE TIME! THREE TIME!

Ahahahaha. A woman getting her protest sign ripped out of her hands by a gang of assholes while smooth funk covers play.

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Al!: Apr 2, 2010

Is that a clip on tie

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MaxxBot: Oct 6, 2003; you could have clapped

you should have clapped!!

Jeb! is a MESS

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Distant Chicken: Aug 15, 2007

I didn't know Carson was capable of getting that riled up.

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SpiderHyphenMan: Apr 1, 2010; by Fluffdaddy

Wikipedia posted:

Adam Brandon, a spokesman for the conservative non-profit organization FreedomWorks, one of several groups involved in organizing Tea Party protests, says the group gives Alinsky's Rules for Radicals to its top leadership members. A shortened guide called Rules for Patriots is distributed to its entire network. In a January 2012 story that appeared in The Wall Street Journal, citing the organization's tactic of sending activists to town-hall meetings, Brandon explained, "his [Alinsky's] tactics when it comes to grass-roots organizing are incredibly effective." Former Republican House Majority Leader Dick Armey also gives copies of Alinsky's book Rules for Radicals to Tea Party leaders.[35]

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Sir Tonk: Apr 18, 2006; Young Orc

Did the band seriously just censor "sex"

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Trash Trick: Apr 17, 2014

omg are you guys watching the CSPAN feed? a lady has a pink NO RACISTS NO HATE sign and a guy keeps draping the american flag over her entire body to hide it

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CarterUSM: Mar 17, 2004; Cornfield aviator

Were those Jefferson references alluding to the "The tree of liberty must be refreshed from time to time with the blood of patriots & tyrants," quote, or is there a different one that it could be?

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SirJohnnyMcDonald: Oct 24, 2010; by exmarx

that's some drat funky stuff you got there rnc ohhhh yeahhh :slick:

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The Human Crouton: Sep 20, 2002

This was better than last night. I mean, last night was pretty good if you only had it described to you, but tonight was a loving blast to watch.

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ReidRansom: Oct 25, 2004

disrespectful use of flag, imo

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STAC Goat: Mar 12, 2008; Watching you sleep.

Butt first, let's
check the feeds.

It feels selfish to complain about not getting enough when Friend Ben invoked Lucifer but still, I was hoping for more crazy.

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Plinkey: Aug 4, 2004; by Fluffdaddy

Ah yes, steal the women's banner that says "no racism, no hate" you're killing it guys.

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Joe 30330: Dec 20, 2007; "We have this notion that if you're poor, you cannot do it. Poor kids are just as bright and just as talented as white kids."

As the audience reluctantly began to applaud during the silence, Biden tried to fix his remarks.

"Wealthy kids, black kids, Asian kids -- no, I really mean it." Biden said.

goddamn who is mixing this audio

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Fate Accomplice: Nov 30, 2006

Was Ben finished when they brought on the music?

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Alec Bald Snatch: Sep 12, 2012; by exmarx

it's fun watching septuagenarians feebly grasp a code pink banner

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Chef Boyardeez Nuts: Sep 9, 2011; The more you kick against the pricks, the more you suffer.

Literally wrapping up protesters in an American flag.

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BrutalistMcDonalds: Oct 4, 2012; Lipstick Apathy

I want Jeb!

I want Jeb! Jeb! Jeb!

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Joe 30330: Dec 20, 2007; "We have this notion that if you're poor, you cannot do it. Poor kids are just as bright and just as talented as white kids."

As the audience reluctantly began to applaud during the silence, Biden tried to fix his remarks.

"Wealthy kids, black kids, Asian kids -- no, I really mean it." Biden said.

WE ARE SHOUTING OVER SMOOTH FUNK MUSIC

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Dr.Zeppelin: Dec 5, 2003

FourLeaf posted:

it's not going to put him +5 in the polls you delusional fuckwit

this entire thing is a farce

chris christie is the top trending topic nationwide on twitter and the media feels sad about how mean they were this morning so they're reporting his speech credulously and not as the wannabe banana republic horrorshow that it actually was

but maybe if liberals spam the this is fine dog it will go away because reasons

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♬No Matter What You Do Im Gonna Get It Without Ya♬

♬ I Know You Ain't Used To A Female Alpha♬

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But Rocks Hurt Head: Jun 30, 2003; by Hand Knit; Pillbug

lmao what?

e: oh she's an actress

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Schnorkles: Apr 30, 2015; It's a little bit juvenile, but it's simple and it's timeless.

We let it be known that Schnorkles, for a snack, eats tiny pieces of shit.

You're picturing it and you're talking about it. That's a win in my book.

a cop posted:

omg are you guys watching the CSPAN feed? a lady has a pink NO RACISTS NO HATE sign and a guy keeps draping the american flag over her entire body to hide it

the c-span camera wo/men deserve an oscar.

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