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Pellisworth
Jun 20, 2005
is the lady narrating this on quaaludes

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mcmagic
Jul 1, 2004

If you see this avatar while scrolling the succ zone, you have been visited by the mcmagic of shitty lib takes! Good luck and prosperity will come to you, but only if you reply "shut the fuck up mcmagic" to this post!

vyst posted:

Just stopping in to say our AG Pam Bondi and governor Bat Boy are both COLOSSAL self-serving pieces of bigoted poo poo which means they are perfect for the RNC

Florida is just reprehensible.

Soy Division
Aug 12, 2004

Who the gently caress is this person?

Seraphic Neoman
Jul 19, 2011


Tommah posted:

fail forward, level up

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pcxHiOQUVH4

Arsonist Daria
Feb 27, 2011

Requiescat in pace.
was this read at gunpoint?

Kumo
Jul 31, 2004

Gail Wynand posted:

Who the gently caress is this person?

Lynne Patton, Eric Trump Foundation

Pellisworth
Jun 20, 2005

Gail Wynand posted:

Who the gently caress is this person?

head of Eric Trump foundation

Thaddius the Large
Jul 5, 2006

It's in the five-hole!
This lady talks like I do when I'm impersonating a massively drunk person.

Pellisworth
Jun 20, 2005
uhhh she sounds to be on some sort of opiates, or just appropriately shitfaced

e: donald trump, the neader we need

Kumo
Jul 31, 2004

Is there anything more insincere than "vote for my boss?"

Crain
Jun 27, 2007

I had a beer once with Stephen Miller and now I like him.

I also tried to ban someone from a Discord for pointing out what an unrelenting shithead I am! I'm even dumb enough to think it worked!
Another sloshed speaker.

Great.

Keep going.

CitizenKain
May 27, 2001

That was Gary Cooper, asshole.

Nap Ghost
This is one of the darkest months in recent history?

Malachi Constant
Feb 2, 2006

I was a victim of a series of accidents, as are we all
This is the prostitute lady from Idiocracy, right?

Munkeymon
Aug 14, 2003

Motherfucker's got an
armor-piercing crowbar! Rigoddamndicu𝜆ous.



Yeah, this is one of the darkest months. Sure. Whatever

Distorted Kiwi
Jun 11, 2014

"C'mon! Let's tune our weapons!"
Trump just sent a thank you tweet to a completely unrelated Scott Walker, apparently. Guess the bars are open where HE is...

Pellisworth
Jun 20, 2005
LBGTQGB community

Edit: keep in mind the next speakers will be

Rubio
Cruz
Eric Trump
Newt & Callista
Mike Pence

MODS CURE JOKES
Nov 11, 2009

OFFICIAL SAS 90s REMEMBERER

Lumberjack Bonanza posted:

was this read at gunpoint?

The crying really sold this for me. It sounded like they were a North Korean prisoner being forced to confess their crimes.

CitizenKain
May 27, 2001

That was Gary Cooper, asshole.

Nap Ghost
Aaaaaaaaaaaaaand there she loses the crowd.

Coheed and Camembert
Feb 11, 2012
She's training for Rio in Mental Gymnastics, apparently. How can she attempt to stand with the LGBTQ community when the GOP's veered far to the right just this past month?

NoEyedSquareGuy
Mar 16, 2009

Just because Liquor's dead, doesn't mean you can just roll this bitch all over town with "The Freedoms."
All lives matter. Donald Trump has the courage to have one of his employees say that he thinks this.

Kumo
Jul 31, 2004

Crescendo

CRESCENDO!!!!!

CRESCENDO!!!!!

Soy Division
Aug 12, 2004

Trump must not pay well because it looks like she couldn't afford proper alterations on that jacket

Crain
Jun 27, 2007

I had a beer once with Stephen Miller and now I like him.

I also tried to ban someone from a Discord for pointing out what an unrelenting shithead I am! I'm even dumb enough to think it worked!

Riosan posted:

She's training for Rio in Mental Gymnastics, apparently. How can she attempt to stand with the LGBTQ community when the GOP's veered far to the right just this past month?

Kumo
Jul 31, 2004

Gail Wynand posted:

Trump must not pay well because it looks like she couldn't afford proper alterations on that jacket

Those are wine stains.

CitizenKain
May 27, 2001

That was Gary Cooper, asshole.

Nap Ghost
Also he pays me. That's cool.

Pellisworth
Jun 20, 2005
she is fuuuuuucked up

mcmagic
Jul 1, 2004

If you see this avatar while scrolling the succ zone, you have been visited by the mcmagic of shitty lib takes! Good luck and prosperity will come to you, but only if you reply "shut the fuck up mcmagic" to this post!
There's Liddle Marco!

Pellisworth
Jun 20, 2005
wait is Rubio not giving a live talk? I mean that makes sense given him and Trump relations but lol

CitizenKain
May 27, 2001

That was Gary Cooper, asshole.

Nap Ghost
Ultra-Liberal

Hillary Clinton

Arsonist Daria
Feb 27, 2011

Requiescat in pace.
I'd have to drink like mad if I had to spout that bullshit too

Pellisworth
Jun 20, 2005
is Cruz giving a live speech?

Bushiz
Sep 21, 2004

The #1 Threat to Ba Sing Se

Grimey Drawer
Marco Rubio looks high as poo poo.

Thaddius the Large
Jul 5, 2006

It's in the five-hole!
Super excited for Cruz!

NoEyedSquareGuy
Mar 16, 2009

Just because Liquor's dead, doesn't mean you can just roll this bitch all over town with "The Freedoms."
Oh gently caress it's happening. I hope he endorses Clinton.

Filthy Hans
Jun 27, 2008

by Fluffdaddy

(and can't post for 10 years!)

alright, it's primetime now, don't let me down Zodiac Killer

resurgam40
Jul 22, 2007

Battler, the literal stupidest man on earth. Why are you even here, Battler, why did you come back to this place so you could fuck literally everything up?
The Slime man from Canukistan himself!

Pellisworth
Jun 20, 2005

Filthy Hans posted:

alright, it's primetime now, don't let me down Zodiac Killer

did you see the folded paper notes he pulled out? because of course he'd do that in addition to telemprompters

SoSimpleABeginning
Mar 6, 2010

From so simple a beginning endless forms most beautiful and most wonderful have been, and are being, evolved.
The Great Twist
Pandering to the basketball ring fans.

Kumo
Jul 31, 2004

He has the gall to talk about basketball?

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Soy Division
Aug 12, 2004

Cruz isn't going to endorse trump lol

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