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He probably makes a new one every time the old one does something that he can't un-see, like taking a dump or inserting a space tampon.
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Ok so after spending 20 years in a mental prison thing, Obrien, and rightfully so, completely snapped so he'd put in his shift, then have some booze at quarks julian and him would go do the battle of britain or whatever was on the schedule that week maybe some bashir and obrien shower sex to cool down after that action due to space catholicism or whatever, obrien felt shame, and would routinely strangle and murder his wife due to this shame rinse and repeat
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Jul 22, 2016 18:16
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Obrien looks like a total bottom, too.
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Jul 22, 2016 18:24
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make it powerbottom and of course
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Jul 22, 2016 18:25
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The kind that lies on his back at the edge of the bed with his legs on your shoulders, and wants you to stand and give him dick real slow while he jerks it. Not the kind that hops on all fours and wants you to just annihilate his rear end.
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Jul 22, 2016 18:27
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Then when he cums he assures you that it's ok to finish in his rear end, since a lot of guys want you to pull out when they cum and take care of yourself.
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Jul 22, 2016 18:29
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By the end of the series O'brien and Bashir got really passionate about their hobby of killing Mexicans. Like they'd both have built u a significant muscle-memory of shooting, stabbing and garroting holo-latinos, to the point of it being a real risk around serving in the fleet during times of crisis.
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Jul 22, 2016 20:35
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"No baby no!" says Keiko 4.0 "IT PUTS ON THE HAT OR IT GETS, THE CHUTE" says obrian, twitching and scratching, tossing down a battered sombrero Ok this got a little dark here I don't
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Jul 22, 2016 20:46
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Met posted:I just watched Remember (Season 3, Episode 6). It starts out with Torres being telepathically-given sex dreams and turns into a loving wild story about undesirable people in a society being executed en masse under the pretense of relocation. I think that's a good ep and good Trek overall.
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naem posted:"No baby no!" says Keiko 4.0 Dark would O'Brien surrounded by Keiko clones, like Mudd from TOS.
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Jul 22, 2016 20:54
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I hope Quark doesn't turn into a parody of himself because so far (early S2) he's really well written and acted. But I could see this moving to the absurd.
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Sten Freak posted:I hope Quark doesn't turn into a parody of himself because so far (early S2) he's really well written and acted. But I could see this moving to the absurd. ehh he's pretty consistent really. They get more into Ferengi focused shows later on that some people don't like, but I usually found them pretty amusing
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Quark suffers a little due to some weak plot and continuity requirements at times, but he never completely disappoints. Quark would never go for a 6 like Ezri shadow puppet of a fucked around with this message at 21:02 on Jul 22, 2016 |
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Jul 22, 2016 20:59
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Profit and Lace is the low point in the Ferengi specific episodes, but the rest never fail to be a fun time.
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Mondian posted:Profit and Lace is the low point in the Ferengi specific episodes, but the rest never fail to be a fun time. non-Andrea Martin moogie dragged down things in the Ferengi episodes. They should have used Pel in that role instead. Pel could buy her way as Quark's mom via cornering the market on moogie's desiccated remains or something. Or she uses the ancestry market to depress the value of Keldar's parentage and leverage her way to be his legal guardian. shadow puppet of a fucked around with this message at 21:08 on Jul 22, 2016 |
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Jul 22, 2016 21:05
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sometimes i wish the grand nagus would just drop by my house running some sort of wacky con
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Oberleutnant posted:computer make a nice juicy aple for chief obrien copmuter put a turd inside the apple This had me gigglin for a few minutes at work just now. Trying to stop just made me laugh harder. My coworker keeps looking at me weird and I keep making transporter noises when he looks away
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shadow puppet of a posted:Quark suffers a little due to some weak plot and continuity requirements at times, but he never completely disappoints. ezri is cute as a fuckin button and I will fight anyone who says otherwise
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Jul 22, 2016 21:14
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"Computer run O'Brien-Alamo program #1. Insert Phil Collins as William Travis, John Wayne as Davy Crockett, and Herve Villechaize as Santa Anna." *Phil Collins is known as one of the largest collectors of Alamo memorabilia in the world.
