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TwinsensRevenge
Aug 13, 2013


big strong man make scary people go away and fix the bad things

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Scrub-Niggurath
Nov 27, 2007

please spoiler tag speech quotes I want the full effect tonight TIA

Crows Turn Off
Jan 7, 2008


Each line basically needs to be followed by: "Sources please?"

Scrub-Niggurath posted:

please spoiler tag speech quotes I want the full effect tonight TIA
Don't worry, you've already heard it all before.

Karl Sharks
Feb 20, 2008

The Immortal Science of Sharksism-Fininism

Libya was cooperating. Egypt was peaceful. Iraq was seeing a reduction in violence. Iran was being choked by sanctions. Syria was under control. After four years of Hillary Clinton, what do we have? ISIS has spread across the region, and the world. Libya is in ruins, and our Ambassador and his staff were left helpless to die at the hands of savage killers. Egypt was turned over to the radical Muslim brotherhood, forcing the military to retake control. Iraq is in chaos.

Iran is on the path to nuclear weapons. Syria is engulfed in a civil war and a refugee crisis that now threatens the West. After fifteen years of wars in the Middle East, after trillions of dollars spent and thousands of lives lost, the situation is worse than it has ever been before.

This is the legacy of Hillary Clinton: death, destruction and weakness.

:black101:

Distant Chicken
Aug 15, 2007

Karl Sharks posted:

okay enough about that kid who was sacrificed to the immigration gods, let's go directly into the economy, talking about my african and hispanic americans!

Yeah that transition is some hardcore whiplash, wow

Lemming
Apr 21, 2008

Karl Sharks posted:

Libya was cooperating. Egypt was peaceful. Iraq was seeing a reduction in violence. Iran was being choked by sanctions. Syria was under control. After four years of Hillary Clinton, what do we have? ISIS has spread across the region, and the world. Libya is in ruins, and our Ambassador and his staff were left helpless to die at the hands of savage killers. Egypt was turned over to the radical Muslim brotherhood, forcing the military to retake control. Iraq is in chaos.

Iran is on the path to nuclear weapons. Syria is engulfed in a civil war and a refugee crisis that now threatens the West. After fifteen years of wars in the Middle East, after trillions of dollars spent and thousands of lives lost, the situation is worse than it has ever been before.

This is the legacy of Hillary Clinton: death, destruction and weakness.

:black101:


I'm glad we're going to get 8 more years of Hillary Clinton, since she was already president for 4 apparently

paranoid randroid
Mar 4, 2007
its worth pointing out that all the Bernie or Bust guys at TYT flopped over to Clinton after being exposed to Trump rallies. Cenk wants to speak in favor of her at the DNC now.

good jerb, Donnie. really winning that crossover vote.

Prolonged Panorama
Dec 21, 2007
Holy hookrat Sally smoking crack in the alley!



I wonder if they released the script to nudge him towards going off it.

Karl Sharks
Feb 20, 2008

The Immortal Science of Sharksism-Fininism

Scrub-Niggurath posted:

please spoiler tag speech quotes I want the full effect tonight TIA

there you go you big baby

euphronius
Feb 18, 2009

Karl Sharks posted:

Libya was cooperating. Egypt was peaceful. Iraq was seeing a reduction in violence. Iran was being choked by sanctions. Syria was under control. After four years of Hillary Clinton, what do we have? ISIS has spread across the region, and the world. Libya is in ruins, and our Ambassador and his staff were left helpless to die at the hands of savage killers. Egypt was turned over to the radical Muslim brotherhood, forcing the military to retake control. Iraq is in chaos.

Iran is on the path to nuclear weapons. Syria is engulfed in a civil war and a refugee crisis that now threatens the West. After fifteen years of wars in the Middle East, after trillions of dollars spent and thousands of lives lost, the situation is worse than it has ever been before.

This is the legacy of Hillary Clinton: death, destruction and weakness.

