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Dr. Gitmo Moneyson posted:Mods didn't know. this is vile, you rat
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A Computer Carol [Fiction, 659 words]no they will not posted:Darbiel was a computer programmer who lived in the San Fransisco bay area. Darbiel has an "open" relationship with his wife, and has sex with a different beautiful woman whenever he wants. One night, he was visited by three computers.
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# ? Jul 20, 2016 05:49 |
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Jenny Angel posted:Between the time my fiancee and I started loving and finished loving, Milo Yiannopolous got permanently banned from Twitter. IMO there is some justice in the world
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# ? Jul 20, 2016 05:54 |
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Kajeesus posted:What's the actual story here? snopes says she's just hidden behind Pence due to the camera angle, but that doesn't really make sense, nor explain why she doesn't have any food. DontMockMySmock posted:What are you expecting the "actual story" to be? Vampires are actually real? Someone expertly photoshopped her in/her reflection out for no goddamn reason?
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# ? Jul 20, 2016 10:51 |
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i don't get it, so is she a vampire or not?
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# ? Jul 20, 2016 10:58 |
PBS Newshour posted:i don't get it, so is she a vampire or not?
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# ? Jul 20, 2016 11:00 |
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Why can't Pence be the vampire?
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# ? Jul 20, 2016 12:41 |
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You cut out the beginning:MisterBibs posted:I'm in the hospital because while eating my first bite of a hotdog, a bit of it fell down my food pipe. Said food pipe decided to clamp down on that nugget of food, so there's a good chance I'll have to be knocked out and be fished around inside. Random Stranger posted:I've heard that's relatively common with hotdogs. MisterBibs posted:It was a Portillo's hotdog, a hotdog I hadn't had in forever, and I was cognizant not to take too big of bites since its happened before... since, ya know, I didn't want to have to go to the hospital.
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# ? Jul 20, 2016 14:17 |
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PBS Newshour posted:i don't get it, so is she a vampire or not? Regular old mummy.
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# ? Jul 20, 2016 14:17 |
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Palpek posted:You cut out the beginning:
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# ? Jul 20, 2016 14:52 |
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Isn't food supposed to go down the food pipe?
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# ? Jul 20, 2016 15:57 |
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Common misconception, but no. You've been doing it wrong all these years.
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# ? Jul 20, 2016 16:06 |
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I honestly can't tell if Misterbibs is a dedicated troll, or legitimately Karen from Mean Girls levels of stupid.
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# ? Jul 20, 2016 16:09 |
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paranoid randroid posted:reminder that Rubio got kneecapped by Chris Christie - the most pathetic man alive paranoid randroid posted:"but wait randroid, sure JEB is the most pathetic?" you might ask, but consider this - between Christie and Bush, which one willingly made himself Donald Trumps gimp? fishmech posted:my god Chokes McGee posted:so perfect an observation that not even fishmech can find an angle to debate it
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# ? Jul 20, 2016 19:49 |
Six-Of-Hearts posted:I honestly can't tell if Misterbibs is a dedicated troll, or legitimately Karen from Mean Girls levels of stupid. Ask him about fallout new vegas.
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# ? Jul 20, 2016 21:45 |
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Nuebot posted:Ask him about
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# ? Jul 20, 2016 21:49 |
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Six-Of-Hearts posted:I honestly can't tell if Misterbibs is a dedicated troll, or legitimately Karen from Mean Girls levels of stupid. He's harassed Red Letter Media and Rhianna Pratchett on twitter, so if he's a troll he's for all intents and purposes indistinguishable from the real deal.
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# ? Jul 20, 2016 22:09 |
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Nuebot posted:Ask him about fallout new vegas.
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# ? Jul 20, 2016 22:14 |
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Nuebot posted:Ask him about fallout new vegas. or the "plotline" of doom
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# ? Jul 20, 2016 22:41 |
SneakyFrog posted:or the "plotline" of doom This one is new to me and I have to ask. What? Like the new game specifically or the whole series? Or like, the movie?
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# ? Jul 20, 2016 22:49 |
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I have no idea who mr bibs is
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# ? Jul 20, 2016 22:51 |
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sounds like a real dumbass motherfucker to me
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# ? Jul 20, 2016 22:53 |
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many johnnys posted:I have no idea who mr bibs is Some idiot. Basically he will come up with a talking point that usually involves misinterpreting a movie or telling other people who disagree with him what THEY think, and then will keep saying it no matter how many words are written countering him. EX: Everyone who did not like the star wars prequels was just mad because it as not what they grew up with. If you tell him otherwise, he will just repeat himself and tell you what he thinks you think again. So basically he is too dumb to: Understand movies, understand your posts, eat a hot dog without choking.
