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Volkerball
Oct 15, 2009

by FactsAreUseless
Small dogs that yap should all be killed.

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Aurubin
Mar 17, 2011

Volkerball posted:

Small dogs that yap should all be killed.

What police department do you work for?

paranoid randroid
Mar 4, 2007

gently caress HARAMBE posted:

subscribed to chapo trap house

theyre good, but i want to smack whichever one it is that breathes heavily into their mic like a complete goon

paranoid randroid
Mar 4, 2007
also credit where credit is due, their interview with conor kilpatrick was pretty good and he is far more tolerable when hes not being a twitter smuglord

exmarx
Feb 18, 2012


The experience over the years
of nothing getting better
only worse.

paranoid randroid posted:

theyre good, but i want to smack whichever one it is that breathes heavily into their mic like a complete goon

that's felix

amber a'lee frost sounds exactly like sarah silverman???
https://twitter.com/deep_beige/status/756542918752608256

Disinterested
Jun 29, 2011

You look like you're still raking it in. Still killing 'em?
http://www.theguardian.com/politics/2016/jul/22/intelligence-services-using-dark-practices-against-jeremy-corbyn

some goony poo poo right here

PupsOfWar
Dec 6, 2013

I didnt know they were making an American Gods adaptation

trailer looks alright

Tiler Kiwi
Feb 26, 2011
my parents have two big dogs and theyre alright

dogs are a little too neurotic about poo poo for my tastes tho

like you can cause one of them to absolutely melt down by just standing in one place during a walk and it causes this feedback loop as his own panic results in further neurosis until hes reduced to a pile of cooling isotopes during the time it took you to take a picture of an interesting twig

he's got issues since he got abandoned by prior owners so thats part of it. like i feel bad for the poor guy but its sort of draining to accidentally inflict sanity damage to things because you wanted to tie your shoes or leave the house without performing the correct coping rituals.

little dog is alright. she belongs to my brother/sister in law and they've both kind of spoiled her (sister in law worse) so she has learned real bad habits like constant, unending whining and that separation anxiety is a cool thing that is to be encouraged and nurtured because it is "cute" when an animal reacts with distressed joy upon seeing you again after being convinced you had left forever.

in my experience cats just puke/poo poo/piss on your work shirts and scratch up your furniture and i find that a bit less tiring to have to deal with. they are also very soft and cuddly.

Tiler Kiwi
Feb 26, 2011
dogs are like little precious and tragically stupid children that struggle with object permanence. cats are fluffy fur tubes which turn food into poo poo which you hope ends up in a box. that is my honest judgement.

Alec Bald Snatch
Sep 12, 2012

by exmarx
work/herding/hunting breeds are good

hounds probably best

most other dogs aren't really dogs just bigger cats with codependency issues

Aves Maria!
Jul 26, 2008

Maybe I'll drown

Small Frozen Thing posted:

Honestly dog people and cat people are like loving console warriors

They're both good you dumbasses

no

Homura and Sickle
Apr 21, 2013
are dogs playstation or xbox one

Aurubin
Mar 17, 2011

Jagchosis posted:

are dogs playstation or xbox one

The real question is what kind of pet is the Wii U. Fish?

cinci zoo sniper
Mar 15, 2013




Aurubin posted:

The real question is what kind of pet is the Wii U. Fish?
dogs

woke wedding drone
Jun 1, 2003

by exmarx
Fun Shoe
dogs are pc, endlessly configurable

all other domestic animals are lowly consoles, limited to a single function such as "provide milk" or "catch mice"

Homura and Sickle
Apr 21, 2013

Aurubin posted:

The real question is what kind of pet is the Wii U. Fish?

wii u is definitely a barely domesticated exotic animal illegally imported that dies in a year

cinci zoo sniper
Mar 15, 2013




SedanChair posted:

dogs are pc, endlessly configurable

all other domestic animals are lowly consoles, limited to a single function such as "provide milk" or "catch mice"
cats are linux gaming computers

Arsonist Daria
Feb 27, 2011

Requiescat in pace.
chickens are a graphing calculator

Rodatose
Jul 8, 2008

corn, corn, corn
i asked for the xbox one of animals, which is either a sheep or a goat (I wasn't sure). Then when someone gave me a sheep, I looked at it and said "no, that's the wrong kind of ram!!!!"

