Republican National Convention 2016: Discussion and Debate

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Arsonist Daria: Feb 27, 2011; ^{Requiescat in pace.}

Broken Cog posted:

This lady really doesn't like common core is all I've gotten from this

well she obviously doesn't see the value in public speaking courses

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GSD: May 10, 2014; by Nyc_Tattoo

hillarycrat

# ? Jul 21, 2016 01:51

Inzombiac: Mar 19, 2007; PARTY ALL NIGHT

EAT BRAINS ALL DAY

Pander pander pander

# ? Jul 21, 2016 01:51

Munkeymon: Aug 14, 2003; Motherfucker's got an
armor-piercing crowbar! Rigoddamndicu𝜆ous.

Crain posted:

[Windows reboot sound]

# ? Jul 21, 2016 01:51

some kinda jackal: Feb 25, 2003; �
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I legitimately think that may have been the worst speech I have ever watched.

Ever.

# ? Jul 21, 2016 01:51

MODS CURE JOKES: Nov 11, 2009; OFFICIAL SAS 90s REMEMBERER

Hey look, a real politician!

# ? Jul 21, 2016 01:51

Assepoester: Jul 18, 2004; Can't post for 10 years!; Melman v2

ULTIMATE RINGMASTER

# ? Jul 21, 2016 01:51

some kinda jackal: Feb 25, 2003; �
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I wonder how she expected that speech to go in her head. It probably wasn't like that.

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Coheed and Camembert: Feb 11, 2012

FIRST TIME posted:

She is just rambling.

There's no way she couldn't have been drinking beforehand. And also:

Crain posted:

[Windows reboot sound]

# ? Jul 21, 2016 01:52

Filthy Hans: Jun 27, 2008; by Fluffdaddy
(and can't post for 10 years!)

lol I just realized they gave a literal con artist a speaking gig and not professional shill Ann Coulter

maybe it's because Trump's insecure about her big hands

# ? Jul 21, 2016 01:53

Edmund Sparkler: Jul 4, 2003; For twelve years, you have been asking: Who is John Galt? This is John Galt speaking. I am the man who loves his life. I am the man who does not sacrifice his love or his values. I am the man who has deprived you of victims and thus has destroyed your world, and if you wish to know why you are peris

Keep working "legal" in there, when you mention "immigrants".

# ? Jul 21, 2016 01:53

GOOCHY: Sep 17, 2003; In an interstellar burst I'm back to save the universe!

Did I just watch some woman give a free association poetry version of a MLM pitch?

# ? Jul 21, 2016 01:54

Munkeymon: Aug 14, 2003; Motherfucker's got an
armor-piercing crowbar! Rigoddamndicu𝜆ous.

Dude left jokes about siblings loving off of the list of things from Kentucky :sad:

# ? Jul 21, 2016 01:54

Coheed and Camembert: Feb 11, 2012

To Benghazi!

Wooooooooooo

# ? Jul 21, 2016 01:55

Inzombiac: Mar 19, 2007; PARTY ALL NIGHT

EAT BRAINS ALL DAY

Obama is itching to take away my guns and kill Jesus and tape my mouth shut?

Kinky.

# ? Jul 21, 2016 01:55

Munkeymon: Aug 14, 2003; Motherfucker's got an
armor-piercing crowbar! Rigoddamndicu𝜆ous.

Wasn't fast/furious and the VA stuff Bush leftovers?

# ? Jul 21, 2016 01:55

rscott: Dec 10, 2009

They're booing the guy speaking in spanish, nice

# ? Jul 21, 2016 01:56

some kinda jackal: Feb 25, 2003; �
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So wait, if they're making America First Again, who's first now? Can it be Canada? We haven't been first yet and I think that would be kinda neat.

# ? Jul 21, 2016 01:56

Munkeymon: Aug 14, 2003; Motherfucker's got an
armor-piercing crowbar! Rigoddamndicu𝜆ous.

"OH GOD HE'S GONE FULL MEXICAN!" - everyone in the audience

# ? Jul 21, 2016 01:56

Lprsti99: Apr 7, 2011; Everything's coming up explodey!; Pillbug

AAAAAAAAHHHHHH HE'S SPEAKING SPANISH NOTHING IS REAL

# ? Jul 21, 2016 01:56

MODS CURE JOKES: Nov 11, 2009; OFFICIAL SAS 90s REMEMBERER

SPEAK AMERICAN, DARKIE :911:

# ? Jul 21, 2016 01:56

Broken Cog: Dec 29, 2009; We're all friends here

Martytoof posted:

So wait, if they're making America First Again, who's first now? Can it be Canada? We haven't been first yet and I think that would be kinda neat.

it's me

# ? Jul 21, 2016 01:56

Inzombiac: Mar 19, 2007; PARTY ALL NIGHT

EAT BRAINS ALL DAY

[Is racist in Spanish]

# ? Jul 21, 2016 01:57

resurgam40: Jul 22, 2007; Battler, the literal stupidest man on earth. Why are you even here, Battler, why did you come back to this place so you could fuck literally everything up?