:black101:


Oh my loving gooooood

Karl Sharks
Feb 20, 2008

The Immortal Science of Sharksism-Fininism

This Administration has failed America’s inner cities. It’s failed them on education. It’s failed them on jobs. It’s failed them on crime. It’s failed them at every level.

When I am President, I will work to ensure that all of our kids are treated equally, and protected equally.

Every action I take, I will ask myself: does this make life better for young Americans in Baltimore, Chicago, Detroit, Ferguson who have as much of a right to live out their dreams as any other child America?


lmao love which cities he picks to talk about, trying to get that african american vote up from 0%

Kithkar
Apr 23, 2011

I'm gonna RENOVATE your ass!
Speaking of TYT, Alex Jones and Roger Stone just invaded their live stream and Cenk almost punched him.

paranoid randroid
Mar 4, 2007
Roger Stone probably has a glass jaw, but i cannot recommend punching Alex Jones. his hearts big and it has hot blood pumping through it.

mannerup
Jan 11, 2004

♬ I Know You're Dying Trying To Figure Me Out♬

♬My Name's On The Tip Of Your Tongue Keep Running Your Mouth♬

♬You Want The Recipe But Can't Handle My Sound My Sound My Sound♬

♬No Matter What You Do Im Gonna Get It Without Ya♬

♬ I Know You Ain't Used To A Female Alpha♬
speaking of them

https://twitter.com/JonEasley/status/756195176645701636

Karl Sharks
Feb 20, 2008

The Immortal Science of Sharksism-Fininism

Only weeks ago, in Orlando, Florida, 49 wonderful Americans were savagely murdered by an Islamic terrorist. This time, the terrorist targeted our LGBT community. As your President, I will do everything in my power to protect our LGBT citizens from the violence and oppression of a hateful foreign ideology. To protect us from terrorism, we need to focus on three things.

We must have the best intelligence gathering operation in the world. We must abandon the failed policy of nation building and regime change that Hillary Clinton pushed in Iraq, Libya, Egypt and Syria. Instead, we must work with all of our allies who share our goal of destroying ISIS and stamping out Islamic terror.

This includes working with our greatest ally in the region, the State of Israel. Lastly, we must immediately suspend immigration from any nation that has been compromised by terrorism until such time as proven vetting mechanisms have been put in place.


he'll leave the hate and discrimination of LGBT community up to the states, we can't outsource our homophobia!

eonwe
Aug 11, 2008



Lipstick Apathy

insane guy too selfish and ungrateful for other selfish and ungrateful insane guys

Karl Sharks
Feb 20, 2008

The Immortal Science of Sharksism-Fininism

Kithkar posted:

Speaking of TYT, Alex Jones and Roger Stone just invaded their live stream and Cenk almost punched him.

yoooo link?

Nth Doctor
Sep 7, 2010

Darkrai used Dream Eater!
It's super effective!


Current plan: drink the rest of my bottle of scotch while watching Trump's speech, then laugh and laugh to keep from crying.

euphronius
Feb 18, 2009

I can't believe this speech.

It's literally from fascist coo coo land

Joementum
May 23, 2004

jesus christ
Woah, Hillary's going to put an Indian on the Supreme Court.... and it's not Srinivasan

https://twitter.com/ScottWalker/status/756259448230928384

euphronius
Feb 18, 2009

The republicans are fascist

Distant Chicken
Aug 15, 2007

Aw yeah nothing like a good shitshow to keep midterms interesting

Rhesus Pieces
Jun 27, 2005


Americanism, not globalism, will be our credo.

:stonk:

VAGENDA OF MANOCIDE
Aug 1, 2004

whoa, what just happened here?







