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Assepoester
Jul 18, 2004
Probation
Can't post for 10 years!
Melman v2
Our progress in degeneracy appears to me to be pretty rapid. As a nation we began by declaring that “all men are created equal.” We now practically read it “all men are created equal except Negroes.” When the Know-Nothings get control, it will read “all men are created equal, except Negroes and foreigners and Catholics.” When it comes to this, I shall prefer emigrating to some country where they make no pretense of loving liberty—to Russia, for instance, where despotism can be taken pure, and without the base alloy of hypocrisy.

—Letter from Abraham Lincoln to Joshua F. Speed, August 24, 1855

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Distorted Kiwi
Jun 11, 2014

"C'mon! Let's tune our weapons!"

I always wondered what Florida Man looked like.

rscott
Dec 10, 2009

I wonder if they're gonna give him the runaround

Kumo
Jul 31, 2004

Jesus, is the convention next to a memory clinic and a men's clothing store?

Assepoester
Jul 18, 2004
Probation
Can't post for 10 years!
Melman v2
Who let the drunk man on stage?

SoSimpleABeginning
Mar 6, 2010

From so simple a beginning endless forms most beautiful and most wonderful have been, and are being, evolved.
The Great Twist

The video and lyrics for "Hook" are perfectly applicable to the convention. Skip to 1:22.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pdz5kCaCRFM

Arsonist Daria
Feb 27, 2011

Requiescat in pace.
does he know this is a political convention and not a board meeting

Munkeymon
Aug 14, 2003

Motherfucker's got an
armor-piercing crowbar! Rigoddamndicu𝜆ous.



"Guys I swaer my golfing buddy woood be a greet preseedint and not a totally nacicst at all"

Kumo
Jul 31, 2004

I wonder how she got the job.

mcmagic
Jul 1, 2004

If you see this avatar while scrolling the succ zone, you have been visited by the mcmagic of shitty lib takes! Good luck and prosperity will come to you, but only if you reply "shut the fuck up mcmagic" to this post!
Florida is just a complete embarrassment.

Crain
Jun 27, 2007

I had a beer once with Stephen Miller and now I like him.

I also tried to ban someone from a Discord for pointing out what an unrelenting shithead I am! I'm even dumb enough to think it worked!
So who's this?

Is there a full speaker list and not just the headliners?

Kumo
Jul 31, 2004

Crain posted:

So who's this?

Is there a full speaker list and not just the headliners?

Pam Bondi

http://www.nj.com/politics/index.ssf/2016/07/rnc_2016_07202016_what_time_it_starts_channels_liv.html

some kinda jackal
Feb 25, 2003

 
 
opportune screencap

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mcmagic
Jul 1, 2004

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Crain posted:

So who's this?

Is there a full speaker list and not just the headliners?

Funny story about the time Pam Bondi dropped a fraud investigation against Trump after he gave her a 25k donation.

Arsonist Daria
Feb 27, 2011

Requiescat in pace.
This is the woman who Anderson Cooper called out for being a bigot after the Pulse shooting isn't it?

Crain
Jun 27, 2007

I had a beer once with Stephen Miller and now I like him.

I also tried to ban someone from a Discord for pointing out what an unrelenting shithead I am! I'm even dumb enough to think it worked!

Martytoof posted:

opportune screencap



complete empty quote.

Also more terrible chanting.

Munkeymon
Aug 14, 2003

Motherfucker's got an
armor-piercing crowbar! Rigoddamndicu𝜆ous.



Martytoof posted:

opportune screencap



nice!

Lumberjack Bonanza posted:

This is the woman who Anderson Cooper called out for being a bigot after the Pulse shooting isn't it?

yeah

Also speaks in disconnected platitudes. Very confusing

Crain
Jun 27, 2007

I had a beer once with Stephen Miller and now I like him.

I also tried to ban someone from a Discord for pointing out what an unrelenting shithead I am! I'm even dumb enough to think it worked!
Blood for the BLOOD GOD :unsmigghh:

Samurai Sanders
Nov 4, 2003

Pillbug

Crain posted:

complete empty quote.

Also more terrible chanting.
Does the DNC usually feature chanting too and I forgot?

