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The Something Awful Forums > Archives > Comedy Goldmine > The Goodmine > TRUMP: holy FUCK its november 8th

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apatheticman: May 13, 2003; Wedge Regret

H....how?

# ? Jul 22, 2016 03:23

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# ? May 25, 2024 13:43

Fix: Jul 26, 2005; NEWT THE MOON

Gonna legalize murder. Boom. Done.

# ? Jul 22, 2016 03:23

The Glumslinger: Sep 24, 2008; Coach Nagy, you want me to throw to WHAT side of the field?; Hair Elf

FAUXTON posted:

https://twitter.com/TheBriefing2016/status/756291322353487872

Is this a real quote?

Becuase I hope our dumb meme made it to him

# ? Jul 22, 2016 03:23

Venom Snake: Feb 19, 2014; by Nyc_Tattoo

and I mean VERY SOON

# ? Jul 22, 2016 03:23

crazy cloud: Nov 7, 2012; by Cyrano4747; Lipstick Apathy

Pancakes posted:

Mods please embed the music video for "In the Flesh" during this speech, thanks.

# ? Jul 22, 2016 03:23

McGlockenshire: Dec 16, 2005; GOLLOCKS!

Democrazy posted:

No mention of the black victims of police violence.

This pivot is done.

The entire convention floor was changing ALL LIVES MATER not two hours ago.

# ? Jul 22, 2016 03:23

neutral milf hotel: Oct 9, 2001; by Fluffdaddy

is this real?

is anything real?

:stare:

:stare:

# ? Jul 22, 2016 03:23

Von Sloneker: Jul 6, 2009; as if all this was something more
than another footnote on a postcard from nowhere,
another chapter in the handbook for exercises in futility

i will protect you from the blacks

# ? Jul 22, 2016 03:23

But Rocks Hurt Head: Jun 30, 2003; by Hand Knit; Pillbug

once more for old times sake

https://twitter.com/douthatnyt/status/694357025917161473

# ? Jul 22, 2016 03:24

Fiddler on the Reef: Apr 29, 2011

the most entertaining of all realities

# ? Jul 22, 2016 03:24

logikv9: Mar 5, 2009; Ham Wrangler

i lust for the death of this nation

# ? Jul 22, 2016 03:24

Dr.Zeppelin: Dec 5, 2003

Lovely Senorita posted:

so did Manafort write this or did he outsource

probably kushner wrote it, he seems to do the prompter ones

# ? Jul 22, 2016 03:24

Leviathan: Oct 8, 2001; _{I hear the jury's

still out.. on science.}; Fun Shoe

JamesKPolk posted:

# ? Jul 22, 2016 03:24

Mr. World: May 6, 2007; Working undercover for the man . . .

Welp here's the full fascism.

# ? Jul 22, 2016 03:24

Epic High Five: Jun 5, 2004

Hell ya I'm way safer than I was 8 years ago

err was that the takeaway I was supposed to get

# ? Jul 22, 2016 03:24

Karl Sharks: Feb 20, 2008; The Immortal Science of Sharksism-Fininism

The Glumslinger posted:

Is this a real quote?

Becuase I hope our dumb meme made it to him

he said it first

# ? Jul 22, 2016 03:24

Lemming: Apr 21, 2008

Does he not realize that this is literally the fascist dictator speech from movies?

# ? Jul 22, 2016 03:24

Bryter: Nov 6, 2011; but since we are small we may-
uh, we may be the losers

he'll end crime?

big if true

# ? Jul 22, 2016 03:24

Zaphod42: Sep 13, 2012; If there's anything more important than my ego around, I want it caught and shot now.

Beginning on January 20th 2017, safety will be restored.

# ? Jul 22, 2016 03:24

Mr Hootington: Jul 24, 2008; I'M HAVING A HOOT EATING CORNETTE THE LONG WAY

and we will kill everyone not white, pink, or orange!

# ? Jul 22, 2016 03:24

TheHoosier: Dec 30, 2004; The fuck, Graham?!

