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Cael
Feb 2, 2004

I get this funky high on the yellow sun.

It needs a JEWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW-...ler.

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Epic High Five
Jun 5, 2004



Trump's gonna give the world a pearl necklace

Bishop
Aug 15, 2000
This is like when in a conversation someone keeps going and you nod and smile while dropping every subtle clue that it's time to wrap it up

im gay
Jul 20, 2013

by Lowtax
ResidentSleeper ResidentSleeper ResidentSleeper ResidentSleeper

Raskolnikov38
Mar 3, 2007

We were somewhere around Manila when the drugs began to take hold
i dont understand what is happening

Roman Reigns
Aug 23, 2007

Wow. Donald Trump. Whoa.

Powered Descent
Jul 13, 2008

We haven't had that spirit here since 1969.

I don't understand this necklace metaphor

quadrophrenic
Feb 4, 2011

WIN MARNIE WIN
we need to recharge the jackoff crystal of prosperity

CherryCola
Apr 15, 2002

'ahtaj alshifa
If I ever audition for anything, I'm doing this as my monologue

Pellisworth
Jun 20, 2005
YESSS IS THAT THE A/V STARTING TO GLITCH OUT

just before Ivanka and the Donald

Schnorkles
Apr 30, 2015

It's a little bit juvenile, but it's simple and it's timeless.

We let it be known that Schnorkles, for a snack, eats tiny pieces of shit.

You're picturing it and you're talking about it. That's a win in my book.
I am so confused

Flavahbeast
Jul 21, 2001


the necklace of globalism has failed, we must make it great again

STAC Goat
Mar 12, 2008

Watching you sleep.

Butt first, let's
check the feeds.

MSNBC's Hallie Jackson just said "its weird, they're actually sitting there paying attention which they haven't done all week."

She was talking about how people have seemed more tuned in since the Cruz speech, but it was funny considering the schmaltzy toast.

f#a#
Sep 6, 2004

I can't promise it will live up to the hype, but I tried my best.
WHAT THE gently caress IS THIS poo poo

pantsofwar
Jul 14, 2006
Yea, becouse pants do go to war? Eh?
oh thank the stars he's gone, hopefully forever.

mannerup
Jan 11, 2004

♬ I Know You're Dying Trying To Figure Me Out♬

♬My Name's On The Tip Of Your Tongue Keep Running Your Mouth♬

♬You Want The Recipe But Can't Handle My Sound My Sound My Sound♬

♬No Matter What You Do Im Gonna Get It Without Ya♬

♬ I Know You Ain't Used To A Female Alpha♬

im gay posted:

ResidentSleeper ResidentSleeper ResidentSleeper ResidentSleeper

WhiskeyJuvenile
Feb 15, 2002

by Nyc_Tattoo
https://twitter.com/mattyglesias/status/756303529749479424

a cat irl
Feb 13, 2010
Did he just end mid paragraph???

memy
Oct 15, 2011

by exmarx

STAC Goat posted:

This guy's delivering a wedding toast, basically. Which is somehow the most charming thing in four days. In an "open bar, drank too much" kind of way.

:3:

Hexyflexy
Sep 2, 2011

asymptotically approaching one
I really want to call my dad :( But it's 3am in the UK and he'd tell me I was a dumb rear end and to study more.

Man, I'm glad baldy there isn't my dad.

Raskolnikov38
Mar 3, 2007

We were somewhere around Manila when the drugs began to take hold
no goddamnit no, sit the gently caress down you lovely musicians

Grey Fox
Jan 5, 2004

A Neurotic Jew posted:

no please not this jeweler metaphor no please anything but this

Roman Reigns
Aug 23, 2007

FREEDOM

NO THE BAND IS PLAYING

Joementum
May 23, 2004

jesus christ
"America needs a jeweler" is a good metaphor to reach the working class.

Salvor_Hardin
Sep 13, 2005

I want to go protest.
Nap Ghost
I am speechless.

Colonel Corazon
Feb 12, 2011

A faction armed to the teeth hardly seems friendly to me.

we wanna make a necklace of prosperity we need a man with a lot of big jewels... and donald has no problems in the jewelry department

HUGE PUBES A PLUS
Apr 30, 2005

Changed the channel because storytime grandpa was putting me to sleep.

Von Sloneker
Jul 6, 2009

as if all this was something more
than another footnote on a postcard from nowhere,
another chapter in the handbook for exercises in futility
whenever wealthy people talk about working hard to make their money, they mean coming up with necklace metaphors

Victory Position
Mar 16, 2004

it's not going to end is it

Vertical Lime
Dec 11, 2004

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1_47KVJV8DU

Youth Decay
Aug 18, 2015

YESSSS THIS SONG YESSSS

That Works
Jul 22, 2006

Every revolution evaporates and leaves behind only the slime of a new bureaucracy


Wait, what? That was it? What?

the gently caress?

CherryCola
Apr 15, 2002

'ahtaj alshifa
Once upon a time

Once upon this time

That made zero sense

FAUXTON
Jun 2, 2005

spero che tu stia bene

texas delegation spotted

Hexyflexy
Sep 2, 2011

asymptotically approaching one
I'm starting to like how poo poo this band is.

TheBuilder
Jul 11, 2001
Stand up against the wall and be counted

TwinsensRevenge
Aug 13, 2013

i'm the extremely unsure, out of rhythm clapping that quickly dies off in embarrassment

Jalumibnkrayal
Apr 16, 2008

Ramrod XTreme
Hahahaha this loving song.

Leviathan
Oct 8, 2001

I hear the jury's
still out.. on science.
Fun Shoe
i dare anyone to even try and paraphrase what the hell that guy just said in the last 10 minutes

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misdirectomy
Feb 19, 2008
That last line was really confusing

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