TRUMP: holy FUCK its november 8th

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the talent deficit: Dec 20, 2003; self-deprecation is a very british trait, and problems can arise when the british attempt to do so with a foreign culture

STAC Goat posted:

Maddow just said that Thiel argues against Democracy and the women's vote? And the he wants to have shipping containers as sovereign nations and plans to beat death by becoming a cyborg?

What the gently caress?

all accurate

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Atrocious Joe: Sep 2, 2011

Needs More Ditka posted:

who let a dude named Barack in here i thought this whole outfit were angry at dudes named Barack

He also has DNA from the LEvant?!? is that legal?

# ? Jul 22, 2016 02:37

Colonel Corazon: Feb 12, 2011; A faction armed to the teeth hardly seems friendly to me.

HE PLAYED MY LIKE A STEINWAY PIANO

best summary of trump's dominance over the republicans so far

# ? Jul 22, 2016 02:37

Raskolnikov38: Mar 3, 2007; We were somewhere around Manila when the drugs began to take hold

WhiskeyJuvenile posted:

https://twitter.com/pareene/status/756301529116585984

lmao

# ? Jul 22, 2016 02:37

misty mountaintop: Jun 2, 2015; by Hand Knit

If there's anything the American people like, it's being played like a piano.

# ? Jul 22, 2016 02:37

CherryCola: Apr 15, 2002; 'ahtaj alshifa

Hexyflexy posted:

You know how the Warm up guy at a gig works? That.

So like a fluffer?

# ? Jul 22, 2016 02:37

Leviathan: Oct 8, 2001; _{I hear the jury's

still out.. on science.}; Fun Shoe

wife for public appearances, rob lowe for the rest

# ? Jul 22, 2016 02:37

Okonner: Dec 11, 2008; by exmarx

This guy is so good at following that preacher.

# ? Jul 22, 2016 02:37

Bunleigh: Jun 6, 2005; by exmarx

This guy seems pleasant enough, it's a shame about the brain damage

# ? Jul 22, 2016 02:37

Parity warning: Nov 1, 2009; 3rd Place, TRP Sack Race 2021/22

What I s happening

# ? Jul 22, 2016 02:37

paranoid randroid: Mar 4, 2007

look Barrak we need you to get up there and talk about how much Trump owned you

# ? Jul 22, 2016 02:37

Fireside Nut: Feb 10, 2010; turp

This speech is KILLING IT. 10/10

# ? Jul 22, 2016 02:37

Karl Sharks: Feb 20, 2008; The Immortal Science of Sharksism-Fininism

blue squares posted:

Then why did they cheer? This loving party

because they understand when to cheer on cue

# ? Jul 22, 2016 02:37

TwinsensRevenge: Aug 13, 2013

he's on time *cheers*

# ? Jul 22, 2016 02:37

Ostentatious: Sep 29, 2010

God this guy sucks

# ? Jul 22, 2016 02:37

misty mountaintop: Jun 2, 2015; by Hand Knit

Low...low....low energy.

# ? Jul 22, 2016 02:38

etalian: Mar 20, 2006

I want to hear more Dr Benzo hammer and belt buckle stories

# ? Jul 22, 2016 02:38

misty mountaintop: Jun 2, 2015; by Hand Knit

Lions don't do that, dipshit. They go after the slowest, weakest gazelle.

# ? Jul 22, 2016 02:38

Von Sloneker: Jul 6, 2009; as if all this was something more
than another footnote on a postcard from nowhere,
another chapter in the handbook for exercises in futility

"Nah, I got this."
-- this guy

# ? Jul 22, 2016 02:38

Youth Decay: Aug 18, 2015

lmao that the guy with no prepared remarks is giving one of the best speeches of the week

# ? Jul 22, 2016 02:38

Karl Sharks: Feb 20, 2008; The Immortal Science of Sharksism-Fininism

Leviathan posted:

wife for public appearances, rob lowe for the rest

can't blame him one bit

# ? Jul 22, 2016 02:38

GastonEatTheEggs: Nov 7, 2012

this speech should just be transcribed as one whole sentence

# ? Jul 22, 2016 02:38

CherryCola: Apr 15, 2002; 'ahtaj alshifa

Fireside Nut posted:

