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eSports Chaebol posted:
What the gently caress is this and can I jerk you off while you make it for me
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# ? Jul 25, 2016 00:53 |
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# ? Jun 13, 2024 06:00 |
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Bartenders have to mix drinks behind a magic curtain in utah
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# ? Jul 25, 2016 00:53 |
Nooner posted:Why don't you stop being a pretentious retard and just shoot your whiskey like a grown man idiot
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# ? Jul 25, 2016 00:58 |
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Cnut the Great posted:I'm paying a 25% tip on a glass of overpriced Evan Williams, sorry that I expect you to go through the Herculean effort of putting a dash of water in my whiskey when I ask for it. "Whiskey with water" isn't some sort of obscure command, you're a professional bartender, if you don't know what it means then you suck at your job. I'm not going to bitch at you for not measuring out my preferred amount of water down to the exact milligram, but you should know that "whiskey with water" means a splash, it doesn't mean make a third of the drink water. you are either an obvious troll or a motherfucking idiot
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# ? Jul 25, 2016 01:00 |
Dave_Indeed posted:Stop being a pussy and drink the liquor like you don't get out of the shower to pee.
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# ? Jul 25, 2016 01:11 |
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stop ordering whiskey at a club
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# ? Jul 25, 2016 01:13 |
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I'm not really a drinker, but I'm kind of skeptical that adding a tiny bit of water to whiskey could do anything meaningful, given that it's more than half water to begin with.
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# ? Jul 25, 2016 01:13 |
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Edgar posted:Bartenders have to mix drinks behind a magic curtain in utah utah is a terrible place
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# ? Jul 25, 2016 01:16 |
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Cnut the Great posted:I can't get drunk on beer, it makes me bloated and gives me killer nausea the next day. My doctor told me it's because the lining of my stomach is abnormally sensitive, then he told me to get down on my knees and suck his cock like the pussy-rear end little bitch that I am. i am now your doctor
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# ? Jul 25, 2016 01:17 |
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vols bitch posted:i am now your doctor
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# ? Jul 25, 2016 01:38 |
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Cnut the Great posted:who can't nail down the incredibly simple concept of "whiskey with water"? I don't want ice in my drink. I also don't want you to drown the loving thing with the water sprayer. I just want a dash of water in my whiskey. Is this really that foreign of a concept? Why do I have to yell my rear end off in the club trying to explain what I actually want to professional bartenders? Pro tip OP Ask for whiskey and a glass of water Then use the straw, your finger, and the water to add the precise amount of water you want
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# ? Jul 25, 2016 01:40 |
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"Whiskey with a splash of water" would do you fine if you absolutely cannot stop being a douchebag who refuses to shoot his whiskey like a normal human being. Whiskey hipster.
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# ? Jul 25, 2016 01:54 |
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brb registering my new app called whispster
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# ? Jul 25, 2016 01:55 |
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Acid Haze posted:e: I have a distrust of bartenders mixing my drinks, ever since I got sick from whatever the guy was putting in the whiskey sours at this bar party. I was tipping the guy a lot and he hosed me with a couple terrible drinks that made me sick. It was at a large gathering, I understand he's working fast, but whatever I got didn't taste like whiskey at all. Almost puked, left the bar, and it was straight bourbon (with cold water) from then on out. You can't order a whiskey sour at most bars cause they use garbage premixed neon "sour mix"
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# ? Jul 25, 2016 01:59 |
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It's better than what I and I'm sure many others do. poo poo. Some people shovel dirt for a living.
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# ? Jul 25, 2016 02:12 |
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"whisky with a spash of water, no ice" op You're a dumb gently caress if you expect a bartender to give you your special flower whisky in a nightclub when everyone else orders it another way.
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# ? Jul 25, 2016 02:18 |
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OP have you considered ordering a "gay drink for homosexuals" and then sucking a strange man's dick in the bathroom stall?
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# ? Jul 25, 2016 02:21 |
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ElGroucho posted:Pro tip OP This
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# ? Jul 25, 2016 02:22 |
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I will destroy you opApplewhite posted:OP have you considered ordering a "gay drink for homosexuals" and then sucking a strange man's dick in the bathroom stall?
