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Needs More Ditka
Dec 3, 2005

We are ruthless and ask no quarter from you. When our turn comes we shall not disguise our terrorism.

Atrocious Joe posted:

He also has DNA from the LEvant?!? is that legal?

that must be why we're discussing the levant ban

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Colonel Corazon
Feb 12, 2011

A faction armed to the teeth hardly seems friendly to me.

AAAAAAAGHHHH

Roman Reigns
Aug 23, 2007

lorn Wayne posted:

that one guy at the dinner party with a million boring anecdotes, while everyone smiles snd shuffles awkwardly.

I WILL SURELY VOTE FOR TRUMP NOW

paranoid randroid
Mar 4, 2007
so i lean over and say "bro tell the whole world that we're bros" and he does but he says it real quiet. so i say, "bro whyd you whisper that? only i could hear it." and he looks at me and he says, "because youre my whole world bro."

Talky
Mar 26, 2010
I was supremely anti-trump until the down to earth story involving indentured doormen and security guards

Dr.Zeppelin
Dec 5, 2003

Michael Scott posted:

I can't believe this is a prime time spot, holy poo poo

are the broadcast networks even showing this? i just popped on CBS and they're showing big brother and cutting to the convention at 10

Karl Sharks
Feb 20, 2008

The Immortal Science of Sharksism-Fininism

Killer Queen posted:

Not to link Gawker, but Peter Thiel makes most of these conservative scumbags look like ordinary people. He's crazy as heck and terrible in a very different way. http://gawker.com/5231390/facebook-backer-wishes-women-couldnt-vote

i completely forget he said this

:eyepop:

A Neurotic Jew
Feb 17, 2012

by exmarx
this is supposed to be humanizing trump btw.

Scrub-Niggurath
Nov 27, 2007

lol oh good there's a second story

Zaphod42
Sep 13, 2012

If there's anything more important than my ego around, I want it caught and shot now.

GobiasIndustries
Dec 14, 2007

Lipstick Apathy
Just remember, this guy has told more personal stories about Donald than all of Donald's kids so far.

blue squares
Sep 28, 2007

This is hilariously dumb. I will probably cry at least twice during speeches next week and even the best speech this week can barely connect with anyone

misty mountaintop
Jun 2, 2015

by Hand Knit

zen death robot posted:

what the gently caress even is this bullshit guy

He's a Human Ambien.

frankenfreak
Feb 16, 2007

I SCORED 85% ON A QUIZ ABOUT MONDAY NIGHT RAW AND ALL I GOT WAS THIS LOUSY TEXT

#bastionboogerbrigade

lorn Wayne
Jan 7, 2006

:staredog::meowth::pipe:
hhah ha ha ywah we've all been there man

*top ups drink urgently for 4th time*

That Works
Jul 22, 2006

Every revolution evaporates and leaves behind only the slime of a new bureaucracy


BOOOOOOORRRRRRIIIIIIINNNNNNNNG

a cat irl
Feb 13, 2010
You think they buffed and shined his head before he got out on stage?

Karl Sharks
Feb 20, 2008

The Immortal Science of Sharksism-Fininism

paranoid randroid posted:

so i lean over and say "bro tell the whole world that we're bros" and he does but he says it real quiet. so i say, "bro whyd you whisper that? only i could hear it." and he looks at me and he says, "because youre my whole world bro."

My Face When
Nov 28, 2012

Hide your healthcare.
Hide your wife.

Pellisworth posted:

so far a lot of terrible speeches and white people dancing, speakers extremely drunk or coked out. not much notable.

tune in for Ivanka and Donald soon though!

Thanks! I have liquor close to me. Drinking will happen.

Grey Fox
Jan 5, 2004

Joementum posted:

This guy has told more personal stories about Donald Trump than four members of Donald Trump's family have this week.
I feel like this guy should've been the low-to-mid bar for speakers if this thing were run correctly, but he's probably near the top (until he drones on for another ten minutes) at this shitshow.

Joementum
May 23, 2004

jesus christ
In a normal year, fifteen minutes of unscripted rich dude stories right before the nominee's speech would be a disaster. This year: one of the better moment of the night for the campaign.

apatheticman
May 13, 2003

Wedge Regret
This doesnt sound like Trump at all.

Winkie01
Nov 28, 2004
https://twitter.com/TheFix/status/756303148898189313

WhiskeyJuvenile
Feb 15, 2002

by Nyc_Tattoo
this guy has big hands

unlike trump

Harold Stassen
Jan 24, 2016
It's like this guys luggage got lost and he had to borrow someone else's clothes

Plinkey
Aug 4, 2004

by Fluffdaddy
Is this one of those new avant-garde stand up comedy routines that's really funny because it's so unfunny and monotonous?

Leviathan
Oct 8, 2001

I hear the jury's
still out.. on science.
Fun Shoe

CherryCola
Apr 15, 2002

'ahtaj alshifa
all I wanna do is zoom a zoom zoom zoom

Victory Position
Mar 16, 2004

glad to see this guy invoke the asleep at the round table part of Reagan

Talky
Mar 26, 2010

break-up breakdown
Mar 6, 2010

somebody turn his mic off

The Glumslinger
Sep 24, 2008

Coach Nagy, you want me to throw to WHAT side of the field?


Hair Elf
Necklace of globalism?

Karl Sharks
Feb 20, 2008

The Immortal Science of Sharksism-Fininism

necklace of globalism???

FAUXTON
Jun 2, 2005

spero che tu stia bene

necklaces shatter

news to me

Joementum
May 23, 2004

jesus christ
https://twitter.com/JessicaTaylor/status/756303069051228160

WampaLord
Jan 14, 2010

WHAT IS GOING ON??????

the talent deficit
Dec 20, 2003

self-deprecation is a very british trait, and problems can arise when the british attempt to do so with a foreign culture





so he bought this speaking slot, right?

disjoe
Feb 18, 2011


This is the best convention.

A Neurotic Jew
Feb 17, 2012

by exmarx
no please not this jeweler metaphor no please anything but this

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mightygerm
Jun 29, 2002



Roman Reigns posted:

And then I tied an onion to my belt, cause that was the style at the time

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