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The FUGS, the Burger King Sword, Izalith Staff, Izalith Tome, that's about it. Oh and there's an Estus Shard and Undead Bone Ash too.
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Action Tortoise posted:maybe so, but he needs a snickers or something That is also true.
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Jul 21, 2016 03:11
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Deceitful Penguin posted:hmmm, let's see what was the full title of that game again You seem upset.
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Jul 21, 2016 03:15
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HaB posted:You seem upset. This is what video games do to people which is why we need to get rid of video games
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Jul 21, 2016 03:16
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HaB posted:You seem upset. Actually, he's right.
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Jul 21, 2016 03:26
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oldpainless posted:This is what video games do to people which is why we need to get rid of video games
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Jul 21, 2016 03:33
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oldpainless posted:This is what video games do to people which is why we need to get rid of video games oldpainless more like oldgameless more like you should game less because you are old E: also you have no game
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Jul 21, 2016 03:35
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MysticalMachineGun posted:Smouldering Lake drags down Dark Souls 3 - it's an optional area but it's one that's fairly easy to reach if you take a turn at essentially a two pronged fork in the game. The boss is actually right behind the worm. The whole lava minecraft castle full of goat assholes is just to give you a path to turn off the ballista.  Smouldering lake is bad.
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It seems like gamers spent a long time desperate for video games to be taken seriously and then when people actually start analyzing them critically the way they do books and film, half the time they just go "oh, you caremad?" I didn't bother reading Deceitful Penguin's post, though.
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Jul 21, 2016 03:36
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Guy Mann posted:Actually, he's right. CJacobs posted:Deceitful Penguin is not wrong. Whether he's right or not has nothing to do with why that post is so embarrassing.
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Jul 21, 2016 03:46
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I'm sure there's a mod, or a tweak in the game files to fix it, but in Mount and Blade: Warband, when you start your own kingdom, it is impossible to keep your lords happy. Every time you give a lord land, you get a +10 to your relationship with them; but every other lord gets a -2 to -4 loss. It basically limits you to 6 lords max, and that amount can't adequately defend a growing kingdom. I guess you can make the lords loyal to you before taking them on as your vassals, negating the relationship loss, but that would take a huge amount of time (plus I didn't know that). I read that you can make them less unhappy by asking everyone who they think deserves the new land, and picking the most popular - but mine always just support themselves. Once they hate you, even helping them doesn't help. If I save a lord in trouble he blames me for trying to steal his glory. I love the game so much, but this is killing me. My lords won't do anything I ask, and if I get into a fight in front of them they wont help. I even tried to throw a feast to boost relations, but nobody came 
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Jul 21, 2016 03:47
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Nuebot posted:The boss is actually right behind the worm. The whole lava minecraft castle full of goat assholes is just to give you a path to turn off the ballista. Oh, I know where the boss is, I was just going down this other path so I can say I explored it thoroughly.
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Jul 21, 2016 04:25
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oldpainless posted:This is what video games do to people which is why we need to get rid of video games
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Jul 21, 2016 04:28
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Somfin posted:oldpainless more like oldgameless How has this become my life?
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Jul 21, 2016 04:30
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"Gamer, lay down your games!" "Normie!" *points with master sword* "Come and take them!"
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Captain Lavender posted:Once they hate you, even helping them doesn't help. If I save a lord in trouble he blames me for trying to steal his glory. Reminds me of Sid Meier's Pirates!, where I was once chewed out by a Spanish governor for attacking a Spanish ship. The fact that the ship was holding his daughter, who had been kidnapped by one of the governor's own men turned traitor, and that I had boarded it to rescue her apparently didn't count as an extenuating circumstance.
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Jul 21, 2016 05:09
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The Spanish were huge shitters in Pirates! anyway.
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It's been forever since I've played it, but I feel like Pirates and Mount and Blade scratch a similar itch. Fighting progressively bigger enemies in the field, working on your relationships and budgets in the towns. See also: the flash game Fishy
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RyokoTK posted:The Spanish were huge shitters in Pirates! anyway. God yes. I would always pick anyone but the Spanish. Rich bastards with their decent ships and well-defended towns 
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Jul 21, 2016 05:26
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I actually like video games
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Deceitful Penguin posted:hmmm, let's see what was the full title of that game again
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oldpainless posted:How has this become my life? Probably because, although you are a good person on the inside, your aggressive online persona prevents people from getting to know you.
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Captain Lavender posted:It's been forever since I've played it, but I feel like Pirates and Mount and Blade scratch a similar itch. Fighting progressively bigger enemies in the field, working on your relationships and budgets in the towns. Can you become a quadruple-duke and marry four beautiful governor's daughters at the same time in Mount & Blade? Because that's what I did in Pirates.
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Tiggum posted:Can you become a quadruple-duke and marry four beautiful governor's daughters at the same time in Mount & Blade? Because that's what I did in Pirates. There is probably a mod for that. The thing dragging the new Hitman down (aside from... well, most of it) is the online connectivity requirement. gently caress that bullshit. You can meticulously work your way through a mission, with multiple backup saves in case you've gone wrong somewhere, then - wait, no, gently caress you, game paused on a menu screen, your internet (or the servers) dropped for an eighth of a second, do you want to retry connecting or go back to the menu? Uh, no I just want to go back to playing my game, thanks. That's not an option? Well, fine, retry. Oh, the reconnection ability of the game is spotty at best, so you can be stuck on the "Reconnecting" screen forever while you can see your internet is working fine elsewhere. Ok, gently caress it, I'll go back to the menu and play offline. Sure, but all your online saves are unavailable, so you must start the mission over. I get that the solution is to never play online, but that's the default setting (and I don't think there is an "start offline" option) and it's a real kick in the nads if you forget to tell it to not connect, get halfway through a mission then get hosed over for it. It really makes me not want to continue playing.
