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Poonerman posted:here's another one: Poor dude
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Gaunab posted:
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Jul 22, 2016 01:33
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Gaunab posted:
Calling it now on the next update: Wife drives husband into getting pegged to test sexuality.
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Jul 22, 2016 01:35
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Gaunab posted:My [29 F] wife thinks I [31 M] might be gay (I'm not) the word filter makes this way better.
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JetSetGo posted:Calling it now on the next update: Wife drives husband into getting pegged to test sexuality. He'll post an update hiding in the bathroom while his wife waggles a dildo under the door.
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My wife thinks I'm obsessed with my sexuality (I'm not).
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Cthulu Carl posted:He'll post an update hiding in the bathroom while his wife waggles a dildo under the door.
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Jul 22, 2016 01:55
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sincx posted:The problem with a response like that is it indicates weakness and insecurity in the part of the guy. That's the part that really hurts the girl. You are both insulting her AND you are demonstrating that you're not as good of a mate as she was hoping for.
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Jul 22, 2016 02:03
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if you only shut up and agreed with your woman maybe she wouldn't have to be mad at you so much
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Jul 22, 2016 02:05
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Disagreeing with women is oppression.
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Jul 22, 2016 02:06
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SpiderHyphenMan posted:Holy poo poo, a Frankie reference. It's amazing what dumb poo poo that happened on this dumb forum just suddenly springs forth from my mind, but I still constantly forget my wallet when I leave the house.
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hi guys don't usually post in gbs but this thread both makes me feel much better about my lovely life and feel really sad for these poor S.O.Bs. but real talk now: shouldn't this sub be actually called /r/elationships? Some fool really missed a trick here and I almost feel worse for them than the guy whose g/f has teddy bear kids or whatever. Maybe a goon campaign would rectify things
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DangerousDan posted:hi guys don't usually post in gbs but this thread both makes me feel much better about my lovely life and feel really sad for these poor S.O.Bs. This thread is a beautiful thing, like an untouched plot of nature it should be left un-touched and marveled like a national nature reserve.
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whoooooooooo's ready to hear about some lovely inlaws My deceased father [65M] left me [32M] a large inheritance, which my wife [35F] thinks I should give to her extended family to start a business quote:My father passed away in April due to an unexpected stroke. He leaves behind me, my sister [29F], and my mother [67F]. In his will, of course my mother gets to retain her house. He left each of us money and portions of his retirement savings. All told, my sister and I received about fifty-thousand dollars each, plus a few stocks and other investments worth about fifteen to twenty thousand dollars more, increasing over time with interest. My mother of course received more because she is his wife. She was really humble and ashamed as if she did something wrong, promising my sister and me that we would inherit everything when she's gone. I told her to keep her money and enjoy it as much as she can. My sister concurs.
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Jul 22, 2016 02:39
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like, not even "reddit-hate-boner religious fundamentalist" lovely in-laws, just regular-style "feels completely entitled to take your dead father's money from you and throw it in a deep dark hole never to be seen again" lovely in-laws
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sorry for tripleposting but in my defense I have content emphasis mine My [25F] brother in law [29M] moved in with us and he's making me really uncomfortable quote:My husbands brother moved in with us in January. He's had a really tough few years, his girlfriend died, his house flooded and he lost everything, and he was laid off from his job. We offered to let him move in with us so he could take his time finding a job that will make him happy and to be honest we were worried that he would commit suicide if he was living alone, he was obviously really depressed and we were scared for him. He's one of my husbands best friends (and he was one of mine too) so we just want what's best for him. He got a really good job and is in the training for it now and is doing much better and will likely move out in a year once he can buy a house again.
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Jul 22, 2016 02:48
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he should ask them to come up with a business proposal and some hard numbers because opening a fine dining restaurant sure as poo poo takes more than 50 grand
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Jul 22, 2016 02:49
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Business Gorillas posted:he should ask them to come up with a business proposal and some hard numbers because opening a fine dining restaurant sure as poo poo takes more than 50 grand Nah it's cool man the head chef is about to graduate from culinary school that saves a lot of money!
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Business Gorillas posted:he should ask them to come up with a business proposal and some hard numbers because opening a fine dining restaurant sure as poo poo takes more than 50 grand and it will fail and close unless you're lucky as hell and can maintain any sort of customer base. it's seriously hard to have a functioning restaurant
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Jul 22, 2016 03:01
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loquacius posted:whoooooooooo's ready to hear about some lovely inlaws No, that's much more of a "lovely wife" problem, which is a much bigger problem, rip that guys marriage lol
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loquacius posted:whoooooooooo's ready to hear about some lovely inlaws e: there might be a lot of broken people, but at least most comments are 99% right on the money and correct in their responses to various trainwrecks, so thats kind of nice 
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Zo posted:No, that's much more of a "lovely wife" problem, which is a much bigger problem, rip that guys marriage lol I wouldn't say it's a lovely wife problem. She's probably close to her cousins and truly believes in them so she's hopped on the bandwagon of "It won't fail, it's a sure thing!" like most families probably would especially when they don't want to be the one person saying "No this is an awful idea" like the guy who got the inheritance.
