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memy
Oct 15, 2011

by exmarx

Problematic Pigeon posted:

Cruz will still try and primary Trump in 2020 if Trump wins.

Will trump pull an lbj in that case? Or will he have too much pride

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paranoid randroid
Mar 4, 2007
"the dignity of work"

more creepy phrasing

the bitcoin of weed
Nov 1, 2014

had ted cruz said trump's name yet

UV_Catastrophe
Dec 29, 2008

Of all the words of mice and men, the saddest are,

"It might have been."
Pillbug
the word freedom is so overused by hacks like cruz that it doesn't have any meaning anymore

crazy cloud
Nov 7, 2012

by Cyrano4747
Lipstick Apathy

paranoid randroid posted:

why are people afraid of ted cruz

hes an unpalatable lunatic who isnt half as smart as he thinks he is

Being a hosed up retarded idiot does not disqualify one for the GOP nomination

See 1980, 2000, 2016

disjoe
Feb 18, 2011


Is Donald Trump gonna go and get our internet back

Needs More Ditka
Dec 3, 2005

We are ruthless and ask no quarter from you. When our turn comes we shall not disguise our terrorism.
i really want to vote for this Freedom guy, they did nominate Mr. Freedom right?

Leviathan
Oct 8, 2001

I hear the jury's
still out.. on science.
Fun Shoe

i thought the zodiac poo poo was funny until i saw this gif omfg

Alec Bald Snatch
Sep 12, 2012

by exmarx
cruz really brought his k-mart knockoff obama rhetoric a game tonight

CherryCola
Apr 15, 2002

'ahtaj alshifa

http://fusion.net/story/327693/trump-rnc-no-racism-no-hate-sign/

passionate dongs
May 23, 2001

Snitchin' is Bitchin'
slime man has been really saving up the slime

Dr_0ctag0n
Apr 25, 2015


The whole human race
sentenced
to
burn

Mirthless posted:

save the farming and manufacturing jobs guys

we can save them

:suicide:

with our FREEDOM

brocretin
Nov 15, 2012

yo yo yo i loves virgins

"Freedom is free of the need to be free."

- Ted Cruz, 2016

Salt Fish
Sep 11, 2003

Cybernetic Crumb


Great, now I hate guns.

the bitcoin of weed
Nov 1, 2014

UV_Catastrophe posted:

the word freedom is so overused by hacks like cruz that it doesn't have any meaning anymore

"freedom put a man on the moon"

PyPy
Sep 13, 2004

by vyelkin
I can hear the fact checkers sweaty-typing away

Problematic Pigeon
Feb 28, 2011

Karl Sharks posted:

trump would probably be impeached before 2020

Then Cruz would primary Pence, he don't give a poo poo.

BGrifter
Mar 16, 2007

Winner of Something Awful PS5 thread's Posting Excellence Award June 2022

Congratulations!


FREEDOM!

FuriousxGeorge
Aug 8, 2007

We've been the best team all year.

They're just finding out.
https://twitter.com/tedcruz/status/714976221319270400

paranoid randroid
Mar 4, 2007
ok im out this creepy sleaze has killed my loving vibe

Hexyflexy
Sep 2, 2011

asymptotically approaching one

Beef-Stew posted:

Hey how do I vote for Freedom? What party is he running for?

Buy a gun, aim it at your head. Do what feels right.

Karl Sharks
Feb 20, 2008

The Immortal Science of Sharksism-Fininism

Leviathan posted:

i thought the zodiac poo poo was funny until i saw this gif omfg

he cooked bacon by firing a gun

Swedgin
Aug 22, 2006

by exmarx
:siren: :siren: :siren:

https://twitter.com/mateagold/status/755942614075965440

a.lo
Sep 12, 2009

Salt Fish posted:

Great, now I hate guns.

Good. Hello. What's your number?

SirPablo
May 1, 2004

Pillbug
Trump polling zero percent with AA.

WhiskeyJuvenile
Feb 15, 2002

by Nyc_Tattoo
https://twitter.com/HeerJeet/status/755942932100898816

LGD
Sep 25, 2004

Boosted_C5 posted:

Vote for Trump or you people are gonna be sorry come 2020.

If Trump loses this guy is going to beat the most unliked and untrusted POTUS in modern history, Hillary Clinton, just by virtue of being on the ballot. Nixon was weirder and more sinister than this guy.

pretend you don't know anything about their respective histories and do a GIS for Lyin' Ted's full name and Richard Nixon

Nixon looks like a serious politician

Cruz looks like a smug dickbag who deserves a punch in the face

memy
Oct 15, 2011

by exmarx

Fullhouse posted:

had ted cruz said trump's name yet

He congratulated him on winning the nomination

iospace
Jan 19, 2038


So without a shred of irony, he's saying the republicans of today were the same as Ike's.

HyperPuma
Jun 24, 2007

b-b-b-b-b-b-b-but trump is president
harping on party of lincoln minutes after talking about states rights

Inspector Hound
Jul 14, 2003

They really lean on people not understanding the southern strategy don't they

mannerup
Jan 11, 2004

♬ I Know You're Dying Trying To Figure Me Out♬

♬My Name's On The Tip Of Your Tongue Keep Running Your Mouth♬

♬You Want The Recipe But Can't Handle My Sound My Sound My Sound♬

♬No Matter What You Do Im Gonna Get It Without Ya♬

♬ I Know You Ain't Used To A Female Alpha♬

just in time

the bitcoin of weed
Nov 1, 2014

"hey remember when the republican party wasn't actually racist, like 100 years ago? ahhhhhhhhhh neither does THE MEDIA!!!!!!!"

Mirthless
Mar 27, 2011

by the sex ghost
did ted cruz just give the Republicans credit for the civil rights act?

:eyepop:

Vertical Lime
Dec 11, 2004

https://twitter.com/chrislhayes/status/755942635878088705?ref_src=twsrc%5Egoogle%7Ctwcamp%5Eserp%7Ctwgr%5Etweet

CherryCola
Apr 15, 2002

'ahtaj alshifa
So first of all, the modern GOP doesn't get to claim Abraham Lincoln.

Also, anyone notice that he still hasn't endorsed trump?

Hexyflexy
Sep 2, 2011

asymptotically approaching one
Why is he still talking.

Marlows
Nov 4, 2009
Why did Cruz's history of the GOP and race stop with Civil Rights Act?

Leviathan
Oct 8, 2001

I hear the jury's
still out.. on science.
Fun Shoe


she has the right to the work, go be ageist in your safe space, lieberal

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blue squares
Sep 28, 2007

He still does that little chuckle smile thing after every drat line

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