This speech is KILLING IT. 10/10

Yeah, I can actually feel my pulse slowing

# ? Jul 22, 2016 02:38

FAUXTON: Jun 2, 2005; spero che tu stia bene

FASTEST CHEETAH YOU GREASY gently caress

CHEETAH

# ? Jul 22, 2016 02:38

Mao Zedong Thot: Oct 16, 2008

That Works posted:

Waning by rapidly passing laws against transgenders. Ok.

yeah, it's not like the GOP went around and literally killed all their regressive hick religious hills have eyes members

it is REAL clear that that poo poo is not going to work anymore though. if it did, we'd have cruz on stage talkin about jesus and poo poo.

# ? Jul 22, 2016 02:38

f#a#: Sep 6, 2004; I can't promise it will live up to the hype, but I tried my best.

Seriously buddy? Lions and gazelles?

# ? Jul 22, 2016 02:38

break-up breakdown: Mar 6, 2010

the lion doesn't have to run faster than the fastest one it just has to run faster than the slowest one moron

# ? Jul 22, 2016 02:38

Hexyflexy: Sep 2, 2011; asymptotically approaching one

CherryCola posted:

So like a fluffer?

Trump's coming.

(I literally have no idea how to punctuate that).

# ? Jul 22, 2016 02:38

Salvor_Hardin: Sep 13, 2005; I want to go protest.; Nap Ghost

What the gently caress allegory was that?

# ? Jul 22, 2016 02:38

i am the bird: Mar 2, 2005; I SUPPORT ALL THE PREDATORS

irrationally angry that this rich rear end in a top hat can't even get a suit coat that fits him

# ? Jul 22, 2016 02:38

A Neurotic Jew: Feb 17, 2012; by exmarx

oh man only 2 more vignettes. can't we have even more vignettes?

# ? Jul 22, 2016 02:38

Zaphod42: Sep 13, 2012; If there's anything more important than my ego around, I want it caught and shot now.

So this, this is why you prepare speeches

# ? Jul 22, 2016 02:38

Okonner: Dec 11, 2008; by exmarx

Trump is late to almost every speech right?

# ? Jul 22, 2016 02:38

CherryCola: Apr 15, 2002; 'ahtaj alshifa

"After 35 years of being with a man."

Freudian slip, bud?

# ? Jul 22, 2016 02:38

mannerup: Jan 11, 2004; ♬ I Know You're Dying Trying To Figure Me Out♬

♬My Name's On The Tip Of Your Tongue Keep Running Your Mouth♬

♬You Want The Recipe But Can't Handle My Sound My Sound My Sound♬

♬No Matter What You Do Im Gonna Get It Without Ya♬

♬ I Know You Ain't Used To A Female Alpha♬

women were not alive during the 80s

# ? Jul 22, 2016 02:38

Victory Position: Mar 16, 2004

gazelles or lions.

vote with conscience.

# ? Jul 22, 2016 02:38

STAC Goat: Mar 12, 2008; Watching you sleep.

Butt first, let's
check the feeds.

This guy's delivering a wedding toast, basically. Which is somehow the most charming thing in four days. In an "open bar, drank too much" kind of way.

# ? Jul 22, 2016 02:39

Roman Reigns: Aug 23, 2007

I'm dying

This is killing me

Help

# ? Jul 22, 2016 02:39

SirJohnnyMcDonald: Oct 24, 2010; by exmarx

actually a lion only needs to run as fast as the slowest gazelle imo

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Schnorkles: Apr 30, 2015; It's a little bit juvenile, but it's simple and it's timeless.

We let it be known that Schnorkles, for a snack, eats tiny pieces of shit.

You're picturing it and you're talking about it. That's a win in my book.

This is literally a dude in a boardroom telling a longwinded story that leads up to how much he and his team of incredibly overpriced lawyers are about to gently caress you and take everything you own.

# ? Jul 22, 2016 02:39

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