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Alfred P. Pseudonym posted:My grandson just learned to pump off And he's spraying all over the place!
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Jul 20, 2016 08:52
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a cop posted:And he's spraying all over the place! Got a curio cabinet, couple jizz stains...
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Jul 20, 2016 11:03
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I really like "spoken word Robin". Makes me laugh.
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Jul 20, 2016 12:49
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Did anybody catch the Kunis interview? What did she say about her relationship with Culkin? That always seemed way off to me.
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Jul 20, 2016 14:03
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Found this old clip of Gilbert doing the Cantor bit. The 5 minute mark is be best https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qgm3fMz8L2Q&t=295s God I miss how they would just let loose during the news.
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Jul 20, 2016 14:08
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an adult beverage posted:I think Richard is my favorite prank caller of all time, even including prank callers not with the Stern show (Crank Yankers, Jerky Boys, Tube Bar). I think he comes up with goofy/fun bits for the phony phone calls that are almost always good-natured rather than mean-spirited. Like it's really easy to do a Sal or Jerky Boys prank call where you just call up and piss people off to get a reaction, I think it's much more clever and original to do some of Richard's calls. I agree with this 100%, you can always hear the man's smile coming through his voice on these calls. When I listened to the pokemon go prank call from yesterday I kept laughing at the way Richard would say "can I come get 'em" so obliviously 
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Jul 20, 2016 14:51
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beep by grandpa posted:I agree with this 100%, you can always hear the man's smile coming through his voice on these calls. When I listened to the pokemon go prank call from yesterday I kept laughing at the way Richard would say "can I come get 'em" so obliviously To add to the Pokemon prank calls, I absolutely love it when Richard and Sal wreck Jonah Falcon's lovely show https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FcWttRmQkf4 He thinks he's just so witty and stuff. My god. Falcon's just so full of himself. Then again, his date would be, too. Heyoooooooo.
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Jul 20, 2016 15:03
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MrMidnight posted:Did anybody catch the Kunis interview? What did she say about her relationship with Culkin? That always seemed way off to me. Didn't listen to can't say. But Culkin did his first interview in like a decade the other day, may be something in their with that
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Jul 20, 2016 17:49
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Rupert Buttermilk posted:Was ordering Mcdonalds breakfast today, and dammit if I didn't think of Jon Hein, ordering and then power-staring the cashier while he waited for his order. That poo poo just doesn't fly in Mcdonalds now, because of the order number queue setup they have. I mean, what the gently caress does he do if he orders electronically (if he ever did)? Put both hands on the side of the screen and just grip tightly until (bland) food arrives in his mouth? i think about his every time when i order food somewhere now
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Jul 20, 2016 17:57
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Uh, what was your third item puhleease..
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Jul 20, 2016 21:08
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Hands-down, this is my absolute favourite tangentially-related-to-the-show thing, ever: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lGczCl6_L_o I always associate Norm with the show, I don't know why... maybe because of Artie, maybe because of Gilbert.
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Jul 21, 2016 00:54
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I loved Norm's podcast haha "Your dad's alive?" "No.." "gently caress" The part where they just read jokes is great too.
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Jul 21, 2016 01:09
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Norm's 9/11 joke on that show is mah faaaavvorritee
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Jul 21, 2016 01:38
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Rupert Buttermilk posted:Hands-down, this is my absolute favourite tangentially-related-to-the-show thing, ever: Yeah, I miss his podcast 
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Jul 21, 2016 02:47
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Shes Not Impressed posted:Norm's 9/11 joke on that show is mah faaaavvorritee "That guy was a real jerk!" is a really good one too.
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Jul 21, 2016 04:59
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The Great Gatsby in 3D joke is amazing.
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Jul 21, 2016 06:19
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God drat Robin was so loud and stupid in the Nick Cannon interview this week. Basically, Nick is leading a peaceful protest march at the RNC and the DNC because he feels like black people aren't going to be compelled to vote until black lives matter. Robin, from atop her pedestal of obliviousness said, "Who has ever said black lives didn't matter? When did we stop being human?" *Cue the tribal music* Hello, Robin, have you not seen the news at all in the last couple years? Jesus. Of course she's oblivious to what's been going on and completely uninformed but she's so freaking loud and ignorant about it. Nick summed it up pretty well by saying, "When you say 'Save the Whales' that doesn't mean gently caress all the other fish in the ocean. You're just trying to help that specific group that's in trouble." That still wasn't good enough for Miss Quivers. God drat am I really starting to hate Robin
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Jul 21, 2016 13:44
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Robin is a clinical case of narcissism
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Jul 21, 2016 14:57
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Caper posted:God drat Robin was so loud and stupid in the Nick Cannon interview this week. Jesus christ, this is insane. There isn't a  big enough. loving ETM would've understood this concept better, chriiiiiist.gently caress it, I think Sal gives more of a poo poo and has a better grasp on it than she does at this point.
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Jul 21, 2016 15:58
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When you make enough money you transcend race and just become an rear end in a top hat.
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Jul 21, 2016 16:18
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It's "I'm not black, I'm OJ" except for someone way less recognizable and beloved.