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Business Gorillas posted:he should ask them to come up with a business proposal and some hard numbers because opening a fine dining restaurant sure as poo poo takes more than 50 grand This is in my estimation actually a permanent solution to this problem because people like this, if you tell them "I'd love to help you out, just write me up a formal business plan and then we'll see whether it makes sense for me to invest this money", with a smile on your face, they will sort of mumble something incoherent and then you'll never hear about it again e: say you'll have "your guy" look it over when it's ready. It doesn't matter if you even have a guy Zo posted:No, that's much more of a "lovely wife" problem, which is a much bigger problem, rip that guys marriage lol Sounded to me like it was 100% the mother-in-law pulling the strings, the only problem with the wife is that she lets her mom boss her around too much loquacius fucked around with this message at 03:11 on Jul 22, 2016 |
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Well yeah his wife is stupid and listens to her retarded mother instead of her husband, and this wouldn't be an issue at all if it weren't for that (they'd just ignore the mil). Doesn't matter who is pulling the strings, the immediate problem is all on the wife. There's nothing he can do without the wife on his side.
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Gaunab posted:My [29 F] wife thinks I [31 M] might be gay (I'm not) sounds like the wife just wants to try a mmf threesome, hit me up if ur reading this yo loquacius posted:e: say you'll have "your guy" look it over when it's ready. It doesn't matter if you even have a guy nailed it
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Jul 22, 2016 03:35
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Lots of balding posters itt.
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Jul 22, 2016 04:16
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sincx posted:Lots of balding posters itt. Yeah I wish I could empathise but thankfully I don't have that problem *typing as wife runs fingers through my jewfro*
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If you are going bald the only solution is to get swole and just shave your head. You can look manly for an extra 20 years at least. If you shave your head without getting swole you'll just look like a turd though.
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my buddy just married up and now he's rapidly losing his hair goonspeed
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Chomp8645 posted:If you are going bald the only solution is to get swole and just shave your head. You can look manly for an extra 20 years at least. You need a strong jaw. If you're swole and bald with a slight jaw, you still gonna look like a turd.
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Chomp8645 posted:If you are going bald the only solution is to get swole and just shave your head. You can look manly for an extra 20 years at least. I assume the opposite applies right? If can't get swole, I should grow my hair as long as possible
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I don't have a reddit post, but i have a story from highschool that belongs in this thread. My buddy dated a girl in high school for like 2 years, cheated on her, and started dating the new girl immediately. He also got her pregnant like a month into their relationship. Being devout Catholic he proposed to her and she said yes. At some point during the engagement, while pregnant, she apparently mentioned her doubts and how she still had feelings about her ex. My buddy, being a brilliant guy, decided that those two needed to figure things out. He let her use his credit card to go out to dinner and later found out she used it to rent a hotel room that night. She swore they just slept in the same bed. Then they had the baby and she divorced him and ran out and left him with the kid. Last i heard he was addicted to canned air, wrecked 3 cars in 6 months, and was on probation for sellung vicodin to an undercover cop.
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loving brutal
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Tequila Sunrise posted:I don't have a reddit post, but i have a story from highschool that belongs in this thread. lol
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Panfilo posted:I assume the opposite applies right? If can't get swole, I should grow my hair as long as possible  yes
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Bonzo posted:bald fat Am I the only one who thinks that nobody should've been crying or given a silent treatment to? Provided that both statements were intended as jokes that is.
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Zzulu posted:canned air? Jack Trades posted:Am I the only one who thinks that nobody should've been crying or given a silent treatment to? I could not date someone like that dude's wife. Not because of a balding joke, my family generally has a full head of hair in their 80s but even if I was balding I'd think she was dumb as heck for breaking up with me over it, but because someone who can't view a situation with any shred of logic even after 2 days, nevermind 3 loving weeks, is someone who I just don't want in my life. Khorne fucked around with this message at 06:50 on Jul 22, 2016 |
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Zzulu posted:canned air? Stuff that's canned and under pressure often uses nitrous oxide or some other inhalant as a propellant so some dudes huff that poo poo from keyboard dusters or cans of whipped cream.
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