Munkeymon
Aug 14, 2003

Motherfucker's got an
armor-piercing crowbar! Rigoddamndicu𝜆ous.



Good emotion, though. I do believe she might cry shortly

Distorted Kiwi
Jun 11, 2014

"C'mon! Let's tune our weapons!"

Martytoof posted:

opportune screencap



"You must be THIS racist to speak at the RNC"

Crain
Jun 27, 2007

I had a beer once with Stephen Miller and now I like him.

I also tried to ban someone from a Discord for pointing out what an unrelenting shithead I am! I'm even dumb enough to think it worked!

Samurai Sanders posted:

Does the DNC usually feature chanting too and I forgot?

No idea.

Kumo
Jul 31, 2004

I don't enjoy this blonde woman screaming at me in the way I normally do.

Crain
Jun 27, 2007

I had a beer once with Stephen Miller and now I like him.

I also tried to ban someone from a Discord for pointing out what an unrelenting shithead I am! I'm even dumb enough to think it worked!

Martytoof posted:

opportune screencap



"How high is your CORN!?"

some kinda jackal
Feb 25, 2003

 
 

Munkeymon posted:

Good emotion, though. I do believe she might cry shortly

There's only so much garbage you can spew out your talk hole before your brain breaks down in tears.

Crain
Jun 27, 2007

I had a beer once with Stephen Miller and now I like him.

I also tried to ban someone from a Discord for pointing out what an unrelenting shithead I am! I'm even dumb enough to think it worked!
So the vitamin Pyramid Scheme lady is next.

resurgam40
Jul 22, 2007

Battler, the literal stupidest man on earth. Why are you even here, Battler, why did you come back to this place so you could fuck literally everything up?
Looks like nthey got the video working. And it's of going to the moon, and LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL of you think that's going to be a priority of trump....

Munkeymon
Aug 14, 2003

Motherfucker's got an
armor-piercing crowbar! Rigoddamndicu𝜆ous.



Oh gently caress these assholes. Armstrong wouldn't be caught dead in this farce.

Arsonist Daria
Feb 27, 2011

Requiescat in pace.
What the gently caress is the point of this?

size1one
Jun 24, 2008

I don't want a nation just for me, I want a nation for everyone

resurgam40 posted:

Looks like nthey got the video working. And it's of going to the moon, and LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL of you think that's going to be a priority of trump....

What in the actual gently caress. They have gutted science funding, including NASA.

Josef bugman
Nov 17, 2011

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Crain posted:

Blood for the BLOOD GOD :unsmigghh:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9-gSJW3sHXE

Josh Lyman
May 24, 2009


Isn't buzz aldrin a republican?

De Nomolos
Jan 17, 2007

TV rots your brain like it's crack cocaine
He said Cou-RAGE

Casimir Radon
Aug 2, 2008


He's not as fat as he used to be, and doesn't have his vest full of harmonicas. Still looks like a pedophile though.

MattO
Oct 10, 2003

Looks like she wanted to wear her space helmet but they made her take it off right before walking out.

Crain
Jun 27, 2007

I had a beer once with Stephen Miller and now I like him.

I also tried to ban someone from a Discord for pointing out what an unrelenting shithead I am! I'm even dumb enough to think it worked!
Oops.

Wrong order. Astronaught first, then Pyramid Scheme.

Munkeymon
Aug 14, 2003

Motherfucker's got an
armor-piercing crowbar! Rigoddamndicu𝜆ous.



We landed on the moon to show the Soviets we had bigger rockets lady

size1one
Jun 24, 2008

I don't want a nation just for me, I want a nation for everyone
I think they've forgotten who issued the moonshot and who defunded NASA

some kinda jackal
Feb 25, 2003

 
 
I agree entirely that NASA should do all that stuff too except who's gonna approve funding? Hmmmm

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Crain
Jun 27, 2007

I had a beer once with Stephen Miller and now I like him.

I also tried to ban someone from a Discord for pointing out what an unrelenting shithead I am! I'm even dumb enough to think it worked!
YOU SHITSTAINS KEPT SLASHING NASA'S BUDGET YOU loving SCIENCE ILLITERATE FUCKS




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