College Slice
i'm glad whitey mcwhitepeople's finally afraid of the results of a US presidential election

euphronius
Feb 18, 2009

This speech may be a major turning point in American history it's that bad

mannerup
Jan 11, 2004

♬ I Know You're Dying Trying To Figure Me Out♬

♬My Name's On The Tip Of Your Tongue Keep Running Your Mouth♬

♬You Want The Recipe But Can't Handle My Sound My Sound My Sound♬

♬No Matter What You Do Im Gonna Get It Without Ya♬

♬ I Know You Ain't Used To A Female Alpha♬

Joementum posted:

Woah, Hillary's going to put an Indian on the Supreme Court.... and it's not Srinivasan

https://twitter.com/ScottWalker/status/756259448230928384

Justice Senator Professor Elizabeth Warren

Boosted_C5
Feb 16, 2008
Probation
Can't post for 5 years!
Grimey Drawer
Holy poo poo I hope all those quotes are real this speech sounds awesome.

PULL NO PUNCHES AND CRUCIFY OBAMA/CLINTON WITH THEIR OWN FAILURE

Joementum
May 23, 2004

jesus christ
The skipping Journey hold music is back on the Twitch stream :dance:

eonwe
Aug 11, 2008



Lipstick Apathy
its baffling to me that trump would even extend whatever small offering he did to the black and LBGT communities in his speech

after all the poo poo he has said and the people he has surrounded himself with, why would he even bother

Karl Sharks
Feb 20, 2008

The Immortal Science of Sharksism-Fininism

My opponent, on the other hand, wants to put the great miners and steel workers of our country out of work – that will never happen when I am President. With these new economic policies, trillions of dollars will start flowing into our country.

This new wealth will improve the quality of life for all Americans – We will build the roads, highways, bridges, tunnels, airports, and the railways of tomorrow. This, in turn, will create millions more jobs. We will rescue kids from failing schools by helping their parents send them to a safe school of their choice.

My opponent would rather protect education bureaucrats than serve American children. We will repeal and replace disastrous Obamacare. You will be able to choose your own doctor again. And we will fix TSA at the airports! We will completely rebuild our depleted military, and the countries that we protect, at a massive loss, will be asked to pay their fair share.



gently caress i realized i just bolded like half of that, but it's just a loving grabbag of things to talk about!! and btw none of these posts have been chopped up, if it's in a post then they're all together, posts may be out of order since i just kinda jump around, skim a few words and find trump nuggets

eonwe
Aug 11, 2008



Lipstick Apathy

Boosted_C5 posted:

Holy poo poo I hope all those quotes are real this speech sounds awesome.

PULL NO PUNCHES AND CRUCIFY OBAMA/CLINTON WITH THEIR OWN FAILURE

lol

Boosted_C5
Feb 16, 2008
Probation
Can't post for 5 years!
Grimey Drawer
gently caress GLOBALISM

AMERICANISM BABY

Joementum
May 23, 2004

jesus christ

mannerup posted:

Justice Senator Professor Elizabeth Warren, sometimes referred to as Pocahontas

euphronius
Feb 18, 2009

He's literally a national socialist

Swedgin
Aug 22, 2006

by exmarx
:siren: :siren: :siren: https://twitter.com/JoePerticone/status/756260387448848385

Karl Sharks
Feb 20, 2008

The Immortal Science of Sharksism-Fininism

Rhesus Pieces posted:

Americanism, not globalism, will be our credo.

:stonk:

wooaaahhh i missed that :stare:

EugeneJ
Feb 5, 2012

by FactsAreUseless

mannerup posted:

Justice Senator Professor Elizabeth Warren

High Chief Justice Senator Professor Elizabeth Warren

MadJackal
Apr 30, 2004

TwinsensRevenge posted:

big strong man make scary people go away and fix the bad things

Toughman Wallguy protect us from scary world that want kill us

the talent deficit
Dec 20, 2003

self-deprecation is a very british trait, and problems can arise when the british attempt to do so with a foreign culture





that's a terrible speech. i don't believe it's real

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VAGENDA OF MANOCIDE
Aug 1, 2004

whoa, what just happened here?







College Slice

broken clock opsec posted:

remember when people whined a lot when the movie adaptation of sum of all fears changed the enemy from global islam to global fascism

welp

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