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lmao that's so messed up in such a weird way. Even expressing his feelings about it to her is going to be hurtful, and guess what, the tattoo will still be there.
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It's not a bi three way unless you can watch your husband give a completely incompetent blowjob
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Jul 22, 2016 15:46
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Captain Yossarian posted:Hahaha that dude got brutally trolled by his wife ConstantDelays fucked around with this message at 15:50 on Jul 22, 2016 |
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Jul 22, 2016 15:48
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Something awful my wife doesn't seem thrilled by the tattoo of Krusty huffing that I got over my crack (have to do stink lines next session), what do I do
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Jul 22, 2016 15:48
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Help me Reddit my wife got a photorealistic tattoo of my butt, on her butt life-size
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Jul 22, 2016 15:50
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ArbitraryC posted:I think most people have ex's and such they can fall back on for booty calls should they end up single but it's a bit different when someone is pretty openly jonesin for your partner to the point where it's disrespectful to you and your partner doesn't seem to care. We used to get a lot of e/n threads like that but they fell off as our forum got older I imagine. It's crazy how thing's have changed over the years here on SA. Keep up the good thread guys.
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Jul 22, 2016 15:50
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That tattoo one is the best one so far.
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Jul 22, 2016 15:55
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Shampy posted:It's crazy how thing's have changed over the years here on SA. They're still here they just made the EN forum so they wouldn't poo poo up GBS. blarzgh posted:That tattoo one is the best one so far. Yeah that one is all funny and not kinda funny but mostly some sad commentary on the state of our young people.
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blarzgh posted:That tattoo one is the best one so far. Pretend this is a picture of a tattoo of an emptyquote
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Jul 22, 2016 16:00
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I want a tattoo of the "Not an ultimatum" guy
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Jul 22, 2016 16:22
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He has to cum looking at a picture of his own face. Forever.
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ConstantDelays posted:He may be trolled today, but in ten years she'll still be the one whose thigh is tattooed with an ugly picture of her ex-husband. Oh I agree with you 100%,but I'm still chuckling about how much he got unintentionally owned
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Jul 22, 2016 16:26
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loquacius posted:Help me Reddit my wife got a photorealistic tattoo of my butt, on her butt are you chuck tingle
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Thank you! I had just woken up in the sleeper of my husband's truck with diarrhea and I didn't make it in time. I thought I was starting a UTI, so I drank cranberry juice all day. Top that with stress triggered IBS and the fact that I went with my husband completely spontaneously (I am on the spectrum and usually adhere to a rigid schedule,) you had the perfect storm. You came around the corner in the ladies room and I was embarrassed and started to cry. I was looking in the mirror, trying to clean my legs. You said, "it happens to everyone." I couldn't speak, just nod. Another wave hit and I was back in a stall. I just sat there, sobbing when you flushed and stopped by my stall, reaching under to give me a baggie filled of baby wipes. "As I said, happens to everyone. I keep these in case." I thanked you, you washed your hands and left. You were a bright spot in a truly awful night. Those wipes helped me clean up my legs and I reused the ziploc to put wet paper towels in to clean up the places I got on the truck. My husband couldn't even tell when he woke up. Thank you for helping me feel human again. -D
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Jul 22, 2016 16:33
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Lifetime77 posted:This man sounds crushed. Why aren't religious people openly mocked over there?
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Lifetime77 posted:He has to cum looking at a picture of his own face. Forever. yeah hilariously enough it'd be strictly better if she got one of her own face size of a cantaloupe my god...
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Mortimer posted:are you chuck tingle Pounded in the butt, by a photorealistic tattoo of my butt.
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Yeah I think that analogy would work better if your husband put a tattoo of your butt on his dick
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Dreddout posted:Pounded in the butt, by a photorealistic tattoo of my butt. Pounded in the Dickbutt Tattoo on my Butt by a Dick with a Dickbutt Buttfuck Tattoo
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Jul 22, 2016 17:00
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Cashing in my good boy points for a blowie
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Jul 22, 2016 17:04
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Self-face tattoo would be a great for a narcissist. You could look at yourself during sex.
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I [22M] have a feeling that my gf [27F] might be cheating on me.quote:So this started around 5 weeks ago. She was on a 2-day trip to a town (lets call it town A) around 2 hours away from our hometown (town B). She used to visit town A around 1-2 times per year. But recently she started visiting it more often.
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Jul 22, 2016 17:11
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That man has a tremendous amount of respect for his cheating girlfriend's due process rights
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Jul 22, 2016 17:16
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Gaunab posted:I [22M] have a feeling that my gf [27F] might be cheating on me. "My GF has been killing people and burning their bodies. Is she a murderer or am I just paranoid?"
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Jul 22, 2016 17:18
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I've watched enough primetime drama and comedy to know that this is an obvious case of her having an elaborate birthday party planned in city "A" for her man and wants to keep it a secret, and he's ruining the surprise.
