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Notable Dom X
Apr 3, 2011

by exmarx
Buglord

crazy cloud posted:

Who are you, the proud lord said, thar I must bow so low?

Jeb! sends his regards

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blugu64
Jul 17, 2006

Do you realize that fluoridation is the most monstrously conceived and dangerous communist plot we have ever had to face?
gently caress TSA :911:

Fate Accomplice
Nov 30, 2006




How is he not hoarse as gently caress right now

Von Sloneker
Jul 6, 2009

as if all this was something more
than another footnote on a postcard from nowhere,
another chapter in the handbook for exercises in futility
noticeable drop in enthusiasm for college students

crazy cloud
Nov 7, 2012

by Cyrano4747
Lipstick Apathy

GreyjoyBastard posted:

RELIGIOUS SCHOOL DOGWHISTLE WHOO

That's for Prester Jane :buddy:

Shammypants
May 25, 2004

Let me tell you about true luxury.

We're going to make McDonalds bring back the McRib, PERMANENTLY, and we're going to make them put it on the dollar menu.

Afraid of Audio
Oct 12, 2012

by exmarx

Consummate Professional posted:

TSA is really a hot button issue

and we will make airline food edible

Despera
Jun 6, 2011
gently caress NATO YAY PUTIN

Vertical Lime
Dec 11, 2004

https://twitter.com/BenjySarlin/status/756327482152787969

The Glumslinger
Sep 24, 2008

Coach Nagy, you want me to throw to WHAT side of the field?


Hair Elf

Consummate Professional posted:

TSA is really a hot button issue

"And what about airplane food?"
"Donald Trump is gonna make Airline food great again"

mannerup
Jan 11, 2004

♬ I Know You're Dying Trying To Figure Me Out♬

♬My Name's On The Tip Of Your Tongue Keep Running Your Mouth♬

♬You Want The Recipe But Can't Handle My Sound My Sound My Sound♬

♬No Matter What You Do Im Gonna Get It Without Ya♬

♬ I Know You Ain't Used To A Female Alpha♬

XyrlocShammypants posted:

We're going to make McDonalds bring back the McRib, PERMANENTLY, and we're going to make them put it on the dollar menu.

mlmp08
Jul 11, 2004

Prepare for my priapic projectile's exalted penetration
Nap Ghost

Malloreon posted:

How is he not hoarse as gently caress right now

Healthiest man alive, best vocal chords.

Karl Sharks
Feb 20, 2008

The Immortal Science of Sharksism-Fininism

FizFashizzle posted:

i have an ACA plan and I can pick my doctor and im not in a big town like what is the problem

big government is the problem, brother!!!

ass cobra
May 28, 2004

by Azathoth

XyrlocShammypants posted:

We're going to make McDonalds bring back the McRib, PERMANENTLY, and we're going to make them put it on the dollar menu.

Goatse James Bond
Mar 28, 2010

If you see me posting please remind me that I have Charlie Work in the reports forum to do instead

mlmp08 posted:

I like that you liked your post so much you demanded to post it as a snipe instead of a closeout post on the previous page. lol

poo poo moves so fast I'm lucky if I hit the expected page. :colbert:

passionate dongs
May 23, 2001

Snitchin' is Bitchin'
pizza for lunch everyday and chocolate milk out of the drinking fountains

neutral milf hotel
Oct 9, 2001

by Fluffdaddy

XyrlocShammypants posted:

We're going to make McDonalds bring back the McRib, PERMANENTLY, and we're going to make them put it on the dollar menu.

heck yeah

blugu64
Jul 17, 2006

Do you realize that fluoridation is the most monstrously conceived and dangerous communist plot we have ever had to face?

XyrlocShammypants posted:

We're going to make McDonalds bring back the McRib, PERMANENTLY, and we're going to make them put it on the dollar menu.

USA USA USA

Kithkar
Apr 23, 2011

I'm gonna RENOVATE your ass!
Jesus christ, this is terrifying.

But its also boring as gently caress.

But Rocks Hurt Head
Jun 30, 2003

by Hand Knit
Pillbug
He has, in the space of a few paragraphs gone from:

Infrastructure to school choice to Obamacare to the TSA to the military to veterans to wasteful spending projects

BWV
Feb 24, 2005


his speech is literally a straight list of claims. this is the opposite of rhetoric.

Concerned Citizen
Jul 22, 2007
Ramrod XTreme
the american people need a president who will make those god drat tsa lines go a little faster

Karl Sharks
Feb 20, 2008

The Immortal Science of Sharksism-Fininism

Notable Dom X posted:

Jeb! sends his regards

is this a mittens joke

please say yes

WhiskeyJuvenile
Feb 15, 2002

by Nyc_Tattoo
https://twitter.com/DanaSchwartzzz/status/756328102607917056

apatheticman
May 13, 2003

Wedge Regret
All these promises sound like they are going to need a lot of taxes to back them up.

FizFashizzle
Mar 30, 2005







did trump just call for a draft?

Kro-Bar
Jul 24, 2004
USPOL May
how is this taking so long

Oil!
Nov 5, 2008

Der's e'rl in dem der hills!


Ham Wrangler

Joementum posted:

New research shows he actually died from drinking the White House water supply, which ran in an open ditch through a field tilled with night soil.

Michelle just needs to make a few adjustment to the garden and we can make old new again!

Von Sloneker
Jul 6, 2009

as if all this was something more
than another footnote on a postcard from nowhere,
another chapter in the handbook for exercises in futility

i would've guessed 14/88

a.lo
Sep 12, 2009

i am a vet and i am going to die in 5 days!

Fate Accomplice
Nov 30, 2006




mlmp08 posted:

Healthiest man alive, best vocal chords.

dude is getting more orange by the second

Constant Hamprince
Oct 24, 2010

by exmarx
College Slice
https://twitter.com/jbarro/status/756328293373050880

Silly Burrito
Nov 27, 2007

SET A COURSE FOR
THE FLAVOR QUADRANT

BeOSPOS posted:

looks like another 10-15 minutes of speech left...

What else sucks about America that Trump will fix?

WhiskeyJuvenile
Feb 15, 2002

by Nyc_Tattoo
https://twitter.com/KeithOlbermann/status/756327680723787776

Karl Sharks
Feb 20, 2008

The Immortal Science of Sharksism-Fininism

But Rocks Hurt Head posted:

He has, in the space of a few paragraphs gone from:

Infrastructure to school choice to Obamacare to the TSA to the military to veterans to wasteful spending projects

i loving warned you guys, this speech is a mess

Bloodfart McCoy
Jul 20, 2007

That's a high quality avatar right there.
America: warm and generous, as long as long as you can pay for it.

GrimGypsy
Mar 27, 2007

Yo he seriously is going to go like 75 minutes.

It's gonna be really hard to spin this as triumphant.

EccoRaven
Aug 15, 2004

there is only one hell:
the one we live in now
he's off script.

e: nm

But Rocks Hurt Head
Jun 30, 2003

by Hand Knit
Pillbug
he's starting to stray from teh text more and more

break free from your chains, Trump

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The Glumslinger
Sep 24, 2008

Coach Nagy, you want me to throw to WHAT side of the field?


Hair Elf

:lol:

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