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paragon1 posted:bad news! you're actually in charge of the nukes. The biggest joke of all
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paragon1 posted:Jagchosis is, in a surprise move, made head of JAG I thought Greg is? Wouldn't Jagchosis be undersecretary?
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Jul 22, 2016 00:25
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Joementum would be moved from the now defunct post of elections commissioner to head of the state maple syrup factories.
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ThirdPartyView posted:I thought Greg is? Wouldn't Jagchosis be undersecretary? I unpersoned Greg.
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Jul 22, 2016 00:26
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The real challenge is picking a Minister of Space, since that's where we'll be putting all new military assets.
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Jul 22, 2016 00:28
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paragon1 posted:The real challenge is picking a Minister of Space, since that's where we'll be putting all new military assets. Exmarx
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paranoid randroid posted:in my capacity as justice minister i will not have Alex Jones arrested, but instead i will have him conspicuously tailed and monitored at all times, so as to drive him completely insane see i'm more an icepick in the back kind of guy
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Jul 22, 2016 00:29
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Matoi Ryuko posted:Invade canada i have been told we have the royal assent for this, Minister of War and Anime Trade Matoi.
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Jul 22, 2016 00:30
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500% tax increase on buttons, zippers, velcro and elastic.
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Jul 22, 2016 00:31
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kustomkarkommando posted:see i'm more an icepick in the back kind of guy see this is why you cant have the secret police; youre boring. also youd probably send them around to insult dissidents pets, thus wasting state resources
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Jul 22, 2016 00:31
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paragon1 posted:The real challenge is picking a Minister of Space, since that's where we'll be putting all new military assets. Uh clearly me
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paragon1 posted:The real challenge is picking a Minister of Space, since that's where we'll be putting all new military assets. Newt "Cosmonewt" Gingrich?
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Jul 22, 2016 00:32
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ugh it sucks to have immediate relatives who you know are going to vote for trump in florida because they hate/fear a hillary presidency as much as you hate/fear a trump one
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Jul 22, 2016 00:33
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the home office is in charge of the police and security apparatus, justice runs the dumb courts and gulags. I will not stand for this betrayal!
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Jul 22, 2016 00:34
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site posted:Uh clearly me We need you to devote your full attention to staring at the PRC until they feel uncomfortable, sorry.
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Jul 22, 2016 00:34
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especially when they will never admit to you that they're voting trump
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Jul 22, 2016 00:34
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i will crush you all!
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Jul 22, 2016 00:35
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I motion to disband the army and instead form a band of irregular fighters who follow no rules
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Jul 22, 2016 00:35
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slavatuvs posted:I motion to disband the army and instead form a band of irregular fighters who follow no rules if i have a problem and no one else can help, can i hire them?
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Jul 22, 2016 00:36
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kustomkarkommando posted:the home office is in charge of the police and security apparatus, justice runs the dumb courts and gulags. I will not stand for this betrayal! i didn't know that! Oh well the portfolios have been shuffled, too late to do anything about this! *shuffles papaers on desk to appear busy* The sad part is I think I'd still do a better job than Cameron.
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ComradeCosmobot posted:especially when they will never admit to you that they're voting trump What are they worried hillary is going to do?
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kustomkarkommando posted:i will crush you all!  They grow up so fast!
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Jul 22, 2016 00:38
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slavatuvs posted:I motion to disband the army and instead form a band of irregular fighters who follow no rules Denied, and as punishment I'm putting you in charge of the NHS.
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Jul 22, 2016 00:39
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paragon1 posted:We need you to devote your full attention to staring at the PRC until they feel uncomfortable, sorry. You will regret this
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Jul 22, 2016 00:40
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Well guys I've consulted the Royal Auspex and I'm afraid there's no way around it. Dickeye is Space Minister.
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Jul 22, 2016 00:41
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kustomkarkommando posted:i will crush you all! I'm sorry could you rephrase that in the form of an eleven hour deposition to the court
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Jul 22, 2016 00:42
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Aeryk posted:What are they worried hillary is going to do? turn america into a crime-ridden terrorist playground where she personally kills anyone who disagrees with her presumably also steal all the money by being corrupt and make everyone poor forever by taxing everyone and giving the money to welfare people who will never work
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Jul 22, 2016 00:42
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paragon1 posted:Jagchosis is, in a surprise move, made head of JAG what do you want my coup to fail
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Jul 22, 2016 00:43
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i get asked a lot why am i not a jag. what do you think i'm running from people
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Jagchosis posted:what do you want my coup to fail look its either that, ambassador to the japanese, or infantry general
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Jul 22, 2016 00:44
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I motion to disband the nhs and build guns instead of hospitals Hospitals to planes and ships
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ComradeCosmobot posted:turn america into a crime-ridden terrorist playground where she personally kills anyone who disagrees with her presumably They are going to be so disappointed
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Jul 22, 2016 00:45
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We will eliminate disease through natural selection
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Jul 22, 2016 00:45
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one of these relatives unironically suggested an idea for a "hit" tv show that shamelessly ripped off the plot of atlas shrugged, entitled "the last taxpayer in america"
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Jul 22, 2016 00:46
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Joementum posted:The Trump speech was leaked by a Republican to David Brock (of Media Matters) who gave it to Politico. So it wasn't an intentional leak. They've got a mole.
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Jul 22, 2016 00:46
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slavatuvs posted:I motion to disband the nhs and build guns instead of hospitals denied, as punishment i'm having you turned into a cyborg that is compelled to cure illness, no euthanasia allowed
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Jul 22, 2016 00:46
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paragon1 posted:denied, as punishment i'm having you turned into a cyborg that is compelled to cure illness, no euthanasia allowed That's awful mean for the patients
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i guess the idea of millions of rich welfare recipients who never work and the government being terrified when the only taxpayer decides to quit his job is "funny" or something
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