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euphronius
Feb 18, 2009

MSNBC found the one black guy

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Sheng-Ji Yang
Mar 5, 2014


falwell jr is not a great speaker, certainly no preacher

McGlockenshire
Dec 16, 2005

GOLLOCKS!
Jerry Falwell Jr has zero charisma.

Also, gently caress him forever.

Jerusalem
May 20, 2004

Would you be my new best friends?

Let's go back to what THE Found Father had to say re: political parties.

George Washington: Yo gently caress political parties. gently caress THEM.

That Works
Jul 22, 2006

Every revolution evaporates and leaves behind only the slime of a new bureaucracy


CherryCola posted:

As someone raised evangelical, let me be the first to say.

gently caress THIS ASSHOOOOOOOOOOOOOLE

misdirectomy
Feb 19, 2008
The best politician are in fact not politicians at all

frgildan
Apr 6, 2005

I went some place mum and everyday I woke up in that place and told myself I'm alive and I was.
Is someone yelling at the speakers to remind them to keep it as low energy as possible?

Afraid of Audio
Oct 12, 2012

by exmarx
and now for a sales pitch

CherryCola
Apr 15, 2002

'ahtaj alshifa

Hexyflexy posted:

lol, Founders. Get a clone of Franklin up there, he'd just fart on the microphone and waltz out.

I nominate Ben Franklin's Ghost Fart for president

Roman Reigns
Aug 23, 2007

"That same magic"

euphronius
Feb 18, 2009

I have about 40 seconds of patience

FizFashizzle
Mar 30, 2005







most successful christian college in the world

that's uh, not much of a compliment

Needs More Ditka
Dec 3, 2005

We are ruthless and ask no quarter from you. When our turn comes we shall not disguise our terrorism.
it's like it's jerry fallwell except instead of angry i'm incredibly bored

gregday
May 23, 2003

Zaphod42 posted:


He's a littlefinger :stare:

I see what you did there

euphronius
Feb 18, 2009

Blue collar billionaire ?????

Princeps32
Nov 9, 2012
one of the greatest visionaries of our times

Afraid of Audio
Oct 12, 2012

by exmarx
blue collar billionaire

the gently caress does that even mean

Victory Position
Mar 16, 2004

Epic High Five posted:

Reminder that Jerry Falwell Jr. endorsed Trump heartily and the photo op was him smiling in front of Trump's wall of vanity, including a picture of him on the cover of Playboy


Oh okay that's cool

Still wondering why my response got quoted for posterity tho

easy to catch someone's attention with the yellow message bubble

Karl Sharks
Feb 20, 2008

The Immortal Science of Sharksism-Fininism

CherryCola posted:

I nominate Ben Franklin's Ghost Fart for president

seconded

Jerusalem
May 20, 2004

Would you be my new best friends?

"Blue Collar Billionaire" :negative:

That Works
Jul 22, 2006

Every revolution evaporates and leaves behind only the slime of a new bureaucracy


Liberty University makes more money than Notre Dame?

Also glad that profitability is the metric that you chose to promote your university instead of like... academics.

Mr Hootington
Jul 24, 2008

I'M HAVING A HOOT EATING CORNETTE THE LONG WAY
blu collar billionaire

Roman Reigns
Aug 23, 2007

He has the touch of the common man what with his father being rich and all

Despera
Jun 6, 2011
The war on LBJ continues

Afraid of Audio
Oct 12, 2012

by exmarx
tax the churches please please

Joementum
May 23, 2004

jesus christ
lol the lady with the trump doll is back

Sheng-Ji Yang
Mar 5, 2014


lyndon johnson :freep:

Discendo Vox
Mar 21, 2013
Probation
Can't post for 18 hours!
Does anyone have the actual schedule? This order of speakers seems completely scrambled.

CherryCola
Apr 15, 2002

'ahtaj alshifa
WHAT? NOOooOOOOOOOOO

mannerup
Jan 11, 2004

♬ I Know You're Dying Trying To Figure Me Out♬

♬My Name's On The Tip Of Your Tongue Keep Running Your Mouth♬

♬You Want The Recipe But Can't Handle My Sound My Sound My Sound♬

♬No Matter What You Do Im Gonna Get It Without Ya♬

♬ I Know You Ain't Used To A Female Alpha♬

euphronius posted:

Blue collar billionaire ?????

don jr called him that way early in the campaign

Roman Reigns
Aug 23, 2007

OH WHAT IS THIS BULLSHIT

Leviathan
Oct 8, 2001

I hear the jury's
still out.. on science.
Fun Shoe
prompter stutter more you idiot

Karl Sharks
Feb 20, 2008

The Immortal Science of Sharksism-Fininism

how would preaching to the literal choir change anything politically?

Zaphod42
Sep 13, 2012

If there's anything more important than my ego around, I want it caught and shot now.
Boo hoo conservative churches have it so loving bad :cry:

Liberals are building tax-free indoctrination camps and we can't even afford a glass cathedral, truly this is the end times.

frgildan posted:

Is someone yelling at the speakers to remind them to keep it as low energy as possible?

Trump is forcing them all to sell plasma before they go on stage as a genius get rich quick scheme

Jerusalem
May 20, 2004

Would you be my new best friends?

They've become Democrat Indoctrination Centers!

Citation needed.

Crows Turn Off
Jan 7, 2008


Slate Action posted:

Put me down right now for a 4-point convention bump for Trump. I'll quote this post in a week or two and verify its accuracy.

At the time of this post, the RCP 2-way average is: Clinton +2.7
Republicans will magically forget the rest of this poo poo-show if Trump doesn't gently caress up royally tonight. As long as he doesn't poo poo himself like usual, people will think that his just-barely-not-idiotic speech is good and Presidential enough.

Despite his proven idiocy, bigotry, and lunacy, this will be a boost for Trump.

I agree with the 4 points.

Bryter
Nov 6, 2011

but since we are small we may-
uh, we may be the losers
IS IRS? so that's how they bought all those land cruisers

Joementum
May 23, 2004

jesus christ
the imminent danger of laws passed by LBJ. they could kick in any day now!!!

euphronius
Feb 18, 2009

I made it about 20 seconds before I turned the tv off

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CherryCola
Apr 15, 2002

'ahtaj alshifa
So like literally saying that religious organizations can take over the government or whatever? No gracias

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