So that is booing, I hear.

Cheered for donald trump though.

# ? Jul 21, 2016 01:57

Edmund Sparkler: Jul 4, 2003; For twelve years, you have been asking: Who is John Galt? This is John Galt speaking. I am the man who loves his life. I am the man who does not sacrifice his love or his values. I am the man who has deprived you of victims and thus has destroyed your world, and if you wish to know why you are peris

gently caress you dude. I am actually loving angry about him speaking in Spanish to pander.

# ? Jul 21, 2016 01:57

Filthy Hans: Jun 27, 2008; by Fluffdaddy
(and can't post for 10 years!)

Munkeymon posted:

Wasn't fast/furious and the VA stuff Bush leftovers?

VA has been poo poo on since WWI, or at least whichever agency back then ignored the shell-shocked

# ? Jul 21, 2016 01:57

MODS CURE JOKES: Nov 11, 2009; OFFICIAL SAS 90s REMEMBERER

I wish Howard Stern was here.

# ? Jul 21, 2016 01:57

MattO: Oct 10, 2003

This version of the song is just called "finger".

# ? Jul 21, 2016 01:57

Munkeymon: Aug 14, 2003; Motherfucker's got an
armor-piercing crowbar! Rigoddamndicu𝜆ous.

Martytoof posted:

So wait, if they're making America First Again, who's first now? Can it be Canada? We haven't been first yet and I think that would be kinda neat.

When we form the North American Union Canada will be first alphabetically :glomp:

E: and realistically probably also to ratify/accept the treaty

# ? Jul 21, 2016 01:57

Crain: Jun 27, 2007; I had a beer once with Stephen Miller and now I like him.

I also tried to ban someone from a Discord for pointing out what an unrelenting shithead I am! I'm even dumb enough to think it worked!

Countdown till we get a transcript of the spanish bit and find out it was either horribly broken or featured a gendered insult?

# ? Jul 21, 2016 01:58

Coheed and Camembert: Feb 11, 2012

resurgam40 posted:

So that is booing, I hear.

Cheered for donald trump though.

Did they really boo him? I thought they all just got really quiet.

MODS CURE JOKES posted:

I wish Howard Stern was here.

And Baba Booey to y'all.

# ? Jul 21, 2016 01:59

tumblr hype man: Jul 29, 2008; nice meltdown; Slippery Tilde

Filthy Hans posted:

VA has been poo poo on since WWI, or at least whichever agency back then ignored the shell-shocked

Yea but then a bunch of loving dudes camped out on the white house lawn. I mean it didn't turn out great for them either but it's a hell of an image.

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Yinlock: Oct 22, 2008

Winkie01 posted:

# ? Jul 21, 2016 02:01

graynull: Dec 2, 2005; Did I misread all the signs?

We are magic. You heard it here first, rest of the world.

# ? Jul 21, 2016 02:02

Crain: Jun 27, 2007; I had a beer once with Stephen Miller and now I like him.

I also tried to ban someone from a Discord for pointing out what an unrelenting shithead I am! I'm even dumb enough to think it worked!

Yinlock posted:

Wow....Wow that looks a lot worse in motion.

# ? Jul 21, 2016 02:02

Munkeymon: Aug 14, 2003; Motherfucker's got an
armor-piercing crowbar! Rigoddamndicu𝜆ous.

Oh, he's a pastor. That's why he's good at this

# ? Jul 21, 2016 02:02

Edmund Sparkler: Jul 4, 2003; For twelve years, you have been asking: Who is John Galt? This is John Galt speaking. I am the man who loves his life. I am the man who does not sacrifice his love or his values. I am the man who has deprived you of victims and thus has destroyed your world, and if you wish to know why you are peris

The idea of American exceptionalism has to seem so weird to a lot of the rest of the world.

# ? Jul 21, 2016 02:03

resurgam40: Jul 22, 2007; Battler, the literal stupidest man on earth. Why are you even here, Battler, why did you come back to this place so you could fuck literally everything up?

Riosan posted:

Did they really boo him? I thought they all just got really quiet.

I definitely heard something going on...

# ? Jul 21, 2016 02:03

Coheed and Camembert: Feb 11, 2012

I've heard time and time again from these speakers that countries hate us now more than ever, but surely the USA's international standing must be at least marginally better than it was in July 2008. It's been years since I've heard jokes about putting Canadian flags on my luggage.

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mcmagic: Jul 1, 2004; If you see this avatar while scrolling the succ zone, you have been visited by the mcmagic of shitty lib takes! Good luck and prosperity will come to you, but only if you reply "shut the fuck up mcmagic" to this post!

This guy is some prosperity gospal huckster right?

# ? Jul 21, 2016 02:04

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