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CJacobs posted:Hell yeah I had LOTS of The Sex that night! my penis never stopped being hard ever they seem to think whiskey dick means your dick just doesn't stop when it is in fact the exact opposite
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bradzilla posted:they seem to think whiskey dick means your dick just doesn't stop when it is in fact the exact opposite It just keeps going and going and going until it's so big you pass out because all the bloods in it according to the confessor
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Jul 21, 2016 20:08
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dont confuse whiskey dick & drunk dick grandpa, sheeshurban dictionary posted:Whisky Dick
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Jul 22, 2016 01:15
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I had both happen last month. Started strong but like 20 minutes in lost it and couldn't get it back up, but never finished. Man, if that chick was awake she probably would have been pissed!
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Rupert Buttermilk posted:It's not 'want' to do, it's 'wont' to do. my confessions is I'm glad someone else made a  post about it before I did
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DOMDOM posted:dont confuse whiskey dick & drunk dick grandpa, sheesh I have never ever heard whiskey dick described as anything other than "you're drunk so your dick does not function"
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Jul 22, 2016 02:14
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dicks are like driving skills, when you're drunk they become either entirely useless or heightened in function* *please don't drink and drive/gently caress
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Either can happen, sometimes you drink too much and it won't go up and sometimes you drink too much and it won't go down
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SciFiDownBeat posted:dicks are like driving skills, when you're drunk they become either entirely useless or heightened in function* actually drinking and loving is cool and good* * - do not drink too much or else!!!
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Do not drink and have sex because then you cannot properly consent you are not in the proper mind set, that's RAPE!!
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quote:My mom looks like terry gross but shes 2 years younger. Even the young photos are incredibly similar quote:i'm furry af
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quote:My mom looks like terry gross but shes 2 years younger. Even the young photos are incredibly similar 
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CJacobs posted:I have never ever heard whiskey dick described as anything other than "you're drunk so your dick does not function" That's my only definition, too. Though I've had the other, also, just never attributed it to alcohol.
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Jul 22, 2016 15:37
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The only people I heard of that this would apply to were also furries though
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quote:i'm furry af 
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quote:i'm furry af your head from your neck
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all dogs go to heaven, all furries go to hell
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My anonymous confession is that I have been separately accused of being both Putty and Nooner, but the awful truth is that I'm actually gay 
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you hosed up by not switching the words "I'm" and "actually." 4/10
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Jul 22, 2016 19:06
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Those tumblr people are loving weirdos but I want to be an actual animal
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SciFiDownBeat posted:you hosed up by not switching the words "I'm" and "actually." 4/10 gently caress... I blew it big , but I wanted to evade the censors. I appreciate your constrictive criticism and I promise to try harder next time.
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quote:I am an alcoholic. I drink by myself almost every night after my family goes to sleep and if I can't, I try to go to sleep as early as possible to avoid dealing with it once 11 PM or so rolls around and it hits me that I'm sober. I can go one or two nights without it if I run out but after that, I start to freak out and think about it constantly. I've been in denial about this for a long time but I finally realized it last month. quote:A few months ago, I became obsessed with a lady who had her nude pictures leaked online. The word "perfect" could not capture this woman's beauty. After I dug up her personal info, I briefly considered quitting my job and moving nearer to where she lives. I quickly came to my senses, but I still dream about her (literally).
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Stay strong, alcoholic goon  That was somewhat more of a feel-good post than I was expecting, and I'm glad you haven't drunk since the trip happened. But you should definitely tell your wife about it. It'd make pouring out the rum make a lot more sense in retrospect, and it's also the kind of thing your spouse should know so she doesn't do things like buy you bottles of rum as a nice gesture. Request her discretion if you don't want it generally known, but please tell her about it.Goon who's fed up with their friends: I went to a super-liberal but really fancy college, where most of your friend options are either from the "super-rich rear end in a top hat" or "'activist' who only cares about pop culture because they're actually really privileged" varieties, so I can see where you're coming from on this. You can still find plenty of people that fit one definition or the other who are super chill, though; I'm guessing that most of your friends fit that bill or you wouldn't have become friends with them in the first place. Try to keep that in mind. If you need a break from them, try to find some other friends in other ways (meeting new friends as an adult is hard but doable), but don't burn your bridges. And don't crash college parties to get laid; that sounds kinda creepery. I'm sure a lot of college girls are on Tinder anyway. Oh, and why would you talk about hauntingly beautiful nudes and not post them, what's wrong with you 
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Alcohol confessor: are you treated by a psychiatrist and do they know about your drinking? Other confessor: you are a strange man.
