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nice guy stories pleasequote:A loose female acquaintance of mine calls me at 1:00am today and asks me if I could print something on the computer for her and bring it over in the afternoon. "Hey yeah sure sure, whatever you need I'll help you, I'm all yours," I tell her. She sends me this file and lo and behold I can't open it. It's made in Microsoft Publisher and I don't have that program so I begin panicing, trying to find this program or a way to print the file. Scouring the internet yields no results and I do my usual pacing in my room. quote:There was this guy in first year... I was pretty lonely and desperate for friends so we hung out all the time even though he was kind of odd. He started off being really kind to me, bringing me food and hanging out with me when I was super depressed.
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# ? Jul 24, 2016 20:12 |
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# ? May 11, 2024 12:56 |
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haha holy poo poo
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# ? Jul 24, 2016 20:18 |
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1nDq1HoNm-E
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# ? Jul 24, 2016 20:20 |
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Ratjaculation posted:nice guy stories please this is why 2D>3D
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# ? Jul 24, 2016 20:45 |
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# ? Jul 24, 2016 20:47 |
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ok so anorexia and mental illness in general is no joke but theres something totally effin hot about a chick wholl suck spaghetti outta me dick to live
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# ? Jul 24, 2016 20:54 |
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I think that im a pretty nice guy but I also like having unprotected sex with hot slam pieces which fukking owns btw.
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# ? Jul 24, 2016 20:58 |
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"my parents always told me to buy used" Stealing this line.....Can't wait to get the chance use it.
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# ? Jul 24, 2016 21:02 |
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Full sexual communism now. I'm tired of the 1% hoarding all the vaginas while the noble bearded internet Marxist works his fingers to the bone posting and then has to settle for masturbating to that one time he saw his sisters friend's boob by accident.
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# ? Jul 24, 2016 21:04 |
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mods, i know people say this all the time in jest, but i'm being completely serious right now: please change my name to Davey Douchefuck
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# ? Jul 24, 2016 21:05 |
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Could you guys please stop doxxing me?
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# ? Jul 24, 2016 21:06 |
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PM = PRIVATE message
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# ? Jul 24, 2016 21:13 |
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Am I Davey Douchefuck? It sounds like me.
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# ? Jul 24, 2016 21:14 |
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Wasn't that printer story a goon? Also, if you're going to haul a printer for miles for a girl, at least make sure she's single before you go. Or maybe be bi, so you could bang her boyfriends gay friend. That story never ceases to make me laugh though. Also, I'd gently caress that anorexic chick fat.
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# ? Jul 24, 2016 21:15 |
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The General posted:Wasn't that printer story a goon? Also, if you're going to haul a printer for miles for a girl, at least make sure she's single before you go. Or maybe be bi, so you could bang her boyfriends gay friend. That story never ceases to make me laugh though. loving her fat then dumping her because she's become a slam whale epic move
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# ? Jul 24, 2016 21:18 |
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here's me (i'm the girl) lol just kidding, i'm the shoe in the background
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# ? Jul 24, 2016 21:30 |
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The General posted:Wasn't that printer story a goon? Also, if you're going to haul a printer for miles for a girl, at least make sure she's single before you go. Or maybe be bi, so you could bang her boyfriends gay friend. That story never ceases to make me laugh though. yeah he was a goon and then he killed himself
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# ? Jul 24, 2016 21:36 |
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in the op voted 5
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# ? Jul 24, 2016 21:37 |
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Jose posted:in the op voted 5 https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dHGCRDUAJkg
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# ? Jul 24, 2016 21:38 |
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He needed to kill himself Like a disgraced samurai committing ritual suicide
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# ? Jul 24, 2016 21:39 |
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Doctor Schnabel posted:yeah he was a goon and then he killed himself Been wanting to try that out for a bunch of years now. Is that the secret? Carrying a printer for 2 miles for a "thank you."? I just don't understand his desire for a hug though. You open your arms and approach, pretty much all my friends will hug me. Unless you're sweaty as gently caress from walking carrying a printer for an hour (or more? How far is a mile in a unit that makes sense?)
