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Von Sloneker
Jul 6, 2009

as if all this was something more
than another footnote on a postcard from nowhere,
another chapter in the handbook for exercises in futility
https://twitter.com/mtaibbi/status/756308041348198400

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frankenfreak
Feb 16, 2007

I SCORED 85% ON A QUIZ ABOUT MONDAY NIGHT RAW AND ALL I GOT WAS THIS LOUSY TEXT

#bastionboogerbrigade

Joementum posted:

She's been more involved in the campaign than any of the others.

Yeah, the one who isn't on board is Melania.

SuperDucky
May 13, 2007

by exmarx
HERE WE GO MOTHERFUCKERS


TRUMP

Grey Fox
Jan 5, 2004

We have a broken economy, but we're apologizing for our success? OK?

Dr.Zeppelin
Dec 5, 2003

zen death robot posted:

this video is garbage and why the gently caress didn't the "Plan is Real" video get played ysterday

what, people are gonna love this poo poo

quadrophrenic
Feb 4, 2011

WIN MARNIE WIN
lol john dingell's twitter is great

https://twitter.com/JohnDingell/status/755587191502503936

blue squares
Sep 28, 2007


ahahaha Karl Shanks you are one of my favorite posters

But Rocks Hurt Head
Jun 30, 2003

by Hand Knit
Pillbug
https://twitter.com/VicBergerIV/status/668198242518179844

long-ass nips Diane
Dec 13, 2010

Breathe.

here comes the orange man

Von Sloneker
Jul 6, 2009

as if all this was something more
than another footnote on a postcard from nowhere,
another chapter in the handbook for exercises in futility
donald sighed as he drew his ivanka

Victory Position
Mar 16, 2004

whoever said the Stone Cold intro would be Trump's intro is right

this video is basically that

Pellisworth
Jun 20, 2005

My mom is a slut posted:

if he really keeps doubling down on the NATO poo poo it HAS to gently caress him right? more establishment dudes disavowing? foreign leaders freaking the gently caress out?

It's actively loving the US right now. Trump has done a lot of talking about how friendly he is/would be with Putin.

Talking that he wouldn't honor NATO alliances is broadcasting to the world "hey maybe the hugest military in the world won't honor its treaty obligations to protect you!"

Zaphod42
Sep 13, 2012

If there's anything more important than my ego around, I want it caught and shot now.
Here comes the sun played purely as Ivanka's intro

Water Resistant
Jul 10, 2003
Are they seriously using a Beatles song?!!

STAC Goat
Mar 12, 2008

Watching you sleep.

Butt first, let's
check the feeds.

fart blood posted:

So is Ivanka into this the same way his sons are? She doesn't seem like she's that into it.

Ivanka - Actual businesswoman who realizes dad being President would be good for business.
Trump Sons - Bored wealthy guys having fun.
Tiffany - Distant relative dragged into this out of family obligation.

At least that's what I choose to believe.

Karl Sharks
Feb 20, 2008

The Immortal Science of Sharksism-Fininism

blue squares posted:

ahahaha Karl Shanks you are one of my favorite posters

same, brother, same

gregday
May 23, 2003

Waiting for her admission that her father regularly molested her

Jerusalem
May 20, 2004

Would you be my new best friends?

"Here comes the sun" plays as the daughter walks out. :haw:

marioinblack
Sep 21, 2007

Number 1 Bullshit

WhiskeyJuvenile
Feb 15, 2002

by Nyc_Tattoo
https://twitter.com/jeremyschulman/status/756307246842163200

the bitcoin of weed
Nov 1, 2014

oh god that podium is hideous

Yinlock
Oct 22, 2008

fart blood posted:

So is Ivanka into this the same way his sons are? She doesn't seem like she's that into it.

it's more like they're into her

BOOM hahaha :barf:

Senf
Nov 12, 2006

Von Sloneker posted:

donald sighed as he drew his ivanka

solid, A++

FizFashizzle
Mar 30, 2005







none of them enunciate correctly.

Prof. Lurker
Mar 10, 2015

I've got the fire of human liberty!

I'm setting fires everywhere!

And humans are turning on everywhere!
Goldmine

My Imaginary BF
Jun 3, 2016

by zen death robot
So what are you guys drinking?

disjoe
Feb 18, 2011


My mom is a slut posted:

if he really keeps doubling down on the NATO poo poo it HAS to gently caress him right? more establishment dudes disavowing? foreign leaders freaking the gently caress out?

It infuriates me too, but here's a preview:

Network host and one guest will say "YO THIS IS OBJECTIVELY TERRIFYING"

Trump guest will say "It's all about the art of the deal, lazy Estonians need to pay up, etc"

Everyone will move on to another topic

Vertical Lime
Dec 11, 2004

meanwhile

https://twitter.com/NYDailyNews/status/756301278641291264

Silly Burrito
Nov 27, 2007

SET A COURSE FOR
THE FLAVOR QUADRANT
But will he give Ted Cruz the People's Elbow?

Victory Position
Mar 16, 2004

I LOVE U IVANKA

thank you

apatheticman
May 13, 2003

Wedge Regret
Does she have a loving fan on her?

Waffles Inc.
Jan 20, 2005

everyone remember this night so you can tell your kids

DeepDickPizza
Oct 11, 2012

THREE TIME! THREE TIME!
FMR. BOARDROOM JUDGE, THE APPRENTICE

CherryCola
Apr 15, 2002

'ahtaj alshifa
We've been living this horror for a whole year. God help us.

C-Euro
Mar 20, 2010

:science:
Soiled Meat
Surprised that Trump doesn't make his kids call him "Mr. Trump"

Karl Sharks
Feb 20, 2008

The Immortal Science of Sharksism-Fininism

STAC Goat posted:

Ivanka - Actual businesswoman who realizes dad being President would be good for business.
Trump Sons - Bored wealthy guys having fun.
Tiffany - Distant relative dragged into this out of family obligation.

actually ivanka was kinda irked at it earlier on because it made it harder for her business, but she can't back out

Boosted_C5
Feb 16, 2008
Probation
Can't post for 5 years!
Grimey Drawer
THE PEOPLES CHAMPION

CAN YOU SMELL WHAT DJT IS COOKING

Freaking Crumbum
Apr 17, 2003

Too fuck to drunk


the only thing more appropriate than here comes the sun would be if he licensed "hot for teacher" from aerosmith and had steven tyler gyrate on top of liv tyler during a live performance of the song

Leviathan
Oct 8, 2001

I hear the jury's
still out.. on science.
Fun Shoe
one more time for posterity

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Democrazy
Oct 16, 2008

If you're not willing to lick the boot, then really why are you in politics lol? Everything is a cycle of just getting stomped on so why do you want to lose to it over and over, just submit like me, I'm very intelligent.
Why is this speech bragging about all the people Donald Trump defeated?

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