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Alcoholic dude sounds more like an insomniac who drinks to stop his mind from racing at night. They got pills for that, see a psychiatrist.
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Reclaimer posted:Alcoholic dude sounds more like an insomniac who drinks to stop his mind from racing at night. They got pills for that, see a psychiatrist. you realise thats withdrawal? like obviously not for everyone but if you drink every night you're not going to be able to sleep when you stop
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Reclaimer posted:Alcoholic dude sounds more like an insomniac who drinks to stop his mind from racing at night. They got pills for that, see a psychiatrist. As someone with who has struggled with sleep issues his whole life, don't use alcohol to medicate. You get worse sleep and end up being more exhausted. Reclaimer is right. There are a host of options to ensure you are properly rested and will help you get back to normal.
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The best thing you can do is workout. Get a gym membership and just something for 30-60 minutes a day. The workout relieves stress and will help you sleep. Pretty soon your body remembers that it can sleep without booze and things get better.
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Bonzo posted:The best thing you can do is workout. Get a gym membership and just something for 30-60 minutes a day. The workout relieves stress and will help you sleep. Starting Strength is a good workout plan for this. Heck you only go three days a week.
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H.H posted:I was born in China, but never knew my birth parents and was adopted by a white couple in America while I was a baby. As a white person I take offense to this.
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quote:Like a year ago I was browsing the porn looking for my next wank material when I happened upon a streaming site. Nothing unusual about that except one chick was streaming naked while playing Super Smash Bros Online on the For Glory mode with Charizard. I thoroughly enjoyed the stream but did not climax because Charizard is garbage-tier. quote:My wife and I are getting ready to have kids. We're off birth control and are being "careful" with ye olde pulling out and tracking periods method. We want to wait another two months so we aren't pregnant during an upcoming vacation. She ovulated yesterday. If you have ever had the experience of a woman in heat, you will understand how dick crushing hard it was to not blow a load in there with all the fury of a thousand ancestors cheering for the next generation. I think of myself as fairly reasonable and level headed. Besides some baseline angry moments that everyone has, I'd never consider myself a primal person. It was primal last night. Sorry, rambling. Basically I didn't want to pull out. I wanted to hold my wife down and claim her as the mother of my children and knock her up so hard she'd be pregnant for years. It was one of the most fustratingly intense orgasams of my life when she finished me off. All I am think about is having an "accident" and dam the consequences. She can't be mad at me forever. It's not even gaurenteeed to take but Holy poo poo I can smell the fertile. I almost call out sick from work today to take her and do the deed. This is bizzare as poo poo but apparently we're all still animals inside. I'm think I'll do it tonight. Blame it on how hot he sex is and that I wasn't fast enough. Its only two months early. She'll get over it. She already kinda said yes, so really what's the big deal? I haven't been this horny since I was 15.
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H.H posted:
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Hey whoa they make a pill for that too.
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Here's an idea. I can understand her not wanting to be pregnant on holiday, it makes eating and drinking a bit complicated. How about next time you use a condom? The sex will be great as you get to act out your primal instinct yet she won't become pregnant. If the condom breaks, well then that's that, but you want a. Child anyway. And the best thing is you get to do this primal stuff repeatedly until after your vacation. I'd consider it, might be quite the experience to go all caveman in the bedroom repeatedly.
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Hopper posted:Here's an idea. I can understand her not wanting to be pregnant on holiday, it makes eating and drinking a bit complicated. Yeah, just use a condom so you feel next to nothing! Walla!
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"Walla"? You've never seen that word written down, have you?
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Hedrigall posted:"Walla"? You've never seen that word written down, have you? Maybe he's Australian.
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Hedrigall posted:"Walla"? You've never seen that word written down, have you? Read the pyf life hacks thread
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bradzilla posted:Yeah, just use a condom so you feel next to nothing! Walla! Of course a goon who never had sex would assume this myth about condoms is true.
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