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# ? Jul 24, 2016 21:46 |
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"Nice" guys are real creepy IMO. Now openly creepy guys are OK in my book though, at least they shoot straight.
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# ? Jul 24, 2016 21:51 |
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What about nice gals?
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# ? Jul 24, 2016 21:53 |
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Doctor Schnabel posted:yeah he was a goon and then he killed himself He finally put that printer down. Rest easy brave goon
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# ? Jul 24, 2016 21:56 |
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the destruction and evolution of language is a weird thing, it is now better to represent your flaws and perversion than to risk being associated with the millions of adult virgins who write fan fics about being kind to a woman until she becomes his slave when i meet girls from tinder i say 'im not a nice guy' then i start leaning against my car like george costanza in the bad boy george episode
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# ? Jul 24, 2016 21:57 |
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Gaunab posted:What about nice gals? They don't exist because all women are fundamentally evil hell demons who should be locked in a submarine and sank to the bottom of the sea. Source: I'm a nice guy.
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# ? Jul 24, 2016 21:57 |
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Gaunab posted:What about nice gals? fatties
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# ? Jul 24, 2016 22:11 |
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Gaunab posted:What about nice gals? It's just the fat acceptance movement, same pattern of logic and entitlement
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# ? Jul 24, 2016 22:22 |
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Gaunab posted:What about nice gals? Those are the girls who try to flirt by saying they don't get along with other women and have no female friends. do not trust them.
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# ? Jul 24, 2016 22:25 |
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You can look at girls and nobody can stop you. It's pretty pleasant in its own right and you can be as perverted and blatant about it as you wish. But touch them and all bets are off. Imprisonment, rabies, struck by lightning, alimony and being banned from the premises are just a few of the dangers associated with touching women. Just take a gander and if one looks back smile a toothy goon grin. Maybe she smiles too. Pleasure without pain.
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# ? Jul 24, 2016 22:33 |
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a dog from hell posted:You can look at girls and nobody can stop you. It's pretty pleasant in its own right and you can be as perverted and blatant about it as you wish. what the gently caress is wrong with you?
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# ? Jul 24, 2016 22:55 |
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Mumpy Puffinz posted:what the gently caress is wrong with you? Everything.
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# ? Jul 24, 2016 22:56 |
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I'm checking out all the women in this thread right now. Or at very least all the dudes with long hair who kinda look like women from behind.
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# ? Jul 24, 2016 22:57 |
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Used to do things for my female friends, then I learned that women have no clue how to be real friends.
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# ? Jul 24, 2016 22:58 |
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*makes a silly joke* Some Guy: What the #@$! is wrong with you!?!?
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# ? Jul 24, 2016 23:01 |
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Honestly, the biggest issue is that they never follow up by asking us out. There are lots of nice guys I'd have dated if they'd ever asked, but they didn't.
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# ? Jul 24, 2016 23:01 |
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a dog from hell posted:Everything. fair enough.
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# ? Jul 24, 2016 23:01 |
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Nice guys also seem to spend a lot of time angrily imagining women having sex with other men, even when we're like... not doing that. They're sure we are though.
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# ? Jul 24, 2016 23:04 |
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Pick posted:Honestly, the biggest issue is that they never follow up by asking us out. There are lots of nice guys I'd have dated if they'd ever asked, but they didn't. They're probably internet people who have had it repeatedly drilled into their heads that taking the initiative and being openly interested in a woman who hasn't given you explicit permission to do so is basically sexual harassment, hence why they think the successful dudes who do these things are "jerks" who "don't respect women".
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# ? Jul 24, 2016 23:09 |
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ArbitraryC posted:They're probably internet people who have had it repeatedly drilled into their heads that taking the initiative and being openly interested in a woman who hasn't given you explicit permission to do so is basically sexual harassment, hence why they think the successful dudes who do these things are "jerks" who "don't respect women".
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