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The Something Awful Forums > Archives > Comedy Goldmine > The Goodmine > TRUMP: holy FUCK its november 8th
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Harlock
Jan 15, 2006

Tap "A" to drink!!!

Millstone posted:

as an avocado farmer, I
This speech in a nutshell:

Avocados
Avocados
Acting Jobs
Acting Jobs
bring it back to avocados
hillary clinton is a rape enabler
avocados

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FourLeaf
Dec 2, 2011
 who cares

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Chef Boyardeez Nuts
Sep 9, 2011

The more you kick against the pricks, the more you suffer.
Vote trump to save my neighbors avacado trees.

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Schnorkles
Apr 30, 2015

It's a little bit juvenile, but it's simple and it's timeless.

We let it be known that Schnorkles, for a snack, eats tiny pieces of shit.

You're picturing it and you're talking about it. That's a win in my book.
The DNC is going to be very boring.

It's going to be well run, and on message, and generally going to accomplish its goals.

Friend Ben... :allears:

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-Zydeco-
Nov 12, 2007


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Grey Fox
Jan 5, 2004

 Sounds like she could use a safe space.

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disjoe
Feb 18, 2011


 This woman just came here to sell avocados

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WhiskeyJuvenile
Feb 15, 2002

by Nyc_Tattoo
https://twitter.com/HillaryClinton/status/755596760928641029

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tinstaach
Aug 3, 2010

MAGNetic AttITUDE


 yeah it's time someone stood up for Donald Trump

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Al!
Apr 2, 2010

:coolspot::coolspot::coolspot::coolspot::coolspot:

Millstone posted:

as an avocado farmer, I

Well she doesn't personally farm them, the illegal immigrants do

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Shageletic
Jul 25, 2007

 I'm out. Pretty weird day, nothing too terrible for Trump. Looks like he might squeaked by without a shitshow, hallilujah

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Atrocious Joe
Sep 2, 2011

 The talk about the Left silencing its haters is very relevant right now with Milo

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Joementum
May 23, 2004

jesus christ
I promise you union-loving, soap star, avocado lady, I do not want to silence you. If you want to speak for the rest of the week, go for it.

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ReidRansom
Oct 25, 2004

Schnorkles posted:

The DNC is going to be very boring.

It's going to be well run, and on message, and generally going to accomplish its goals.

Friend Ben... :allears:

I expect mega burns from both Bill and Barry

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Vertical Lime
Dec 11, 2004

 https://twitter.com/AlbertBrooks/status/755596057724194816?ref_src=twsrc%5Egoogle%7Ctwcamp%5Eserp%7Ctwgr%5Etweet

thanks chachi

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Qwijib0
Apr 10, 2007

Who needs on-field skills when you can dance like this?

Fun Shoe
*confused applause*

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Mystery Goomba
Jun 4, 2011

STAC Goat posted:

So is there anyone left or am I literally sitting hear watching a soap opera actress who grows avocados talk for nothing?

Yes.

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Yudo
May 15, 2003

 soooooooooooooooooooo, hail satan?

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velvet milkman
Feb 13, 2012

by R. Guyovich
oh boy here we go

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Sir Tonk
Apr 18, 2006
Young Orc
APPLAUSE!!!!!!

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WhiskeyJuvenile
Feb 15, 2002

by Nyc_Tattoo
https://twitter.com/adamnagourney/status/755596750874894336

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DeepDickPizza
Oct 11, 2012

THREE TIME! THREE TIME!
Hahaha. This Muslim guy got no reaction.

Please start booing him, you loving monsters.

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Water Resistant
Jul 10, 2003
 I could hear the applause from here for the Muslim guy!

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ass cobra
May 28, 2004

by Azathoth
please dont boo guys

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Shageletic
Jul 25, 2007

 I thought Varys was sailing to Westoros

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ReidRansom
Oct 25, 2004


 Think I heard a few

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Atrocious Joe
Sep 2, 2011

Joementum posted:

I promise you union-loving, soap star, avocado lady, I do not want to silence you. If you want to speak for the rest of the week, go for it.

let's not go crazy now

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Yudo
May 15, 2003

 booo the mursleman

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Pathos
Sep 8, 2000

 Oh this is going to be incredible

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mannerup
Jan 11, 2004

♬ I Know You're Dying Trying To Figure Me Out♬

♬My Name's On The Tip Of Your Tongue Keep Running Your Mouth♬

♬You Want The Recipe But Can't Handle My Sound My Sound My Sound♬

♬No Matter What You Do Im Gonna Get It Without Ya♬

♬ I Know You Ain't Used To A Female Alpha♬

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Al!
Apr 2, 2010

:coolspot::coolspot::coolspot::coolspot::coolspot:

Joementum posted:

I promise you union-loving, soap star, avocado lady, I do not want to silence you. If you want to speak for the rest of the week, go for it.

By god she's going to try

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JHomer722
Jul 30, 2006

And you, you ridiculous people, you expect me to help you.

 IN'SHALLAH, PRAY WITH ME

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JT Jag
Aug 30, 2009

#1 Jaguars Sunk Cost Fallacy-Haver
So, beyond Trump being officially nominated, what of note happened today

I spent all day moving, couldn't watch

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FourLeaf
Dec 2, 2011
 i heard some people shouting

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Tatsuta Age
Apr 21, 2005

so good at being in trouble


 who the hell is this even pandering to? who likes this? why?

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ReidRansom
Oct 25, 2004


 I'll boo him


booooooo he's just doing some generic prayer in english

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But Rocks Hurt Head
Jun 30, 2003

by Hand Knit
Pillbug
"You have prayed with me, you are all Muslims now"

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Winkie01
Nov 28, 2004

WhiskeyJuvenile posted:

https://twitter.com/adamnagourney/status/755596750874894336

:sad:

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A Neurotic Jew
Feb 17, 2012

by exmarx
hope and change you say?????

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Discendo Vox
Mar 21, 2013

We don't need to have that dialogue because it's obvious, trivial, and has already been had a thousand times.
I think the organizers were on the ball enough to reduce the general hall audio feed. This is one response they could see coming. Also there's like 150 people left in there anyway.

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