CMON DONNY GO OFF SCRIPT! CALL SOMEONE A RAPIST

# ? Jul 22, 2016 03:24

Victory Position: Mar 16, 2004

so what's straitforward

# ? Jul 22, 2016 03:24

mikemil828: May 15, 2008; A man who has said too much

Plainly and honestly, lulz

# ? Jul 22, 2016 03:24

Karl Sharks: Feb 20, 2008; The Immortal Science of Sharksism-Fininism

Lemming posted:

Does he not realize that this is literally the fascist dictator speech from movies?

ummm obviously it worked, they got elected

# ? Jul 22, 2016 03:24

SpRahl: Apr 22, 2008

Doctor Roosevelt posted:

Who else is assuming that he leaked his speech for tonigh, only to have actually been planning to give the off-script one the entire time to look above the rest of the shitshow this convention's been so far

At this point anything is possible and nothing would surprise me.

# ? Jul 22, 2016 03:24

Pellisworth: Jun 20, 2005

he's mostly sticking to the leaked script but ad-libbing a bit or they've edited recently

# ? Jul 22, 2016 03:24

Atrocious Joe: Sep 2, 2011

JamesKPolk posted:

lets go full roman empire depravity

# ? Jul 22, 2016 03:24

Bloodfart McCoy: Jul 20, 2007; That's a high quality avatar right there.

Youth Decay posted:

Full fascism incoming

"Law and order"
"Safety"

I don't feel unsafe.

# ? Jul 22, 2016 03:24

Silly Burrito: Nov 27, 2007; SET A COURSE FOR
THE FLAVOR QUADRANT

Fix posted:

Gonna legalize murder. Boom. Done.

Is the Purge an official party platform?

# ? Jul 22, 2016 03:24

mannerup: Jan 11, 2004; ♬ I Know You're Dying Trying To Figure Me Out♬

♬My Name's On The Tip Of Your Tongue Keep Running Your Mouth♬

♬You Want The Recipe But Can't Handle My Sound My Sound My Sound♬

♬No Matter What You Do Im Gonna Get It Without Ya♬

♬ I Know You Ain't Used To A Female Alpha♬

Doctor Roosevelt posted:

Who else is assuming that he leaked his speech for tonigh, only to have actually been planning to give the off-script one the entire time to look above the rest of the shitshow this convention's been so far

when trump is on script he generally will ad lib in things sometimes, especially if he wants to play the crowd

# ? Jul 22, 2016 03:24

Victory Position: Mar 16, 2004

I think FDR did that

# ? Jul 22, 2016 03:24

Trash Trick: Apr 17, 2014

this speech is really bizarre. does trump's staff actually believe that 50% of the US population feels unsafe?

# ? Jul 22, 2016 03:24

Squizzle: Apr 24, 2008

Zaphod42 posted:

Instead he's just getting Ivanka to push it hard for him.

The Trump/Ivanka incest meme, nice.

# ? Jul 22, 2016 03:24

crazy cloud: Nov 7, 2012; by Cyrano4747; Lipstick Apathy

Oh poo poo he busted out the Buddha mudra again

# ? Jul 22, 2016 03:25

DynamicSloth: Jul 30, 2006; "Man is least himself when he talks in his own person. Give him a mask, and he will tell you the truth."

gently caress this guy.

# ? Jul 22, 2016 03:25

The Glumslinger: Sep 24, 2008; Coach Nagy, you want me to throw to WHAT side of the field?; Hair Elf

"I will present the facts truthfully and clearly"

Politifacts rated this statements mostly false

# ? Jul 22, 2016 03:25

Mia Wasikowska: Oct 7, 2006

logikv9 posted:

i lust for the death of this nation

:same:

:accelerationist:

# ? Jul 22, 2016 03:25

gregday: May 23, 2003

Kro-Bar posted:

This is why Mike Pence is eating up the chance to potentially be the shadow president.

Yeah he wants to be president in name only for the prestige of it, and outsource the running of everything to other people. Just like how he handles all his businesses.

# ? Jul 22, 2016 03:25

Goatse James Bond: Mar 28, 2010; If you see me posting please remind me that I have Charlie Work in the reports forum to do instead

WE CANNOT AFFORD

TO BE SO POLITICALLY

CORRECT

ANYMOOOORE

# ? Jul 22, 2016 03:25

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Zaphod42: Sep 13, 2012; If there's anything more important than my ego around, I want it caught and shot now.

Mr. World posted:

Welp here's the full fascism.

gently caress this poo poo just got real

Its hilarious and super loving scary at the same time

# ? Jul 22, 2016 03:25

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