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RenegadeStyle1 posted:I actually like video games You are still a good person.
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Captain Forever Remix is a really good game, but the fact that if an enemy accidentally suicides all of its ship parts disappear really chafes.
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WeaponGradeSadness posted:Reminds me of Sid Meier's Pirates!, where I was once chewed out by a Spanish governor for attacking a Spanish ship. The fact that the ship was holding his daughter, who had been kidnapped by one of the governor's own men turned traitor, and that I had boarded it to rescue her apparently didn't count as an extenuating circumstance. Given the mentality of the European powers at the time this actually sounds kind of accurate.
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MysticalMachineGun posted:Oolacile looking motherfuckers who have a "jump on your head" unblockable attack that was taking my level 55 guy down in two hits. Those guys are the biggest assholes in DS3. That jumps comes out so quick I could spam straight sword R1 and they'd still get it off between hits and Mario me to death. I had more trouble with them than any boss in the game barring two late game optional ones Nameless King and Gundy's Revenge. Everything about Smouldering Lake is a chore, the tunnels being a minor reskin of the immediate previous area didn't help it either. It's like they had a week to make it, spend most of it drinking and partying, and threw it together on Friday in a hungover stupor and shipped it as it was.
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Deceitful Penguin posted:Like, this is not some super complex, it is literally loving asking you to be critical about the medium you are enjoying, which vast swathes of the people enjoying it have never, ever done and videogames especially avoid like the loving plague because they are shallow, insipid garbage by and large Dude you clearly play a lot of videogames, why do gamers hate themselves so much so often? Just chill and enjoy your hobby 
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Deceitful Penguin posted:hmmm, let's see what was the full title of that game again ohhhhh now I understand
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Captain Lavender posted:I'm sure there's a mod, or a tweak in the game files to fix it, but in Mount and Blade: Warband, when you start your own kingdom, it is impossible to keep your lords happy. Here's the thing, the same modifiers apply to the AI kingdoms, so about after a year in-game you will start seeing regular indictments and defections of certain lords due to low vassal relations. Those indictments themselves lower relations with the remaining lords, who also get pushed into dissatisfaction and end up defecting or getting indicted. It starts off a ridiculous chain reaction where you can end up with several lords swapping kingdoms every single day. The base game is basically broken because of this. It also seems like something that could be easily mitigated by tweaking some of the values, and in fact it's simple to do this with certain mods, so the fact that it still hasn't been fixed is baffling. It honestly makes me wary of getting Bannerlord. My suggestion is to use TweakMB to change the values around to something that seems reasonable to you.
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MysticalMachineGun posted:Smouldering Lake drags down Dark Souls 3 - it's an optional area but it's one that's fairly easy to reach if you take a turn at essentially a two pronged fork in the game. If you run past the giant lightning worm towards the fog gate there is a little beach that you can hang out on where the worm can't physically reach you. You just have to dodge it's lightning breath and the giant Aveline Ballista will take it out in 3 or 4 shots. I agree that starting this generation the Souls games have leaned too heavily on the " You can't stand still in this area because you will be blown the gently caress up" levels. Bloodborn had the gatling gun guy, the Amygdala lasers and the frenzy castle. Dark Souls 3 had Smouldering Lake, the giant archer in the Undead Settlement and a few others. It's a pretty lazy way to cover up an underwhelming area. Most of the areas you can neutralize the threat ( You can turn off the balista in Smouldering Lake fyi) but by the time you do get them to stop you've most likely explored everything and gotten all the items you would want.
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HaB posted:You seem upset. Maybe when you manage to write a post where every single point isn't poo poo, you can try it out for size ArtIsResistance posted:Dude you clearly play a lot of videogames, why do gamers hate themselves so much so often? Just chill and enjoy your hobby oldpainless posted:This is what video games do to people which is why we need to get rid of video games A thing dragging Yakuza 5 down; the interface stuff is still stuck in the PS2 era, with it having to save every time you change your options, repeated, slow prompts to pick things up and an inventory system that hasn't changed in more than a decade.
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I'm more interested in what posters have to say when they aren't responding to every post on the page. Pick one person to respond to, no need to repeat yourself with different adjectives just so you can feel like you covered all your bases. And for the love of god, don't humor trolls. Content: I wish Furi had a more comprehensive tutorial process. Very weird to explain a slew of mechanics during the tutorial level and then have a "How To Play" section that covers a completely different set of moves.
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CJacobs posted:Deceitful Penguin is not wrong. If you're a huge raging rear end in a top hat like he was, nobody cares if you're right, they just want you to shut up.
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I do not blame him for being passionate about a topic that ends with people arguing in circles 100% of the time it comes up on the internet.
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Woolie Wool posted:If you're a huge raging rear end in a top hat like he was, nobody cares if you're right, they just want you to shut up. on the other hand do you really want to spend your life constructively arguing with people that take 20 hours to finish a 6 hour game that fine boilerplate deconstruction/subversions 'silly' Is your time really worth that little? Also I'm always vaguely sad that nothing will ever top the redtext with laughin Hassan Nasrallah with the Israeli Eurovision song. Though this one has the advantage of simply being my own words, instead of being the reflections of a pathetic transhumanist, so moving on up vvv I mean, I can vaguely cop to that being a really dickish thing to say that I probs wouldn't do now, but I can just think of so many things to get for 10 bux that aren't trying to own random internet strangers Deceitful Penguin has a new favorite as of 22:35 on Jul 21, 2016 |
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Holy poo poo someone was real mad about Deceitful Penguin's Dark Souls post.
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