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Keeshhound posted:Frank, that is a polar bear. Its what he wants Welcome Back Frank 4  
bobkatt013 fucked around with this message at 15:30 on Jul 18, 2016 |
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And there is the "everyone has the same face" bit.
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Jul 18, 2016 16:13
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Keeshhound posted:Frank, that is a polar bear. To be fair, this is the Punisher, who has multiple stories where he tries to defeat Spiderman with brute force alone.
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Jul 18, 2016 16:21
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Wade Wilson posted:And there is the "everyone has the same face" bit. Not the guy one the first panel of the second page!
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Jul 18, 2016 16:29
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prefect posted:It all depends on if they're given the right motivation. Hmm. The Russian can take a Punisher shot better than a polar bear? 
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Jul 19, 2016 02:14
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Say Nothing posted:Hmm. The Russian can take a Punisher shot better than a polar bear? He caught that bear lacking.
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Jul 19, 2016 09:06
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Well sure, a polar bear can beat pretty much anything, with sufficient time to prepare.
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Jul 19, 2016 21:39
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SiKboy posted:Well sure, a polar bear can beat pretty much anything, with sufficient time to prepare. Not melting ice-caps 
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Jul 19, 2016 21:54
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Madkal posted:Not melting ice-caps They could if they trained for a year in the Hyperbolic Time Chamber to raise their power level.
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Jul 19, 2016 21:58
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Madkal posted:Not melting ice-caps They sort of are. Loss of tradional habitats have caused polar bears to hunt further and further south, where they often encounter grizzlies. A few drinks and a nice evening later and we wind up with polar-grizzly hybrids; still fully carnivorous, but So yeah, more problems for the future. Keeshhound fucked around with this message at 22:12 on Jul 19, 2016 |
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Jul 19, 2016 22:04
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Pizzly Bears are badass, in an "oh my god, it's eating that man" kind of way.
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Jul 19, 2016 22:14
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Keeshhound posted:They sort of are. Loss of tradional habitats have caused polar bears to hunt further and further south, where they often encounter grizzlies. A few drinks and a nice evening later and we wind up with polar-grizzly hybrids; still fully carnivorous, but If you can't beat 'em, gently caress 'em! Then your children will conquer the world. What a beautiful lesson from mother nature.
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Jul 19, 2016 22:41
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Keeshhound posted:They sort of are. Loss of tradional habitats have caused polar bears to hunt further and further south, where they often encounter grizzlies. A few drinks and a nice evening later and we wind up with polar-grizzly hybrids; still fully carnivorous, but Evolution isn't supposed to work that fast. Bears don't give a gently caress.
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Jul 19, 2016 23:55
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Aphrodite posted:Evolution isn't supposed to work that fast. Tell that to the High Evolutionary.
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Jul 19, 2016 23:58
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Keeshhound posted:They sort of are. Loss of tradional habitats have caused polar bears to hunt further and further south, where they often encounter grizzlies. A few drinks and a nice evening later and we wind up with polar-grizzly hybrids; still fully carnivorous, but Can polar bears and grizzlies mate and produce viable offspring?
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Jul 20, 2016 00:13
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Yes, Grolar bears are a thing.
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Jul 20, 2016 00:42
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Skwirl posted:Can polar bears and grizzlies mate and produce viable offspring? Yeah this poster is not being hypothetical here, this has already happened. https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Grizzly%E2%80%93polar_bear_hybrid Has happened occasionally throughout history but happening more often recently, for obvious reasons. e VV According to google yes the hybrids are fertile http://www.slate.com/articles/news_and_politics/explainer/2010/05/pizzly_bears.html purple death ray fucked around with this message at 01:08 on Jul 20, 2016 |
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Jul 20, 2016 01:05
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but can the hybrids reproduce is what the other poster was asking
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Jul 20, 2016 01:05
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willus posted:but can the hybrids reproduce is what the other poster was asking I wasn't sure, but google produced this article which attests in passing that they can, before continuing to explain why some cross-species hybrids can produce fertile offspring and others can't. Apparently the divergence between bear species is recent enough that their genetics aren't different enough to prevent it. So short answer, yes; pizzleys/growlers can have cubs.
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Jul 20, 2016 01:29
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Everything posted above makes me very happy.
