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i didnt get laid until I was 22 and I am happily with a lady and we're having a baby I did have a huge amount of porn though
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# ? Jul 23, 2016 00:08 |
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Jeffrey of YOSPOS posted:that's what every single miserable poster in this thread is telling themselves so I hope for my sake it's true I would try the right kind of propellant to get high, but stay away from the bad kind
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# ? Jul 23, 2016 00:14 |
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Trip Report: Date with Witcher obsessed girl. Very mediocre date. No major problems, but just not much energy came out from either of us and I had to struggle to keep conversation moving. For some reason all of the passion she displayed for our nerdy hobbies during messaging just didn't come out very much IRL and she didn't offer much else to talk about. Also to the surprise of absolutely no one she was much bigger than her pictures implied, to the point that intentional deception is a possibility. She did pay for lunch though which was nice. She barely even talked about the Witcher but she did bring her Gwent game. Not a bad date, just no passion. I do not think there is going to be a second date.
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# ? Jul 23, 2016 00:21 |
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You know what'd set me straight? A game of Gwent.
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# ? Jul 23, 2016 00:26 |
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Chomp8645 posted:Trip Report: Date with Witcher obsessed girl. source your quotes
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# ? Jul 23, 2016 00:27 |
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Poonerman posted:source your quotes Original content do not steal.
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# ? Jul 23, 2016 00:35 |
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Chomp8645 posted:Trip Report: Date with Witcher obsessed girl. Witcher? This is easy. Play with her. Tell her she can have Geralt, and you'll take Triss. Unless you'd prefer Dandelion, NTTAWWT.
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# ? Jul 23, 2016 00:41 |
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A woman obsessed with nerdy indoor/sedentary activities not fit??
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# ? Jul 23, 2016 00:48 |
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I also like how she talks about her dork habits in private but keeps it on the DL in public and clearly that's some kind of red flag.
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# ? Jul 23, 2016 00:51 |
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Chomp8645 posted:Trip Report: Date with Witcher obsessed girl. I've known people like that. They're passionate about their hobbies while messaging but get nervous about seeming dorky when face-to-face. Or she's not actually into it that much and it's just really easy to have passionate conversations while messaging because you can be doing other things as well.
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# ? Jul 23, 2016 00:52 |
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Dogmeat posted:I also like how she talks about her dork habits in private but keeps it on the DL in public and clearly that's some kind of red flag. "Goons, this date I just had with a bunch of nerdy hobbies might actually be an introvert. I'm as stunned as you!"
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# ? Jul 23, 2016 00:56 |
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dog buttz posted:I've known people like that. They're passionate about their hobbies while messaging but get nervous about seeming dorky when face-to-face. Or she's not actually into it that much and it's just really easy to have passionate conversations while messaging because you can be doing other things as well. Yeah I'm not gonna analyze why it happened or say that it indicated anything "wrong" because who knows. I just expected that it would be an easy conversation driver once we were face-to-face but that didn't happen and then nothing else really came up to fill void (I think we both tried but nothing stuck). It is what it is. Frosted Flake posted:A woman obsessed with nerdy indoor/sedentary activities not fit?? She seemed average to thin in her photos and she was in the military at one point so I'm guessing the photos were from that era or shortly after and then she gained weight after she got out. The thing is it's actually not a big deal to me as I kinda like chubby girls anyway. I still thought she was cute. But it's just not good in general to meet someone and immediately realize that there is a significant difference between what you saw online and what you are seeing now.
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# ? Jul 23, 2016 01:01 |
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Chomp8645 posted:Yeah I'm not gonna analyze why it happened or say that it indicated anything "wrong" because who knows. I just expected that it would be an easy conversation driver once we were face-to-face but that didn't happen and then nothing else really came up to fill void (I think we both tried but nothing stuck). It is what it is. Just imagine what she thinks of you.
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# ? Jul 23, 2016 01:17 |
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She probably doesn't
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# ? Jul 23, 2016 01:25 |
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Hey man, hows it going? You doing good? Cool, I'm interested to hea-shut the gently caress up you boring balloon of a retarded single-cell amoeba
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# ? Jul 23, 2016 01:40 |
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Judge Schnoopy posted:Hey man, hows it going? You doing good? Cool, I'm interested to hea-shut the gently caress up you boring balloon of a retarded single-cell amoeba You could have just said you didn't like my story
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# ? Jul 23, 2016 02:27 |
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The Witcher is a fairly good nerd obsession for a girl to have, remember it could always be, like, Supernatural or Steven Universe That said thanks for the update on your mediocre date, I was on the edge of my seat
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# ? Jul 23, 2016 02:41 |
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Chomp are you a fat also
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# ? Jul 23, 2016 03:14 |
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Hold on I'm doing some stuff with my comic con costume, i'll post a picture and then you tell me.