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Jul 21, 2016 16:30
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Socio-economically speaking Robin is like a 70 year old white liberal. Steve Jobs ate fruit to cure cancer, Robin had cookies rubbed on her body, shoved coffee up her rear end and drank green drink. Same thing basically. Like Robin could ever understand the plight of a black person living in a poo poo neighborhood in the south. And lol if you think ETM would side with BLM. "Actually you know Howard, you were talking about black lives matter but I think little peoples lives matter too." Didn't he think midget was the same as the n word too? oh etm BobbyK fucked around with this message at 16:52 on Jul 21, 2016 |
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Jul 21, 2016 16:46
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BobbyK posted:When you make enough money you transcend race and just become an rear end in a top hat. Was she deliberately being an rear end in a top hat or is she just being ignorant and incredibly insulated? I'm not surprised someone who can afford to fly to South America to get stuff rubbed on them and shoved up her rear end doesn't really care about police brutality and militarization. Rupert Buttermilk posted:loving ETM would've understood this concept better, chriiiiiist. Eric was dumb as rocks, I don't think so. Sal is dumb as rocks, but in a different way, and I would nonironically love to hear his opinion on it.
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Jul 21, 2016 17:32
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^^It's not deliberate or ironic. She's legitimately ignorantRupert Buttermilk posted:Jesus christ, this is insane. Caught a little bit more of the replay just now. Nick has a problem that his time with his kids now that he and Mariah are divorced is called 'visitation' to which Robin immediately squeals out, "Why do you care what the name is?" And Nick says it's because he wants it to just be seen as his kids' time with their dad. Pretty reasonable. He and his ex also raise their kids to address grown-ups with a handle in front of their name like 'Mr. or Mrs." and told they shouldn't address an elder by just their first name and Robin is like, "WHY NOT??" Nick felt it was disrespectful (a lot of people do, I was raised this way) to which The Enlightened One was like, "Oh give me a break!" Jesus Robin has issues.
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Jul 21, 2016 18:21
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BobbyK posted:Robin had cookies rubbed on her body Well, despite her politics, I would take over this duty, if she ever needed help. 
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Jul 21, 2016 19:09
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Rupert Buttermilk posted:Well, despite her politics, I would take over this duty, if she ever needed help. Maybe pre-wig Robin...  
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Jul 21, 2016 21:20
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Rupert Buttermilk posted:Well, despite her politics, I would take over this duty, if she ever needed help. Release Robin's bra. Release Robin's bra. Release Robin's bra so that I can see those brown ta-tas.
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Jul 22, 2016 00:28
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So I don't mean to be rude but... why is Robin still huge? I realize she's a warrior for fending off cancer but surely steroids only create a certain amount of retention - she must be eating like crazy to remain that size.
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Jul 22, 2016 02:32
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Not being able to do much for 1-2 years turns you into a blob and it's hard to do anything after that.
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Jul 22, 2016 02:41
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BobbyK posted:Release Robin's bra. I swear to God. There has not been one week.... ONE. WEEK. in, oh I don't know... 10 years at least? Where I don't hear one of those songs and start singing about Gary, Robin, or Artie under my breath.
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Jul 22, 2016 03:33
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Pretty mediocre three shows this week. I didn't care about any of the guests and the Gwen Stefani interview in particular didn't need to be two hours long. She really really isn't that interesting or had that deep of a career to warrant literally half the show. The only things that made me laugh were the cough game and when JD couldn't stop laughing when he tried to cut a promo while Will was ticking him Ralph got in a great line though. Howard remarked how easy and great Ralph's life is, and Ralph replied "yeah, I only work 15 hours a week like you now."
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Jul 22, 2016 05:34
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Bonzo posted:I swear to God. There has not been one week.... ONE. WEEK. in, oh I don't know... 10 years at least? Where I don't hear one of those songs and start singing about Gary, Robin, or Artie under my breath. Certain songs have been totally ruined for me. Feliz Navidad, You Spin me Right Around by Dead or Alive (I want your mufffffff, MUFFFFF), I was made for loving you by Kiss (I was made for lovving Steve Langford), Girls Girls Girls by Motley Crue (at the ramrod in Fort Lauterdale). Electric Avenue by Eddy Grant (I want to shoot my goo on Robin's big brown boobs, and then lick her vagina). That's just off the top of my head, there is probably way more that won't hit me till I hear them.
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Jul 22, 2016 05:55
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🎼 Obnoxious Limousine, Ronnie's Got Bad Taste ♬
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Jul 22, 2016 06:23
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Yeah, from now till I die I'll never hear Feliz Navidad without thinking about Robin's breasts. Also my wife and I will randomly break into, "This is beetle and I'm bad as can and I knoooow Im the best."
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Jul 22, 2016 07:23
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Former Human posted:The only things that made me laugh were the cough game and when JD couldn't stop laughing when he tried to cut a promo while Will was ticking him Wait I forgot Sour Shoes doing his Gary impression over the intercom which was great. His baby shtick creeeeeeeeps me out though.
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Jul 22, 2016 08:40
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DeadBonesBrook posted:Certain songs have been totally ruined for me. I heard "Cars" (here in my butt, I want Steve Langford's cock) the other day in the grocery store, and I had to stifle my laughter.
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Jul 22, 2016 14:31
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YeahTubaMike posted:I heard "Cars" (here in my butt, I want Steve Langford's cock) the other day in the grocery store, and I had to stifle my laughter. https://drive.google.com/file/d/0B3dA6m7Ik-nzYjItTm9mbmtONnM/view?usp=sharing 
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Jul 22, 2016 14:40
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DeadBonesBrook posted:Certain songs have been totally ruined for me. Gerry Rafferty's "Baker Street", definitely.
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If anyone needs me I'll be in my cube trying not to laugh out loud. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VISI9MY6oNE Bonzo fucked around with this message at 16:12 on Jul 22, 2016 |
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