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# ? Jul 20, 2016 22:56 |
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Six-Of-Hearts posted:I honestly can't tell if Misterbibs is a dedicated troll, or legitimately Karen from Mean Girls levels of stupid. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=71RJJ0umdjQ&index=6&list=WL not sure if I did the time right but skip to 1:04:02 to see how dumb Misterbibs actually is.
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# ? Jul 20, 2016 23:00 |
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FlyinPingu posted:sounds like a real dumbass motherfucker to me
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# ? Jul 20, 2016 23:51 |
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My main exposure to him is from the wow forums in the Blizzard sub forum. Ask him about his valiant efforts to get a silver rating in the proving grounds.
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# ? Jul 21, 2016 00:35 |
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Six-Of-Hearts posted:My main exposure to him is from the wow forums in the Blizzard sub forum. Ask him about his valiant efforts to get a silver rating in the proving grounds. Or about mob density in Warlords of Draenor.
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# ? Jul 21, 2016 00:37 |
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FlyinPingu posted:sounds like a real dumbass motherfucker to me
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# ? Jul 21, 2016 01:02 |
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Your Gay Uncle posted:https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=71RJJ0umdjQ&index=6&list=WL
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# ? Jul 21, 2016 01:13 |
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Nuebot posted:This one is new to me and I have to ask. What? Like the new game specifically or the whole series? Or like, the movie? the popular "fun" theory of the plotline of the new game which kinda ties into all of em.
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# ? Jul 21, 2016 01:35 |
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many johnnys posted:I have no idea who mr bibs is There is a plot line to doom?
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# ? Jul 21, 2016 01:40 |
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Acne Rain posted:Some idiot. Basically he will come up with a talking point that usually involves misinterpreting a movie or telling other people who disagree with him what THEY think, and then will keep saying it no matter how many words are written countering him. And you watch this to have the necessary insight to explain
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# ? Jul 21, 2016 01:43 |
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Watch what?
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# ? Jul 21, 2016 01:44 |
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Darth123123 posted:There is a plot line to doom? the novelization of Doom actually ruled a lot
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# ? Jul 21, 2016 01:44 |
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Darth123123 posted:There is a plot line to doom? no. yes. maybe.
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# ? Jul 21, 2016 01:50 |
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Darth123123 posted:There is a plot line to doom? It's in a text file in the game directory. You're one of a group of space marines sent to a research facility on one of the moons Mars that's been out of contact. You disobeyed orders or something and got left behind with just a pistol while the others went inside. Turns out demons have come through the teleporters the base has been researching, all the other marines die and it's up to you to kill all the demons and prevent the invasion.
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# ? Jul 21, 2016 02:20 |
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Sarcopenia posted:Ghost writer for "Art of The Deal" deeply regrets having helped Trump get more prolific. Pesticide20 posted:Nobody tell David Cameron
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# ? Jul 21, 2016 02:23 |
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Tiggum posted:It's in a text file in the game directory. You're one of a group of space marines sent to a research facility on one of the moons Mars that's been out of contact. You disobeyed orders or something and got left behind with just a pistol while the others went inside. Turns out demons have come through the teleporters the base has been researching, all the other marines die and it's up to you to kill all the demons and prevent the invasion. Also they are huge, which means they have huge guts.
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# ? Jul 21, 2016 02:34 |
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Tiggum posted:It's in a text file in the game directory. You're one of a group of space marines sent to a research facility on one of the moons Mars that's been out of contact. You disobeyed orders or something and got left behind with just a pistol while the others went inside. Turns out demons have come through the teleporters the base has been researching, all the other marines die and it's up to you to kill all the demons and prevent the invasion. Wow thanks! I just shoot poo poo and try to get to the next landscape.
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Tiggum posted:It's in a text file in the game directory. You're one of a group of space marines sent to a research facility on one of the moons Mars that's been out of contact. You disobeyed orders or something and got left behind with just a pistol while the others went inside. Turns out demons have come through the teleporters the base has been researching, all the other marines die and it's up to you to kill all the demons and prevent the invasion. Okay I thought it was something along the lines. I figured it was literally "demons bad shoot they rear end".
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