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Jul 20, 2016 03:21
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Pizzley and a Growler sounds like it should be some city's signature meal. Probably a fat one, somewhere in the northeast. I'm feeling... Pennsylvania.
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Jul 20, 2016 03:30
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Aphrodite posted:Pizzley and a Growler sounds like it should be some city's signature meal. A growler is a measurement of beer.
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Jul 20, 2016 03:32
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I know, that's what you get with a pizzley. For serious drinkers only.
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Jul 20, 2016 03:36
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do you mind nicking down to the brewery and picking me up a growler of their new pizzley on the way home, mate?
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Jul 20, 2016 03:45
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I learned everything I needed to know about Growlers from the OOTS thread where people discovered there was a prestige class where you could mind control people into being your followers by being really good at knowing stuff or making farting noises with your hands or jumping. This thread just proves that some people in the real world have gone into this class.
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Jul 20, 2016 04:48
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Aphrodite posted:Pizzley and a Growler sounds like it should be some city's signature meal. Nah, that sounds British as gently caress.
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Jul 20, 2016 07:53
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C. Everett Koop posted:Nah, that sounds British as gently caress. willus posted:do you mind nicking down to the brewery and picking me up a growler of their new pizzley on the way home, mate? 
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Jul 20, 2016 21:06
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Grizzlar
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Jul 25, 2016 07:07
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Chinston Wurchill posted:Speaking of gun beatings, don't piss off Gilad. That's some bad art there. Tottally stiff.
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Jul 25, 2016 07:12
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The Question IRL posted:the OOTS thread where people discovered there was a prestige class where you could mind control people into being your followers by being really good at knowing stuff or making farting noises with your hands or jumping.
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Jul 26, 2016 19:27
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It's just exploitation of 3.5e bonus and spell stacking to diplomance people into becoming your fanatical follower. Fully in accord with RAW, no need to twist the interpretation. An offshoot of "I am the moon" "He is the moon" with some feature that let you sub any skill in for diplomacy.
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Jul 26, 2016 19:44
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Galvanik posted:What? Is this real, or just some labored interpretation of the wording of rules? goatface posted:It's just exploitation of 3.5e bonus and spell stacking to diplomance people into becoming your fanatical follower. Fully in accord with RAW, no need to twist the interpretation.
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Jul 26, 2016 21:17
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Do you have to have, like, big tits or a nice rear end or something when you do the jumping magic? If not then that might be the game for me
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Jul 26, 2016 21:27
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Flesh Forge posted:Do you have to have, like, big tits or a nice rear end or something when you do the jumping magic? If not then that might be the game for me Its not magic; people just really trust high jumpers in D&D. And I imagine being able to jump hundreds of feet straight up would require some rockin' glutes.
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Jul 26, 2016 21:39
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Cryophage posted:Its not magic; people just really trust high jumpers in D&D.
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Jul 26, 2016 22:11
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And people say 3rd edition isn't busted.
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Jul 26, 2016 22:48
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Lurdiak posted:And people say 3rd edition isn't busted. That's the "Marvel wants to kill the X-Men books to spite Fox" of Tabletop Gaming.
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Jul 26, 2016 23:00
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The Jumplomancer is one of the only cheesy "stuff your DM will just handwave into not letting you do/uses spurious game logic to even work" builds that is actually funny. I also recall there is also one that lets you make an infinitely high knowledge check by turning on a feedback loop of retributive damage effects on yourself, jumping off a cliff into a puddle, and then turning face up as a free action.
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Jul 26, 2016 23:11
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OneThousandMonkeys posted:The Jumplomancer is one of the only cheesy "stuff your DM will just handwave into not letting you do/uses spurious game logic to even work" builds that is actually funny. If everybody's having fun, no harm done. (Hey, that rhymed.) If somebody is actually being an rear end in a top hat, the DM can just have Zeus (or whoever) strike them with lightning for being a cock.
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Cryophage posted:And I imagine being able to jump hundreds of feet straight up would require some rockin' glutes.  OneThousandMonkeys posted:The Jumplomancer is one of the only cheesy "stuff your DM will just handwave into not letting you do/uses spurious game logic to even work" builds that is actually funny.  Ok so now I read all my spellbooks and have infinite spell ability Your infinite knowledge shines like a beacon... attracting a trio of illithids and their pet Intellect Devourers
FilthyImp fucked around with this message at 00:43 on Jul 27, 2016 |
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