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Arsonist Daria: Feb 27, 2011; ^{Requiescat in pace.}

Riosan posted:

Fun exercise: mute the video feed and watch all the rhythmically-challenged white people.

if you leave the sound on you can hear some

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Fluffdaddy: Jan 3, 2009

Country music is dead

# ? Jul 21, 2016 00:53

Slaan: Mar 16, 2009; ASHERAH DEMANDS I FEAST, I VOTE FOR A FEAST OF FLESH

TheOneOutside posted:

So for 2016, we have sickness. In 2012 we had storms. In 2008 we had economic disaster.

Whats going to be the plague in 2020?

President Donald J. Trump begins the invasion of China by launching the nukes. All of them :unsmigghh:

# ? Jul 21, 2016 00:54

resurgam40: Jul 22, 2007; Battler, the literal stupidest man on earth. Why are you even here, Battler, why did you come back to this place so you could fuck literally everything up?

Broken Cog posted:

Born in the USA, eh?
"Let me hear you if you're proud of being born in the USA"

At least they have the presence of mind not to do the verses, which shows a ton more awareness than just throwing on the tape for an entrance.

Anyhow, they seem a lot more responsive to this band than the other one, GEE I WONDER WHY

# ? Jul 21, 2016 00:54

Arsonist Daria: Feb 27, 2011; ^{Requiescat in pace.}

Fluffdaddy posted:

Country music is dead

I see, so one good thing did happen as a result of the rnc

# ? Jul 21, 2016 00:54

Munkeymon: Aug 14, 2003; Motherfucker's got an
armor-piercing crowbar! Rigoddamndicu𝜆ous.

The speakers are going to have to work hard to beat this opening act for the worst part of the evening

# ? Jul 21, 2016 00:55

Arsonist Daria: Feb 27, 2011; ^{Requiescat in pace.}

Munkeymon posted:

The speakers are going to have to work hard to beat this opening act for the worst part of the evening

*looks at the lineup* oh, they've got this

# ? Jul 21, 2016 00:55

Filthy Hans: Jun 27, 2008; by Fluffdaddy
(and can't post for 10 years!)

Munkeymon posted:

The speakers are going to have to work hard to beat this opening act for the worst part of the evening

It won't take long, Laura Ingraham speaks next

# ? Jul 21, 2016 00:56

NoEyedSquareGuy: Mar 16, 2009; Just because Liquor's dead, doesn't mean you can just roll this bitch all over town with "The Freedoms."

Unwilling to support either Trump due to his behavior during the primary or Clinton due to Benghazi, Ted Cruz proudly strides onto the stage to throw his full political weight behind Gary Johnson.

# ? Jul 21, 2016 00:57

Inferior Third Season: Jan 15, 2005

Fork of Unknown Origins posted:

That's what the Democratic Party says every year that they don't adopt a liberal platform.

We're not really voting for a Democratic or Republican president this year. We're voting on a liberal or insane Supreme Court for an entire generation. Get your head out of your rear end with this purity bullshit.

# ? Jul 21, 2016 00:57

mcmagic: Jul 1, 2004; If you see this avatar while scrolling the succ zone, you have been visited by the mcmagic of shitty lib takes! Good luck and prosperity will come to you, but only if you reply "shut the fuck up mcmagic" to this post!

Wow. This criminal thug too?

# ? Jul 21, 2016 00:58

Filthy Hans: Jun 27, 2008; by Fluffdaddy
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Scott wasn't on the schedule, was he?

# ? Jul 21, 2016 00:58

Arsonist Daria: Feb 27, 2011; ^{Requiescat in pace.}

why is this snake in a suit

# ? Jul 21, 2016 00:59

mcmagic: Jul 1, 2004; If you see this avatar while scrolling the succ zone, you have been visited by the mcmagic of shitty lib takes! Good luck and prosperity will come to you, but only if you reply "shut the fuck up mcmagic" to this post!

When Obama says "Radical Islamic Terrorism" and spins around 3 times while kicking his heels together all terrorism will end.

# ? Jul 21, 2016 01:00

Coheed and Camembert: Feb 11, 2012

Creepy Lex Luthor knows a little something about evil.

# ? Jul 21, 2016 01:00

Munkeymon: Aug 14, 2003; Motherfucker's got an
armor-piercing crowbar! Rigoddamndicu𝜆ous.

Does he always clip or trip over random words like this? I would think you'd have to be a better speachifyer to be a governor

# ? Jul 21, 2016 01:00

Filthy Hans: Jun 27, 2008; by Fluffdaddy
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Munkeymon posted:

Does he always clip or trip over random words like this? I would think you'd have to be a better speachifyer to be a governor

The language of the Snake People is hard to translate from

# ? Jul 21, 2016 01:02

Rabble: Dec 3, 2005; Pillbug

Cool, didn't know Voldemort became the governor of Florida.

# ? Jul 21, 2016 01:03

Broken Cog: Dec 29, 2009; We're all friends here

Who let Agent 47 onto the stage?

