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fknlo: Jul 6, 2009; Fun Shoe

The Rokstar posted:

Man, how in the gently caress did they manage to keep Trump on script like this.

How did his speech writers manage to write this long of a speech containing absolutely nothing without killing themselves? There's no substance at all.

# ? Jul 22, 2016 04:12

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# ? Jun 7, 2024 16:37

Crain: Jun 27, 2007; I had a beer once with Stephen Miller and now I like him.

I also tried to ban someone from a Discord for pointing out what an unrelenting shithead I am! I'm even dumb enough to think it worked!

Ditocoaf posted:

Well, the Republicans are at least gonna lose libertarians with this direction, probably.

You pretend like they actually vote for other Libertarians.

# ? Jul 22, 2016 04:12

Le Saboteur: Dec 5, 2007; I hear you wish to ball, adventurer..

Joy Division is a really good soundtrack for this speech.

# ? Jul 22, 2016 04:12

Polygynous: Dec 13, 2006; welp

"I will say JOBS a lot and that will do something, probably."

# ? Jul 22, 2016 04:12

The Aardvark: Aug 19, 2013

Lmao people who like small government clapping for the government attacking business.

# ? Jul 22, 2016 04:13

Pollyanna: Mar 5, 2005; Milk's on them.

BioThermo posted:

https://twitter.com/MartinShkreli/status/756311253056909312

Speaking of Hitler,

# ? Jul 22, 2016 04:13

McNutty: Feb 25, 2007; Forum cheer squad sez: "Cheer the fuck up your avatar is depressing you left-wing commie ass-smoker. For fuck's sake. Jessus."

The Rokstar posted:

Man, how in the gently caress did they manage to keep Trump on script like this.

Heavy doses of Ibogaine

# ? Jul 22, 2016 04:13

fknlo: Jul 6, 2009; Fun Shoe

https://twitter.com/HillaryClinton/status/756325432002244609

But are we really?

# ? Jul 22, 2016 04:13

Polygynous: Dec 13, 2006; welp

Donald bravely taking a stand against South Korea.

# ? Jul 22, 2016 04:13

Vanderdeath: Oct 1, 2005; I will confess,
I love this cultured hell that tests my youth.

Again...how the gently caress are you going to do this? Say something substantive. Anything.

# ? Jul 22, 2016 04:13

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Le Saboteur posted:

Joy Division is a really good soundtrack for this speech.

Where will it end, where will it end?

# ? Jul 22, 2016 04:13

McNutty: Feb 25, 2007; Forum cheer squad sez: "Cheer the fuck up your avatar is depressing you left-wing commie ass-smoker. For fuck's sake. Jessus."

fknlo posted:

https://twitter.com/HillaryClinton/status/756325432002244609

But are we really?

We are apparently not even better than her which should be concerning all by itself.

# ? Jul 22, 2016 04:13

Lprsti99: Apr 7, 2011; Everything's coming up explodey!; Pillbug

Please tell me that was a milk-white person holding the Hispanics for Trump sign, I didn't see in time.

# ? Jul 22, 2016 04:13

fknlo: Jul 6, 2009; Fun Shoe

That actually counts as a detail :monocle:

# ? Jul 22, 2016 04:14

Munkeymon: Aug 14, 2003; Motherfucker's got an
armor-piercing crowbar! Rigoddamndicu𝜆ous.

Vanderdeath posted:

Again...how the gently caress are you going to do this? Say something substantive. Anything.

I'm sorry did you miss "no bad deals"?!

# ? Jul 22, 2016 04:14

Goatman Sacks: Apr 4, 2011; by FactsAreUseless

Oh hey a specific detail

A terrible one

# ? Jul 22, 2016 04:14

Polygynous: Dec 13, 2006; welp

That's totally how trade deals work, yes.

# ? Jul 22, 2016 04:14

NoEyedSquareGuy: Mar 16, 2009; Just because Liquor's dead, doesn't mean you can just roll this bitch all over town with "The Freedoms."

Vanderdeath posted:

Again...how the gently caress are you going to do this? Say something substantive. Anything.

We're going to do it, and we're going to do it fast.

# ? Jul 22, 2016 04:14

Filthy Hans: Jun 27, 2008; by Fluffdaddy
(and can't post for 10 years!)

lol as if Chinese market manipulation didn't blow up in their faces this spring

# ? Jul 22, 2016 04:15

rex rabidorum vires: Mar 26, 2007; KASPERI KAPANEN KASPERI KAPANEN KASPERI KAPANEN KASPERI KAPANEN KASPERI KAPANEN KASPERI KAPANEN KASPERI KAPANEN KASPERI KAPANEN KASPERI KAPANEN KASPERI KAPANEN KASPERI KAPANEN KASPERI KAPANEN KASPERI KAPANEN KASPERI KAPANEN KASPERI KAPANEN KASPERI KAPANEN KASPERI KAPANEN

LOL at that China.