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# ? Jul 23, 2016 03:26 |
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We need more soul crushing depression in here. To paraphrase the comment "Fuuuuuuck bro" quote:
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# ? Jul 23, 2016 03:29 |
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the keylogger part is some shakespeare-level irony, wow. i hope the wife actually gets some help though
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# ? Jul 23, 2016 03:42 |
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loquacius posted:The Witcher is a fairly good nerd obsession for a girl to have, remember it could always be, like, Supernatural or Steven Universe Just for fun* I checked out the comments of an AVClub review of Steven Universe and they were arguing about if one character is trans based entirely on the name. *Actually it was because I hate myself and this is less messy than cutting or some other dumb poo poo.
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# ? Jul 23, 2016 03:52 |
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Holy poo poo that's dark, jesus christ...
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# ? Jul 23, 2016 04:08 |
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He lost the woman he loved the day they got married and slowly became miserable and insecure as she secretly wallowed her own misery, unwilling to be herself in his presence ever again. Now that he's learned the truth, he can finally take steps to fix it....and there's a good chance it'll fail anyway and end up with him losing her entirely.
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# ? Jul 23, 2016 04:10 |
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Jeffrey of YOSPOS posted:Holy poo poo that's dark, jesus christ... It also would work well as a film. There are at least three distinct film ideas that would not only work but work well from that post. The one from the guy's perspective that hides the twist, like that post, the one from the girls' perspective which would be kinda artsy I guess and intentionally misinterpret the guy's feelings and intentions, and one from the observer's perspective. I am storyboarding it in my head right now.
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# ? Jul 23, 2016 04:10 |
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loquacius posted:whoooooooooo's ready to hear about some lovely inlaws sweet sassy molassy! take the money out of your retirement and put it in a private account right now buddy. your wife might hate you for a bit, but it is better than the divorce you will go through once her inlaws piss away all of that money. no amount of resentment will sting worse than losing $25k i grantee, and you will lose it. lol seriously, a french restaurant? does he know not know how hard it is to make a loving hotdog stand profitable, let along garbage snales and frogs french food thats assuming they even plan to open a restaurant, and won't just buy a new car or something.
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# ? Jul 23, 2016 04:12 |
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I am amazed at the volume of weird rear end poo poo in only two weeks - thanks for making this thread good everyone.
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# ? Jul 23, 2016 04:30 |
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two more that could ve solved with some facefucking. "wife won't gimmie blowies" guy and puke fetish girlfriend guy these reddit dudes need to grab some ears and gently caress some faces this isn't rocket science
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# ? Jul 23, 2016 05:17 |
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e: Ok fine if you don't want me to then I won't. ee: ok it's back up lol just look down! Meme Poker Party fucked around with this message at 05:29 on Jul 23, 2016 |
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# ? Jul 23, 2016 05:19 |
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the gently caress are you doing don't do that. come on
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# ? Jul 23, 2016 05:28 |
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Chomp8645 posted:I used to be a fat but I lost some weight over the last year or so. But it's hard to judge oneself on these matters so idk you tell me. Am I still a fat? quoting this for posterity
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# ? Jul 23, 2016 05:29 |
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someone pay attention to Chomp8645 so I don't have to look at his cosplay selfies
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# ? Jul 23, 2016 05:33 |
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Let it be known that on July 23, 2016, a goon posted cosplay pictures of himself in the https://www.reddit.com/r/relationships thread. Now we survivors must figure out how, or even if, we can carry on.
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# ? Jul 23, 2016 05:36 |
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Sorry I didn't know it would be so upsetting.
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# ? Jul 23, 2016 05:38 |
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Chomp8645 posted:e: Ok fine if you don't want me to then I won't. OHHHH fffFuck yeaH saw that poo poo coming a mile back
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# ? Jul 23, 2016 05:42 |
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Iron Prince posted:OHHHH fffFuck yeaH saw that poo poo coming a mile back It's ok idc. I just took em out because people didn't seem to like it. You can keep em or do whatever.
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# ? Jul 23, 2016 05:44 |
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Chomp8645 posted:do whatever.
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# ? Jul 23, 2016 05:46 |
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You flatter me, sir.
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# ? Jul 23, 2016 05:47 |
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Chomp8645 posted:Sorry I didn't know it would be so upsetting. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GEStsLJZhzo
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