Cucumber Quest

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Space Cadet Omoly: Jan 15, 2014; ~Groovy~

Wait, I thought of something better: Punk princess isn't going to beat Quakemaster up she's going to start a band with them. The day is saved through the power of friendship and music and everyone gets to go to a fun concert :3:

# ? Jul 5, 2016 21:46

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# ? May 14, 2024 20:05

Jetamo: Nov 8, 2012; alright. alright, mate.

Punk princess challenges Quakemaster to a Quake 3 Arena 1-on-1 match.

# ? Jul 5, 2016 23:22

Clam Chowdown: May 8, 2006; That's an unacceptable answer, Donny!

Sorry Nautilus you're just not pulling your weight so we're trading you in for a new princess.

# ? Jul 6, 2016 03:01

ConanThe3rd: Mar 27, 2009

I thought Cu was the only one who hasn't had even an assisted kill to his name?

# ? Jul 6, 2016 11:14

Paul.Power: Feb 7, 2009; The three roles of APCs:
Transports.
Supply trucks.
Distractions.

ConanThe3rd posted:

I thought Cu was the only one who hasn't had even an assisted kill to his name?

What was that plughole, chopped liver?

# ? Jul 6, 2016 12:10

Fecha: Nov 4, 2006; Did I... did I miss anything important?

Jetamo posted:

Punk princess challenges Quakemaster to a Quake 3 Arena 1-on-1 match.

Quakemaster turns out to be Fatal1ty

# ? Jul 6, 2016 13:15

A.o.D.: Jan 15, 2006

Fecha posted:

Quakemaster turns out to be Thresh

RIP cucumberquest

# ? Jul 6, 2016 13:53

ConanThe3rd: Mar 27, 2009

Paul.Power posted:

What was that plughole, chopped liver?

Another timeline altogether. We're not on Fighting Mongoose ... whatever the planet is called.

# ? Jul 6, 2016 19:02

Otherkinsey Scale: Jul 17, 2012; Just a little bit of sunshine!

ConanThe3rd posted:

I thought Cu was the only one who hasn't had even an assisted kill to his name?

Well, he's taken down some mooks--he blasted Rosemaster's minions with Noisemaster's power, and extinguished those candles in Count Legato's castle with Splashmaster's. Although I don't think anyone actually died.

# ? Jul 6, 2016 22:36

Paul.Power: Feb 7, 2009; The three roles of APCs:
Transports.
Supply trucks.
Distractions.

ConanThe3rd posted:

Another timeline altogether. We're not on Fighting Mongoose ... whatever the planet is called.

I meant more the one that drained Splashmaster's cavern. Good luck taking him out without that.

# ? Jul 6, 2016 22:47

life_source: May 11, 2008; i got tired of looking at your edgy baby avatar that a 14-year old would be proud of

Something's up.

Everything about this chapter seems off. It feels like there is stuff going on that we as viewers don't know about.

Why would a a big frozen skull be Quakemaster? Why would The Stone Seal be Nightmare themed rather than... anything else themed?

Quakemaster is fake, Forsaken Master is something else entirely.

# ? Jul 12, 2016 02:15

Otherkinsey Scale: Jul 17, 2012; Just a little bit of sunshine!

I dunno if Quakemaster is fake, but they're definitely some kind of irrelevant, perhaps inactive completely.

In the chapters so far, there's always been an introductory disruption to the status quo related to a master--Splashmaster terrorizing the seas, Noisemaster kidnapping the princess and setting up the gun, and, essentially, Flower Kingdom not having royalty.

However, the unusual element in this kingdom--the one the heroes and villains both commented on--is how much colder it is than they expected. And then something started whispering and murmuring about it. Which seems unlikely to be quake-related, and for that matter, no one's mentioned anything about Quakemaster beyond Ametrine wanting to go fight it.

(The Stone Seal being Nightmare themed is one of the few things that makes sense, though--NK created it, after all.)

# ? Jul 12, 2016 02:46

theshim: May 1, 2012; You think you can defeat ME, Ephraimcopter?!?

You couldn't even beat Assassincopter!!!

Almond: still the best.

# ? Jul 12, 2016 03:03

Fangz: Jul 5, 2007; Oh I see! This must be the Bad Opinion Zone!

I kinda feel like quakemaster is probably already dead, or a lot less evil than people seem to be assuming.

And yeah, I think the forsaken is already loose.