# ? Jul 21, 2016 01:03

mcmagic: Jul 1, 2004; If you see this avatar while scrolling the succ zone, you have been visited by the mcmagic of shitty lib takes! Good luck and prosperity will come to you, but only if you reply "shut the fuck up mcmagic" to this post!

Munkeymon posted:

Does he always clip or trip over random words like this? I would think you'd have to be a better speachifyer to be a governor

Florida should be expelled from the union for electing this mush mouthed literal criminal. Twice.

# ? Jul 21, 2016 01:03

Arsonist Daria: Feb 27, 2011; ^{Requiescat in pace.}

Munkeymon posted:

Does he always clip or trip over random words like this? I would think you'd have to be a better speachifyer to be a governor

you try giving a speech with an unhinged jaw

# ? Jul 21, 2016 01:04

Arsonist Daria: Feb 27, 2011; ^{Requiescat in pace.}

"the people don't respect the government, the government doesn't respect the people"

:ironicat:

# ? Jul 21, 2016 01:10

Munkeymon: Aug 14, 2003; Motherfucker's got an
armor-piercing crowbar! Rigoddamndicu𝜆ous.

lol this shitlord grew up in a middle class family in Glastonbury CT

# ? Jul 21, 2016 01:11

Tommah: Mar 29, 2003

ehhhh she doesnt believei n borders

# ? Jul 21, 2016 01:12

Josef bugman: Nov 17, 2011; Pictured: Poster prepares to celebrate Holy Communion (probablY)

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Munkeymon posted:

lol this shitlord grew up in a middle class family in Glastonbury CT

If it's the Judge doom looking son of a bitch whose in charge of Florida then I think you will find he was in fact hatched from one of the few remaining egg clutches of ancient Lemuria.

# ? Jul 21, 2016 01:13

Zaphod42: Sep 13, 2012; If there's anything more important than my ego around, I want it caught and shot now.

* Make America *
REAGAN

# ? Jul 21, 2016 01:14

GSD: May 10, 2014; by Nyc_Tattoo

giant reagan screens

# ? Jul 21, 2016 01:14

CherryCola: Apr 15, 2002; 'ahtaj alshifa

Reagan is watching, but he has no idea what he's looking at.

# ? Jul 21, 2016 01:15

Munkeymon: Aug 14, 2003; Motherfucker's got an
armor-piercing crowbar! Rigoddamndicu𝜆ous.

Josef bugman posted:

If it's the Judge doom looking son of a bitch whose in charge of Florida then I think you will find he was in fact hatched from one of the few remaining egg clutches of ancient Lemuria.

Ingraham. She started her speech with an extended poverty brag.

"The median income for a household in the town was $80,660, and the median income for a family was $94,978." as of the 2000 census lol so poor

# ? Jul 21, 2016 01:16

Arsonist Daria: Feb 27, 2011; ^{Requiescat in pace.}

CherryCola posted:

Reagan is watching, but he has no idea what he's looking at.

"put on wheel of fortune"

# ? Jul 21, 2016 01:16

Kumo: Jul 31, 2004

Who dis is? Laura Ingraham?

Edit: Man buns!

# ? Jul 21, 2016 01:17

Assepoester: Jul 18, 2004; Can't post for 10 years!; Melman v2

Ronald Reagan would be ashamed

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vBWUOOzuWIY

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ixi9_cciy8w

# ? Jul 21, 2016 01:18

Inzombiac: Mar 19, 2007; PARTY ALL NIGHT

EAT BRAINS ALL DAY

Thank God for this thread. I have to watch this shitshow for almost my whole work day.

Trump's son, Eric(?), Looks like a cartoon villain that pours crude oil into a river for the fun of it.

# ? Jul 21, 2016 01:18

notthegoatseguy: Sep 6, 2005

Did Ingraham just try to shame Cruz and Kasich into endorsing Trump?

# ? Jul 21, 2016 01:18

Arsonist Daria: Feb 27, 2011; ^{Requiescat in pace.}

"the democrat's response is to nominate the woman who helped orchestrate america's decline"

didn't know hillary was in the bush administration, hosed up if true

# ? Jul 21, 2016 01:19

Kumo: Jul 31, 2004

"And while I'm complaining about my friends in the media, Kyle stop taking off your shoes at work."

# ? Jul 21, 2016 01:20

Wayne Knight: May 11, 2006

# ? Jul 21, 2016 01:23

Munkeymon: Aug 14, 2003; Motherfucker's got an
armor-piercing crowbar! Rigoddamndicu𝜆ous.

This lady is really mad at machines. I think she may actually be Sarah Conner

Inzombiac posted:

Trump's son, Eric(?), Looks like a cartoon villain that pours crude oil into a river for the fun of it.

That's just what happens when he showers

# ? Jul 21, 2016 01:23

Inzombiac: Mar 19, 2007; PARTY ALL NIGHT

EAT BRAINS ALL DAY

How did Ivanka end up being poised, articulate and intelligent?
When she talks about her dad, you can tell that she's been coached to choke back her contempt.

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Coheed and Camembert: Feb 11, 2012

https://twitter.com/bryancurtis/status/755912680712667136

That's the guy from Blues Traveler and noted Internet weirdo John Popper.

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