Arsonist Daria
Feb 27, 2011

Requiescat in pace.

Rodatose posted:

i asked for the xbox one of animals, which is either a sheep or a goat (I wasn't sure). Then when someone gave me a sheep, I looked at it and said "no, that's the wrong kind of ram!!!!"

booooooooooo

ass struggle
Dec 25, 2012

by Athanatos
dogs reflect their owners

that's why people like them

you prescribe whatever personality you like on them

whereas cats are just fluffy assholes

Pirate Radar
Apr 18, 2008

You're not my Ruthie!
You're not my Debbie!
You're not my Sherry!
My parents' dogs are incredibly neurotic but only around them; one of them has decided my mom needs to be guarded at all times and doesn't like to leave her side, and the other does that awful submissive pissing thing that's like the one dog behavior I really can't stand. But when I take them for walks they're totally fine.

Pirate Radar
Apr 18, 2008

You're not my Ruthie!
You're not my Debbie!
You're not my Sherry!
My dad's allergic so we've always had PWDs and now I will follow any Twitter or Instagram that has PWDs because they are the Best Dogs, aforementioned guarding and pissing included

I Killed GBS
Jun 2, 2011

by Lowtax
lotta console warriors stinkin up my thread tonight

gonna have to have a purge

Pirate Radar
Apr 18, 2008

You're not my Ruthie!
You're not my Debbie!
You're not my Sherry!

Small Frozen Thing posted:

lotta console warriors stinkin up my thread tonight

gonna have to have a purge

What stuff did people use in place of identity before game consoles

Ford vs. GM?

PupsOfWar
Dec 6, 2013

Chantilly Say posted:

What stuff did people use in place of identity before game consoles

Ford vs. GM?

sports

I Killed GBS
Jun 2, 2011

by Lowtax

Chantilly Say posted:

What stuff did people use in place of identity before game consoles

Ford vs. GM?

Sports teams.

Edit: Beaten.

PupsOfWar
Dec 6, 2013

also race and sex and gender and class of course but you know

Pirate Radar
Apr 18, 2008

You're not my Ruthie!
You're not my Debbie!
You're not my Sherry!
I mean stuff like physical possessions. I own this thing, therefore?

Sports teams make marginally more sense to me because at least it's based on where you live

I Killed GBS
Jun 2, 2011

by Lowtax

Chantilly Say posted:

I mean stuff like physical possessions. I own this thing, therefore?

Sports teams make marginally more sense to me because at least it's based on where you live

Oh yeah, car brands for sure then.

PupsOfWar
Dec 6, 2013

cars were always big

not binary brand-wars as such so much as hey, what can you afford

watches, clothes

music styles as foci for cliques

basically just read a sinclair lewis novel or watch a tv show from the 1990s that features a high school

PupsOfWar fucked around with this message at 09:02 on Jul 23, 2016

treasured8elief
Jul 25, 2011

Salad Prong

Lumberjack Bonanza posted:

chickens are a graphing calculator

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jre-aMAgP5I

exmarx
Feb 18, 2012


The experience over the years
of nothing getting better
only worse.

Volkerball
Oct 15, 2009

by FactsAreUseless
https://www.youtube.com/shared?ci=uWktiZq7qh0

Avshalom
Feb 14, 2012

by Lowtax
submissive pissing is my hobby

Pirate Radar
Apr 18, 2008

You're not my Ruthie!
You're not my Debbie!
You're not my Sherry!

Avshalom posted:

submissive pissing is my hobby

Everything about it?

Avshalom
Feb 14, 2012

by Lowtax

Chantilly Say posted:

Everything about it?
i got a free black breasted red araucana rooster today, his name is aureliano

Pirate Radar
Apr 18, 2008

You're not my Ruthie!
You're not my Debbie!
You're not my Sherry!

Avshalom posted:

i got a free black breasted red araucana rooster today, his name is aureliano

I'm not sure what to do with this information.

Alec Bald Snatch
Sep 12, 2012

by exmarx


tobias forge surprisingly does a decent messiah marcolin impression

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1VOqfl3cu6o

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Alec Bald Snatch
Sep 12, 2012

by exmarx

Avshalom posted:

submissive pissing is my hobby

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