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Dogmeat posted:Stuff that's canned and under pressure often uses nitrous oxide or some other inhalant as a propellant so some dudes huff that poo poo from keyboard dusters or cans of whipped cream. Just important to note; duster is not NO2 and in fact NO2 is safe to inhale. The only dangerous part is if you are only breathing NO2 and not getting any O2. Dentists is the gas dentists use, it's not dangerous. At worst it depletes B vitamins or something like that. Compressed air and duster absolutely will wreck your body but it isn't the same thing as whippets. e: oh someone already said that my bad.
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Jul 22, 2016 17:22
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I was struck throughout my reading of that story by how little respect that guy's cheating girlfriend has for his intelligence, but then he finished the post with "is she cheating on me?" and I was like hmm maybe she's on to something there
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kuddles posted:I've watched enough primetime drama and comedy to know that this is an obvious case of her having an elaborate birthday party planned in city "A" for her man and wants to keep it a secret, and he's ruining the surprise. David is the best party planner in state A, and he only takes meetings at night. He's a bit eccentric, sure, but dammit he gets results.
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Jul 22, 2016 17:23
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lol I don't get how these people see something that causes them to confront their SO and then take "you're too suspicious" as an answer
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Jul 22, 2016 17:23
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I don't have compressed air but I have a pressure washer is there any way to get high from that
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dog buttz posted:lol I don't get how these people see something that causes them to confront their SO and then take "you're too suspicious" as an answer The fear of being alone overpowers the fear of being proven as a doormat for many of these types
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Mortimer posted:I don't have compressed air but I have a pressure washer is there any way to get high from that You betcha bud just wrap your lips around the nozzle and turn it on, it just might blow your mind.
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Gaunab posted:I [22M] have a feeling that my gf [27F] might be cheating on me. Good thing this all went down in town A, otherwise I think the guy leaves himself wide open for cyber stalking. These people are just as afraid of computers as my 97-year old grandmother.
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dog buttz posted:lol I don't get how these people see something that causes them to confront their SO and then take "you're too suspicious" as an answer Holding on to the last thread that dangles their only "real" relationship.
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I don't think my boyfriend means to be insulting, but since we started dating he's consistently made comments about my chest being flat or my rear end being small. I'm Asian-American, and we normally are built petite with smaller chests and behinds. He says things like, "Look, my chest is bigger than yours!" or "Look at your small butt." Today we were in a store selling sports goods. He bought shoes while I shopped for a sports bra. We are in Sweden and I didn't pack one with me for runs. Anyways, while shopping he points to a really unflattering bra. I say, "It's not really what I'm looking for. I want something that is more cupped," and he laughs and says, "Let's be real, do you really need it?" I say, "What do you mean? Are you saying I'm flat-chested?", and he continues to laugh, and says, "Well, yeah, I said 'let's be real'," I have confronted him about this several times before about how this hurts my feelings, and how he would not like it if I made comments about his penis length. His apologies feel pretty empty, because he just goes on doing it. I have been insecure about my body since I was young - was ridiculed growing up for being 'too skinny' (and he knows this). I reached a point where I started feeling comfortable and accepting of my body, but this kind of crumbled when I started dating my partner. I have tried the "laugh it off" technique, or to "go with the joke," because I thought, "Maybe I'm being too insecure, and I need to just accept it," but it's not great feeling like your partner finds you unattractive. What are you thoughts? Am I wrong to react this way? I'm not speaking to him right now. He's done this too much, and it really hurts my feelings. I know that he loves me, there is no doubt about that. He is a great partner, but I feel insecure about my body in this relationship. I know that a lot of you may say I need to be confident in myself first, but it's hard when you have a partner at the same time who makes comments that go against what you've been working to overcome. tl;dr partner constantly makes comments about my body type that offend me, apologizes then continues to do it after confrontation, tried laughing it off as another solution, hasn't worked. am I overreacting?
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Jeffrey of YOSPOS posted:I don't think my boyfriend means to be insulting, but since we started dating he's consistently made comments about my chest being flat or my rear end being small. ill need pics to verify 
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"my excellent, perfect, would never change a thing about him boyfriend constantly belittles me. What should I do?" Make fun of his dick. DUH. "Let's be real. Do you really NEED Magnums?"
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Jul 22, 2016 18:54
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hey girls, if your boy is being a dick simply withhold sex for a while and see how uppity they are then you have all the power you fools
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Zzulu posted:hey girls, if your boy is being a dick simply withhold sex for a while and see how uppity they are then This is a stereotype that doesn't always pan out. My ex tried this once and seeing her go through the creeping realization that she had the higher sex drive and couldn't win was hilarious. Or maybe it's just because I could happily jack off while that never did much for her. Either way it's not a fool proof plan, ladies!
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