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Munkeymon
Aug 14, 2003

Motherfucker's got an
armor-piercing crowbar! Rigoddamndicu𝜆ous.



Oh I'm sorry is the Muskman not privatizing space travel fast enough for the Republican party?!

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Coheed and Camembert
Feb 11, 2012
Did you say space program? :newt:

mcmagic
Jul 1, 2004

If you see this avatar while scrolling the succ zone, you have been visited by the mcmagic of shitty lib takes! Good luck and prosperity will come to you, but only if you reply "shut the fuck up mcmagic" to this post!
She didn't say the word "Trump."

Quandary
Jan 29, 2008
Didn't the Republican party slice NASA funding?

some kinda jackal
Feb 25, 2003

 
 
And now she's appearing in a circus! Congrats lady! You achieved your dream!

Munkeymon
Aug 14, 2003

Motherfucker's got an
armor-piercing crowbar! Rigoddamndicu𝜆ous.



Oh hey now she's in a circus! e: ^^^ lol

Filthy Hans
Jun 27, 2008

by Fluffdaddy

(and can't post for 10 years!)

reminder that van Etten is a literal snake-oil salesman who had to reorganize her business in order to avoid prosecution for running a ponzi scheme

Proud Christian Mom
Dec 20, 2006
READING COMPREHENSION IS HARD

Quandary posted:

Didn't the Republican party slice NASA funding?

Post moon landings neither side has been particularly kind to NASA.

Munkeymon
Aug 14, 2003

Motherfucker's got an
armor-piercing crowbar! Rigoddamndicu𝜆ous.



Quandary posted:

Didn't the Republican party slice NASA funding?

Nah, couldn't have been

Crain
Jun 27, 2007

I had a beer once with Stephen Miller and now I like him.

I also tried to ban someone from a Discord for pointing out what an unrelenting shithead I am! I'm even dumb enough to think it worked!
This lady leads a pyramid scheme.

Keep that in mind.

some kinda jackal
Feb 25, 2003

 
 
This is a charming story except who loving cares about your circus, lady

MODS CURE JOKES
Nov 11, 2009

OFFICIAL SAS 90s REMEMBERER
Is this woman drunk, or just totally unprepared to speak?

Munkeymon
Aug 14, 2003

Motherfucker's got an
armor-piercing crowbar! Rigoddamndicu𝜆ous.



Why is she staring down the podium like that? What did it do to her?

some kinda jackal
Feb 25, 2003

 
 

MODS CURE JOKES posted:

Is this woman drunk, or just totally unprepared to speak?

yes

Tommah
Mar 29, 2003

fail forward, level up

Kumo
Jul 31, 2004

It's all just meaningless platitudes.

Crain
Jun 27, 2007

I had a beer once with Stephen Miller and now I like him.

I also tried to ban someone from a Discord for pointing out what an unrelenting shithead I am! I'm even dumb enough to think it worked!
HOLD UP.

She's literally giving her Pyramid Scheme pitch to the convention.

That has to be what this is.

some kinda jackal
Feb 25, 2003

 
 

Munkeymon posted:

Why is she staring down the podium like that? What did it do to her?

She's certainly not reading off the teleprompter! Boo that would be bad! Or so I've been told

Coheed and Camembert
Feb 11, 2012
I think I'm going to start setting a stopwatch to see how long it takes for these speakers to even mention their Presidential nominee at their party convention.

Munkeymon
Aug 14, 2003

Motherfucker's got an
armor-piercing crowbar! Rigoddamndicu𝜆ous.



Oh poo poo she 'retired' her husband to 'homeschool' her kids

some kinda jackal
Feb 25, 2003

 
 
multi-faceted business

Samurai Sanders
Nov 4, 2003

Pillbug
I want to know how many people the GOP asked to speak at this convention who balked compared to the number who accepted.

MattO
Oct 10, 2003

Waiting for her to belch into her closed fist.

Crain
Jun 27, 2007

I had a beer once with Stephen Miller and now I like him.

I also tried to ban someone from a Discord for pointing out what an unrelenting shithead I am! I'm even dumb enough to think it worked!
Random common core call out.

Arsonist Daria
Feb 27, 2011

Requiescat in pace.

Crain posted:

HOLD UP.

She's literally giving her Pyramid Scheme pitch to the convention.

That has to be what this is.

It's so clear she's a con artist it's like this is some improv act

Kumo
Jul 31, 2004

This is tragic.

MODS CURE JOKES
Nov 11, 2009

OFFICIAL SAS 90s REMEMBERER
This is unhinged.

Crain
Jun 27, 2007

I had a beer once with Stephen Miller and now I like him.

I also tried to ban someone from a Discord for pointing out what an unrelenting shithead I am! I'm even dumb enough to think it worked!
Also what is this loving minicape she's got on?

Quandary
Jan 29, 2008
When does ted talk?

MattO
Oct 10, 2003

She can't wait to get back to the green room and some more jello shots.

some kinda jackal
Feb 25, 2003

 
 
someone please turn on her teleprompter

this is just painful

Filthy Hans
Jun 27, 2008

by Fluffdaddy

(and can't post for 10 years!)

I don't think she knows what "denigrate" means

Arsonist Daria
Feb 27, 2011

Requiescat in pace.
a hillarycrat

Distorted Kiwi
Jun 11, 2014

"C'mon! Let's tune our weapons!"
So have they made America First Again yet?

Edmund Sparkler
Jul 4, 2003
For twelve years, you have been asking: Who is John Galt? This is John Galt speaking. I am the man who loves his life. I am the man who does not sacrifice his love or his values. I am the man who has deprived you of victims and thus has destroyed your world, and if you wish to know why you are peris

I can't get enough of how much conservatives hate Common Core.

Broken Cog
Dec 29, 2009

We're all friends here
This lady really doesn't like common core is all I've gotten from this

Munkeymon
Aug 14, 2003

Motherfucker's got an
armor-piercing crowbar! Rigoddamndicu𝜆ous.



EXCESSIVE POLICIES! SO MANY POLICIES! THINK OF THE............ CHILDREN!....?

Edmund Sparkler
Jul 4, 2003
For twelve years, you have been asking: Who is John Galt? This is John Galt speaking. I am the man who loves his life. I am the man who does not sacrifice his love or his values. I am the man who has deprived you of victims and thus has destroyed your world, and if you wish to know why you are peris

She is just rambling.

Crain
Jun 27, 2007

I had a beer once with Stephen Miller and now I like him.

I also tried to ban someone from a Discord for pointing out what an unrelenting shithead I am! I'm even dumb enough to think it worked!
[Windows reboot sound]

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Lprsti99
Apr 7, 2011

Everything's coming up explodey!

Pillbug
Woman needs to take a Public Speaking class.

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