# ? Jul 22, 2016 04:15

Pleads: Jun 9, 2005; pew pew pew

gently caress yeah go to war with China

# ? Jul 22, 2016 04:15

MrBuddyLee: Aug 24, 2004; IN DEBUT, I SPEW!!!

is he talking about the jews? no wait, the chinese.

# ? Jul 22, 2016 04:15

Kumo: Jul 31, 2004

"China are the greatest, the greatest currency manipulators."

:smug:

# ? Jul 22, 2016 04:15

The Aardvark: Aug 19, 2013

Lmao China into NAFTA. Wtf.

# ? Jul 22, 2016 04:15

MrSargent: Dec 23, 2003; Sometimes, there's a man, well, he's the man for his time and place. He fits right in there. And that's Jimmy T.

We are going to make things again guys!!!!

# ? Jul 22, 2016 04:15

CitizenKain: May 27, 2001; That was Gary Cooper, asshole.; Nap Ghost

Here is how I plan on destroying our economy by pissing on China.

# ? Jul 22, 2016 04:15

mackensie: Apr 17, 2002

The Chinese are the new International Jew.

# ? Jul 22, 2016 04:15

Toothy: Jan 30, 2006; There's treasure everywhere!

Vanderdeath posted:

Again...how the gently caress are you going to do this? Say something substantive. Anything.

I mean, the vast majority of political speeches are empty fluff.

Policy specifics are left for websites.

# ? Jul 22, 2016 04:15

The Narrator: Aug 11, 2011; bernie would have won

Good God, there's not even an indication that he's building to an end yet.

# ? Jul 22, 2016 04:16

Goatman Sacks: Apr 4, 2011; by FactsAreUseless

"I'm going to blow a 35 trillion dollar hole in our budget vote for me"

# ? Jul 22, 2016 04:16

Lprsti99: Apr 7, 2011; Everything's coming up explodey!; Pillbug

CitizenKain posted:

Here is how I plan on destroying our economy by pissing on China.

But it's okay because less taxes! :byodood:

# ? Jul 22, 2016 04:16

Distorted Kiwi: Jun 11, 2014; "C'mon! Let's tune our weapons!"

Well, I'm finally listening to my smarter-than-me seven-year-old and shutting of the feed. I feel dumber already. Thanks, USA! USA! USOh God what's happening to me!!

# ? Jul 22, 2016 04:16

Kumo: Jul 31, 2004

I will build a wall, go to war, AND cut taxes.

# ? Jul 22, 2016 04:17

Ditocoaf: Jun 1, 2011

"America is one of the highest-taxed nations in the world"????

pfffthahahahahahahahahahaha

post-factual politics are going to kill me

# ? Jul 22, 2016 04:17

MrBuddyLee: Aug 24, 2004; IN DEBUT, I SPEW!!!

As we pass the HOUR mark, I think it's time to start taking bets on how long this thing runs.

dibs on one hour fiddy

# ? Jul 22, 2016 04:17

Abner Assington: Mar 13, 2005; For I am a sinner in the hands of an angry god. Bloody Mary, full of vodka, blessed are you among cocktails. Pray for me now, at the hour of my death, which I hope is soon.

Amen.

Regulations: the biggest job killer of them all.

That's right, little children, it's time to get between those gears again. Make America great.

# ? Jul 22, 2016 04:18

Goatman Sacks: Apr 4, 2011; by FactsAreUseless

gently caress coal miners and their inability to understand reality.

# ? Jul 22, 2016 04:18

Crain: Jun 27, 2007; I had a beer once with Stephen Miller and now I like him.

I also tried to ban someone from a Discord for pointing out what an unrelenting shithead I am! I'm even dumb enough to think it worked!

https://twitter.com/Kasparov63/status/756326709390086148

# ? Jul 22, 2016 04:18

Lprsti99: Apr 7, 2011; Everything's coming up explodey!; Pillbug

If anyone has a gif of Christie being sad during this speech, please post. I can't get enough of that shitlord getting hosed.

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Filthy Hans: Jun 27, 2008; by Fluffdaddy
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The Narrator posted:

Good God, there's not even an indication that he's building to an end yet.

his speech was leaked, it's not even close to the end, think ~midnight

# ? Jul 22, 2016 04:18

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