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Boosted_C5
Feb 16, 2008
Probation
Can't post for 5 years!
Grimey Drawer
BOOOOOO SLIME MAN


BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

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That DICK!
Sep 28, 2010

trump lmao

FourLeaf
Dec 2, 2011
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA


BOOING


MASTER TROLL TED

Despera
Jun 6, 2011
Nice troll Ted. Nice Troll

Arms_Akimbo
Sep 29, 2006

It's so damn...literal.
He's not gonna say the words. This could get ugly.

radical meme
Apr 17, 2009

by Fluffdaddy
He needs to shut up and get off the stage.

Colonel Corazon
Feb 12, 2011

A faction armed to the teeth hardly seems friendly to me.

Booooooooo

SirPablo
May 1, 2004

Pillbug
Lol !!!!

Plinkey
Aug 4, 2004

by Fluffdaddy
OWN'D

Assepoester
Jul 18, 2004
Probation
Can't post for 10 years!
Melman v2
Cruz 2016

Lastgirl
Sep 7, 1997


Good Morning!
Sunday Morning!

logikv9 posted:

ted might not make it out alive!!!

i sincerely hope so

god he is so repulsive

logikv9
Mar 5, 2009


Ham Wrangler
ted is such a fucker

the bitcoin of weed
Nov 1, 2014

SAY HIS NAME

ass cobra
May 28, 2004

by Azathoth
Spine Man

babypolis
Nov 4, 2009

what the hell is going on

TyrantWD
Nov 6, 2010
Ignore my doomerism, I don't think better things are possible
The RNC made me root for the Zodiac Killer...

BrutalistMcDonalds
Oct 4, 2012


Lipstick Apathy
He did it!

He loving did it!

And he did it by not doing it!

TASTE THE PAIN!!
May 18, 2004

That was glorious

Distant Chicken
Aug 15, 2007
holy gently caress

disjoe
Feb 18, 2011


Sad waving. Sad!

Youth Decay
Aug 18, 2015

yessssssssssssssssss

the talent deficit
Dec 20, 2003

self-deprecation is a very british trait, and problems can arise when the british attempt to do so with a foreign culture






wait so this means he didn't forgive the loans, right? it's supposed to be 50 million, not 2 mil?

PotatoManJack
Nov 9, 2009
He did it - no Trump endorsement.

What a steaming pile of poo poo - and the booing was beautiful!

Scrub-Niggurath
Nov 27, 2007

BOOOOOO

Needs More Ditka
Dec 3, 2005

We are ruthless and ask no quarter from you. When our turn comes we shall not disguise our terrorism.
holy loly i cannot stop laughing this is incredible

FreakerByTheSpeaker
Dec 3, 2006

You got your good things
And I've got mine
Jesus. Cruz was the one who almost stood up.

Hexyflexy
Sep 2, 2011

asymptotically approaching one
That was amazing, the crowd are all Trump attack dogs.

ReidRansom
Oct 25, 2004


AHAHAHA That was amazing

crazy cloud
Nov 7, 2012

by Cyrano4747
Lipstick Apathy

Tatum Girlparts posted:

lol if you ever expected Ted to not be scum

Endorsing Trump would be scummy too. I appreciate that Lyin Ted is brilliant enough in the art of slime that we may be continually surprised by novel slimery.

resurgam40
Jul 22, 2007

Battler, the literal stupidest man on earth. Why are you even here, Battler, why did you come back to this place so you could fuck literally everything up?
Ohh, poo poo, he didn't say it, wow. This is magical

Wet Biscuit McGlee
Jul 13, 2006

girls hate me
lmao he didn't say trumps name

Chemtrailologist
Jul 8, 2007
The best speech so far ends in a booing. lol

WhiskeyJuvenile
Feb 15, 2002

by Nyc_Tattoo
good choice putting this at primetime, manafart

WhiskeyJuvenile
Feb 15, 2002

by Nyc_Tattoo
good choice putting this at primetime, manafart

Democrazy
Oct 16, 2008

If you're not willing to lick the boot, then really why are you in politics lol? Everything is a cycle of just getting stomped on so why do you want to lose to it over and over, just submit like me, I'm very intelligent.
Cruz took conventional GOP talking points and expanded them to universal values. He co-opted Trump policies while attempting outreach to people outside the traditional base. This is easily the best speech of the convention, even if the people inside there don't like all of it, and is a pretty good start for 2020.

Grey Fox
Jan 5, 2004

Shown up LIKE A DOG

i say swears online
Mar 4, 2005

YESSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS

Al!
Apr 2, 2010

:coolspot::coolspot::coolspot::coolspot::coolspot:
they're rejecting him like a bad graft

MysteriousStranger
Mar 3, 2016
My "vacation" is a euphemism for war tourism in Ukraine for some "bloody work" to escape my boring techie job and family.

Ask me about my warcrimes.
This is the most amazing election I have ever.

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SirJohnnyMcDonald
Oct 24, 2010

by exmarx
has ted cruz finally met his end?

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