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lookit all that there culture
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Jul 20, 2016 22:04
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Volkerball posted:cows would probably be able to survive. buffalo populations would be a lot stronger if people hadn't come into the equation. domestic cows aren't buffalo, though
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Jul 20, 2016 22:04
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https://twitter.com/mattyglesias/status/755870270867533824
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Jul 20, 2016 22:05
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if pigs didnt want to be buried alive they should have evolved themselves to form an emotional bonds with humans instead of a delicious one
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Jul 20, 2016 22:05
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Lotka Volterra posted:domestic cows aren't buffalo, though they will be if we release em all
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Jul 20, 2016 22:05
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Lotka Volterra posted:domestic cows aren't buffalo, though #MaketheAurouchExistAgain
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Jul 20, 2016 22:06
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one cultured meat burger with extra half-formed vestigial eyeballs, plz
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Jul 20, 2016 22:06
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Disinterested posted:That's making a big assumption about human yuck factors we just won't think about it like hot dogs and chicken nuggets
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Jul 20, 2016 22:06
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Volkerball posted:they will be if we release em all that doesn't make any sense
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Jul 20, 2016 22:06
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Lotka Volterra posted:that doesn't make any sense they'll be big animals that walk around in herds and eat grass
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Jul 20, 2016 22:07
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it'll take some people a while to adjust, but factory farm meat production is way, waaaaay more gross
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Jul 20, 2016 22:08
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Volkerball posted:they'll be big animals that walk around in herds and eat grass in that case, theyd also be elephants or wildebeest
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Jul 20, 2016 22:08
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Joementum posted:it'll take some people a while to adjust, but factory farm meat production is way, waaaaay more gross i bet synthetic meat will have a very synthetic meat taste.
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Jul 20, 2016 22:09
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if I can get sub $5 porterhouse steaks, i think i can get over the vat
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Jul 20, 2016 22:09
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Lotka Volterra posted:in that case, theyd also be elephants only if they lived in africa
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Jul 20, 2016 22:09
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cuppa soykaf and some vat sausage, hell, you got yourself breakfast going
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Jul 20, 2016 22:10
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Volkerball posted:only if they lived in africa well, hmm, ok
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Jul 20, 2016 22:11
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think of all the new jobs that would be created by the Vat, involving standing on walkways jamming the meat back in with broom handles when it tries to escape
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Jul 20, 2016 22:11
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With nanotechnology maybe your house could just have a meat vat and a goods vat and amazon could just become a vat seller
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Jul 20, 2016 22:13
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paranoid randroid posted:think of all the new jobs that would be created by the Vat, involving standing on walkways jamming the meat back in with broom handles when it tries to escape Meat doesn't work that way It's v. docile without nerves to tell it to contract/relax
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Jul 20, 2016 22:13
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just wait until we perfect vat crops
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Jul 20, 2016 22:13
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this meat was cultured to have no chill, it is always freaking out.
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Jul 20, 2016 22:14
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Small Frozen Thing posted:Meat doesn't work that way i prefer randroid's vision of the future
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Jul 20, 2016 22:14
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paranoid randroid posted:this meat was cultured to have no chill, it is always freaking out. that seems like a poor business model
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Jul 20, 2016 22:14
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Volkerball posted:i bet synthetic meat will have a very synthetic meat taste. as if that's ever stopped any american before
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Jul 20, 2016 22:15
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It seems like it's just adding back in one of the difficulties of slaughtered meat, for no apparent benefit
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Jul 20, 2016 22:16
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Paul Ryan will propose budget cuts to vat stamps
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Jul 20, 2016 22:16
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I don't think the shareholders will approve
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Jul 20, 2016 22:16
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Small Frozen Thing posted:that seems like a poor business model ill thank you not to impugn our enormous containment cylinder of terrified meat
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Jul 20, 2016 22:17
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had a long day at the meat vats, the iberian bull meat wouldn't stop bucking. had to hit that sucker with the old stun wand
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Jul 20, 2016 22:18
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also the ennui meat didnt sell
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Jul 20, 2016 22:18
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Been having trouble with kickasstorrents for the last couple hours, turns out the founder of the site just got arrested. Might have something to do with it...
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Jul 20, 2016 22:18
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one of the issues they are having with vat meat flavor and nutrition is since it doesn't have blood it's missing the iron in most traditional meat
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Jul 20, 2016 22:18
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Small Frozen Thing posted:It seems like it's just adding back in one of the difficulties of slaughtered meat, for no apparent benefit it is proven that meat is more delicious when it was made with suffering. in fact the premium vat meat will occasionally pull in and consume terrified vat workers for added dread flavoring
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Jul 20, 2016 22:19
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site posted:Been having trouble with kickasstorrents for the last couple hours, turns out the founder of the site just got arrested. Might have something to do with it... works here op
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Jul 20, 2016 22:19
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why does law enforcement have to go and ruin everyone's fun all the time
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Jul 20, 2016 22:20
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allowing the poor to taste fear meat will bring the world that much closer to eating the rich
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Jul 20, 2016 22:21
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Lumberjack Bonanza posted:allowing the poor to taste fear meat will bring the world that much closer to eating the rich fortunately, the anemia will keep them docile
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Jul 20, 2016 22:21
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I think some of you guys have confused synthflesh for shoggoths
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Jul 20, 2016 22:23
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also they didn't think to add fat to the vat meat, so right now it's 100% lean
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