# ? Jul 12, 2016 03:06

Space Cadet Omoly: Jan 15, 2014; ~Groovy~

Fangz posted:

I kinda feel like quakemaster is probably already dead, or a lot less evil than people seem to be assuming.

And yeah, I think the forsaken is already loose.

Quakemaster is quackin' in his boots!

# ? Jul 12, 2016 03:11

Sato: Apr 28, 2013

life_source posted:

Something's up.

Everything about this chapter seems off. It feels like there is stuff going on that we as viewers don't know about.

Why would a a big frozen skull be Quakemaster? Why would The Stone Seal be Nightmare themed rather than... anything else themed?

Quakemaster is fake, Forsaken Master is something else entirely.

I thought that whispery thing was the Sky Kingdom Disaster Master. They were flying, after all, and it would make sense that a Sky Kingdom DM would be weather-related. Besides, we've met another DM before we've officially gone into their kingdom. Maybe the DMs are starting to interfere in other kingdoms than their assigned territories, first Glitchmaster in the Flower Kingdom and now Unnamed DM? Just by the name Quakemaster doesn't sound like he could affect temperature.

# ? Jul 12, 2016 03:25

PleasingFungus: Oct 10, 2012; idiot asshole bitch who should fuck off

life_source posted:

Why would a a big frozen skull be Quakemaster?

Is it frozen, or buried under a mountain of glass?

# ? Jul 12, 2016 04:33

Tetracube: Feb 12, 2014; by LITERALLY AN ADMIN

I can't see the skull on that page

# ? Jul 12, 2016 05:30

IMJack: Apr 16, 2003; Royalty is a continuous ripping and tearing motion.; Fun Shoe

A Forsaken Master? As in "Disaster Master"? And if the D-Masters are like Nightmare Knight's children, then oh man get ready for the mother of all daddy issues.

# ? Jul 12, 2016 05:54

WarpedNaba: Feb 8, 2012; Being social makes me swell!

Aw, Peridot just wants attention ~~from Almond~~

And Carrot's newfound charisma is a definite bonus.

# ? Jul 12, 2016 07:02

SexyBlindfold: Apr 24, 2008; i dont care how much probation i get capital letters are for squares hehe im so laid back an nice please read my low effort shitposts about the arab spring

thanxs!!!

Peridot should know that it's no longer cool to throw shade on Carrot now that he's hot

# ? Jul 12, 2016 07:13

Aumanor: Nov 9, 2012

Tetracube posted:

I can't see the skull on that page

Yeah, neither can I.

# ? Jul 12, 2016 10:45

life_source: May 11, 2008; i got tired of looking at your edgy baby avatar that a 14-year old would be proud of

Aumanor posted:

Yeah, neither can I.

Tetracube posted:

I can't see the skull on that page

Sorry for thinking you would remember this.

# ? Jul 12, 2016 14:43

Blackheart: Mar 22, 2013

It's just, a, really spooky book.

# ? Jul 12, 2016 17:10

girl dick energy: Sep 30, 2009; You think you have the wherewithal to figure out my puzzle vagina?

Tetracube posted:

I can't see the skull on that page

# ? Jul 12, 2016 21:48

Renaissance Robot: Oct 10, 2010; Bite my furry metal ass

I thunk i can SEE,, theskul :sbahj:

# ? Jul 12, 2016 22:26

BravestOfTheLamps: Oct 12, 2012; by FactsAreUseless; Lipstick Apathy

I shall open your eyes

# ? Jul 12, 2016 22:39

Blackheart: Mar 22, 2013

It doesn't look like a skull at all! It looks like a great, big, enormous duck!

# ? Jul 12, 2016 23:31

Mr. Lobe: Feb 23, 2007; ... Dry bones...

Blackheart posted:

It doesn't look like a skull at all! It looks like a great, big, enormous duck!

Ah yes, the deadly Quackmaster

# ? Jul 12, 2016 23:32

Tetracube: Feb 12, 2014; by LITERALLY AN ADMIN

Blackheart posted:

It doesn't look like a skull at all! It looks like a great, big, enormous duck!

it took me a few passes to read "duck" as the correct word

# ? Jul 13, 2016 00:16

WarpedNaba: Feb 8, 2012; Being social makes me swell!

Tetracube posted:

it took me a few passes to read "duck" as the correct word

You can even see the belly button and the nipples.

# ? Jul 13, 2016 08:09

Castomira: Feb 24, 2011; Fuck you Eva Marie, if you have to be right there next to all of my posts you don't even get to have red hair. You're a dryad now.