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R. Guyovich
Dec 25, 1991

XyrlocShammypants posted:

We're going to make McDonalds bring back the McRib, PERMANENTLY, and we're going to make them put it on the dollar menu.

trump is good now.

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Karl Sharks
Feb 20, 2008

The Immortal Science of Sharksism-Fininism

Von Sloneker posted:

i would've guessed 14/88

nachos
Jun 27, 2004

Wario Chalmers! WAAAAAAAAAAAAA!
I think it's time to go to bed

sexpig by night
Sep 8, 2011

by Azathoth
lol this fuckin crowd of mongs

Von Sloneker
Jul 6, 2009

as if all this was something more
than another footnote on a postcard from nowhere,
another chapter in the handbook for exercises in futility
si se puede

Silly Burrito
Nov 27, 2007

SET A COURSE FOR
THE FLAVOR QUADRANT

XyrlocShammypants posted:

We're going to make McDonalds bring back the McRib, PERMANENTLY, and we're going to make them put it on the all day breakfast menu.

Fiddler on the Reef
Apr 29, 2011


please stop the chants so we can get on with it jesus

Goatse James Bond
Mar 28, 2010

If you see me posting please remind me that I have Charlie Work in the reports forum to do instead
"We don't actually have any wasteful spending. If anything, we could use more funding for our highly efficient programs, such as x, y, and z."

Karl Sharks
Feb 20, 2008

The Immortal Science of Sharksism-Fininism

XyrlocShammypants posted:

We're going to make McDonalds bring back the McRib, PERMANENTLY, and we're going to make them put it on the dollar menu.

he'd win in a landslide

TheHoosier
Dec 30, 2004

The fuck, Graham?!

The sound fuckery

Boosted_C5
Feb 16, 2008
Probation
Can't post for 5 years!
Grimey Drawer
YES

YOU

WILL

But Rocks Hurt Head
Jun 30, 2003

by Hand Knit
Pillbug

Karl Sharks posted:

i loving warned you guys, this speech is a mess

and I'm getting the feeling he's getting disoriented by the topic changes because he's dwelling and ad-libbing more and more

Venom Snake
Feb 19, 2014

by Nyc_Tattoo
im going to wake up tommorow morning and this will still be happening

tinstaach
Aug 3, 2010

MAGNetic AttITUDE


Yes, let's ask department heads to make their own lists of ways to cut their own budgets

McGlockenshire
Dec 16, 2005

GOLLOCKS!

apatheticman posted:

All these promises sound like they are going to need a lot of taxes to back them up.

And yet the Trump tax plan will dramatically decrease tax income and expand the debt out of control.

It's almost as if he has no idea what he's doing

pathetic little tramp
Dec 12, 2005

by Hillary Clinton's assassins
Fallen Rib
Wait I turned off the RNC hours ago and heard Trump was starting like an hour ago on Twitter. Is he still going?

Chef Boyardeez Nuts
Sep 9, 2011

The more you kick against the pricks, the more you suffer.
Secretary of Wasteful Spending feeling the heat.

The Glumslinger
Sep 24, 2008

Coach Nagy, you want me to throw to WHAT side of the field?


Hair Elf
lol, this dumb rear end chant

STAC Goat
Mar 12, 2008

Watching you sleep.

Butt first, let's
check the feeds.

But Rocks Hurt Head posted:

He has, in the space of a few paragraphs gone from:

Infrastructure to school choice to Obamacare to the TSA to the military to veterans to wasteful spending projects

What's amazing is at least half of it was adlibbed. The transcript has him just jumping from topic to topic with each sentence. He's actually adding some depth.

Joementum
May 23, 2004

jesus christ
The amazing thing is: Bill Clinton's speech next week is probably going to be longer.

Prorat
Aug 3, 2004

by FactsAreUseless
Ok time to wrap it up. Don't make me take another shot of whiskey.


Okay I'll take another shot.

Vertical Lime
Dec 11, 2004


https://twitter.com/danpfeiffer/status/756325116561154050

Discendo Vox
Mar 21, 2013

This does not make sense when, again, aggregate indicia also indicate improvements. The belief that things are worse is false. It remains false.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=u_nPp64OrBc

WhiskeyJuvenile
Feb 15, 2002

by Nyc_Tattoo
https://twitter.com/mattyglesias/status/756328588387942400

Torpor
Oct 20, 2008

.. and now for my next trick, I'll pretend to be a political commentator...

HONK HONK

Von Sloneker posted:

i would've guessed 14/88

Except i dont think Hitler supported the ELL GEE BEE TEE QUE community did he?

Patrick Spens
Jul 21, 2006

"Every quarterback says they've got guts, But how many have actually seen 'em?"
Pillbug
I can't tell if I will look back on this speech and and laugh, or look back on it and weep.

Grey Fox
Jan 5, 2004

The crowd's honoring Melania by plagiarizing the Obama campaign

The Glumslinger
Sep 24, 2008

Coach Nagy, you want me to throw to WHAT side of the field?


Hair Elf

pathetic little tramp posted:

Wait I turned off the RNC hours ago and heard Trump was starting like an hour ago on Twitter. Is he still going?

Still only about 80% done

a.lo
Sep 12, 2009

is scalia the new reagan

MaxNV
Jan 3, 2011


This is either the death or birth of American democracy.

Karl Sharks
Feb 20, 2008

The Immortal Science of Sharksism-Fininism

ORIGINAL GANGSTER posted:

please stop the chants so we can get on with it jesus

don't you understand? his ego feeds on that poo poo, why do you think it's taken so long?

if he didn't pause so long for applauses and chants, we'd be done by now

Epic High Five
Jun 5, 2004



It's wonderful. The Party of Lincoln, known for brief and poignant speeches now becomes the Party of Trump, known for....this

Afraid of Audio
Oct 12, 2012

by exmarx

McGlockenshire
Dec 16, 2005

GOLLOCKS!
"Our beloved Justice Scalia"'

:barf:

Slate Action
Feb 13, 2012

by exmarx
Does it really matter that the speech is this long? Surely the media will boil it down to a few soundbites?

Plan Z
May 6, 2012

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=u_nPp64OrBc

gregday
May 23, 2003

He is overestimating how much tolerance crowds have for him

FAUXTON
Jun 2, 2005

spero che tu stia bene

Joementum posted:

The amazing thing is: Bill Clinton's speech next week is probably going to be longer.

Everything about Bill is longer than Trump

The Glumslinger
Sep 24, 2008

Coach Nagy, you want me to throw to WHAT side of the field?


Hair Elf

McGlockenshire posted:

"Our beloved Justice Scalia"'

:barf:

Kill me now

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Boosted_C5
Feb 16, 2008
Probation
Can't post for 5 years!
Grimey Drawer
BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO



FROM MY COLD DEAD HANDS

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