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Big Mean Jerk posted:ezri is cute as a fuckin button and I will fight anyone who says otherwise I will have your back in that fight. Sten Freak posted:I hope Quark doesn't turn into a parody of himself because so far (early S2) he's really well written and acted. But I could see this moving to the absurd. Quark really only gets tiresome when he goes turbo capitalist ferengi. Most of the time he is quite a good character.
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Automatic Slim posted:"Computer run O'Brien-Alamo program #1. Insert Phil Collins as William Travis, John Wayne as Davy Crockett, and Herve Villechaize as Santa anna Thought this was another criscodisco gay holodeck fantasy at first. I mean I guess it could be both.
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Automatic Slim posted:"Computer run O'Brien-Alamo program #1. Insert Phil Collins as William Travis, John Wayne as Davy Crockett, and Herve Villechaize as Santa Anna."
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so I've been (re)watching all of Voyager. got through the episodes for season 1. Second to last episode of the season with the war-criminal scientist trying to reanimate dead people was decent, the remainder were poo poo. Season two, episode 1. Oh look an old Ford truck just a-floatin in space. Let's pick it up! it still has gas in the tank, oil in the sump, water in the radiator, and the battery isnt dead. Oh and it starts and runs on the first swing. Oh and the AM radio picks up a morse code signal from a nearby planet which has "atmospheric disturbances" so severe that sensors are useless and a shuttle cannae survive so lets land the loving starship there 
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Jul 22, 2016 22:16
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There's coffee in that pickup truck! <scrapes coffee sludge out of cupholder, eats it>
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Hillary Clintons Thong posted:sometimes i wish the grand nagus would just drop by my house running some sort of wacky con The 73rd rule of acquisition states that this would be pretty rad.
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buttcrackmenace posted:so I've been (re)watching all of Voyager. Atoning for past sin?
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Big Mean Jerk posted:There's coffee in that pickup truck! *adds authentic 21st century coffee pattern to replicator*
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Sunswipe posted:Atoning for past sin? early on in the second season I moved someplace that didn't have a UPN affiliate caught an episode here and there later on in the run, but that was all. Haven't seen any of these shows in the better part of a decade, so they are all new to me (and lovely) going to slog through S2E02 and 03 tonight, insh'Allah
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buttcrackmenace posted:so I've been (re)watching all of Voyager. I think you mean an old Ford early hovertruck
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rakovsky maybe posted:I think you mean an old Ford early hovertruck Voyager: a starship staffed by people who don't recognize wheels
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Big Mean Jerk posted:ezri is cute as a fuckin button and I will fight anyone who says otherwise I'll take you in that fight because in fact Ezri is the worst looking type of woman. She's got a short boyish haircut and not a bunch of curves so you're walking behind her in Kroger and she's wearing jeans and a t-shirt and you see the haircut then you think "goddamn he's got a loving juicy rear end Jesus Christy" and then she turns to grab some Bisquik and you realize it's not dude and your whole grocery run is ruined.
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Fact. Ezri was an androgynous J'naii, not a Trill. Her discomfort with the Dax symbiant was physiologically induced and her spots came from an undiagnosed reaction to lokar beans. Trill surgeons are lazy like NHS boob jobs, they just hastily cut a flap in you and slide the plastic lump right in.
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So I mentioned to my wife something about how netflix canada has all the treks. Next thing I know I'm walking past the bedroom and I hear "I don't allow weapons on the promenade". She's at it again on her own. Man that episode one scene between Sisko and Picard, so much rage. Sisko really needed some wormhole therapy.
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buttcrackmenace posted:early on in the second season I moved someplace that didn't have a UPN affiliate You and I are in roughly the same place. Only I'm also watching TNG here and there as well to remind me that trek doesn't suck.
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Trast posted:Quark really only gets tiresome when he goes turbo capitalist ferengi. Oh so just when he's being himself.
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I think Ezri Dax looks like a 12 year old boy. Explains why so many Trekkies have the hots for her.
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shadow puppet of a posted:Fact. Ezri was an androgynous J'naii, not a Trill. Her discomfort with the Dax symbiant was physiologically induced and her spots came from an undiagnosed reaction to lokar beans. Trill surgeons are lazy like NHS boob jobs, they just hastily cut a flap in you and slide the plastic lump right in. please  that poo poo next time, jfcEzri looks kind of like my wife, though my wife is several inches taller. Similar mole though.
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I went outside and watched the franchise's movie 
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