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# ? Jul 25, 2016 02:26 |
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Cnut the Great posted:who can't nail down the incredibly simple concept of "whiskey with water"? I don't want ice in my drink. I also don't want you to drown the loving thing with the water sprayer. I just want a dash of water in my whiskey. Is this really that foreign of a concept? Why do I have to yell my rear end off in the club trying to explain what I actually want to professional bartenders? Probably because the water that is served for drinking comes out of a pressurised sprayer that doesn't have a low setting, and they are unused to people requesting such an order so have not thought out a way to fulfil it more successfully/wouldn't want to make the effort anyway.
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# ? Jul 25, 2016 02:26 |
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Cnut the Great posted:who can't nail down the incredibly simple concept of "whiskey with water"? I don't want ice in my drink. I also don't want you to drown the loving thing with the water sprayer. I just want a dash of water in my whiskey. Is this really that foreign of a concept? Why do I have to yell my rear end off in the club trying to explain what I actually want to professional bartenders? what the gently caress who just orders watered down whiskey why would you do this
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# ? Jul 25, 2016 02:28 |
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Cnut the Great posted:"Whiskey with water" isn't some sort of obscure command it is, gently caress you it's above and beyond the normal level of weak rear end bullshit that they deal with on a day to day basis it's like going to a restaurant and ordering extra mild hot sauce they're used to pussies, that's why they have the mild sauce, but extra mild? what? has someone actually arrived that is too loving wimpy to handle "mild"? do we actually need to somehow find a level of hot between "mild" and "this is literally just water, you can't sell this to him and pretend it's hot sauce, this restaurant has standards and i don't care how much of a homo he is"?
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# ? Jul 25, 2016 02:32 |
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cock hero flux posted:it is, gently caress you
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# ? Jul 25, 2016 02:34 |
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ElGroucho posted:Pro tip OP yo if this technique is too much trouble for your bitch rear end. order whiskey on the rocks and then fish the ice out and i dunno throw it on the floor, some of the ice melts and you get the flavor from the dudes rear end that you were undoubtedly fingering
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# ? Jul 25, 2016 02:36 |
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cock hero flux posted:it is, gently caress you Holy loving poo poo
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# ? Jul 25, 2016 02:39 |
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you might get odd looks for ordering straight gin but don't let anything deter you from making good decicions
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# ? Jul 25, 2016 02:40 |
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the thread has gotten fun
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# ? Jul 25, 2016 02:45 |
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Cnut the Great posted:who can't nail down the incredibly simple concept of "whiskey with water"? I don't want ice in my drink. I also don't want you to drown the loving thing with the water sprayer. I just want a dash of water in my whiskey. Is this really that foreign of a concept? Why do I have to yell my rear end off in the club trying to explain what I actually want to professional bartenders? Say Whiskey and water no rocks. Its literally that simple.
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# ? Jul 25, 2016 02:52 |
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cock hero flux posted:it is, gently caress you
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# ? Jul 25, 2016 03:40 |
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cock hero flux posted:it is, gently caress you
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# ? Jul 25, 2016 03:45 |
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bartenders around here have a real problem making my drink of choice, which is beer on the rocks it's 1.5oz of beer and 3 ice cubes this poo poo is not hard to gently caress up but you'd be surprised how few places can make a good one
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# ? Jul 25, 2016 03:52 |
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when you think about it the fact that the op is complaining that bartenders put the wrong amount of water in his whiskey is really stupid hanks for listening to my thoughts. god bless us all
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# ? Jul 25, 2016 03:55 |
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VendaGoat posted:Because, aside from "model", decent looking chick with a nice rack, doesn't always pay well. oh it absolutely does but it requires actual intelligence and marketable skills
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# ? Jul 25, 2016 03:56 |
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bartenders are the attractive people that are too stupid to clear the agonizing low bar of minimum skills for sales edit: servers are a rung below that
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# ? Jul 25, 2016 03:58 |
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Business Gorillas posted:bartenders are the attractive people that are too stupid to clear the agonizing low bar of minimum skills for sales some of my best friends are bartenders who are smarter and cooler than you so smell my dick
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# ? Jul 25, 2016 04:00 |
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Enfield posted:some of my best friends are bartenders who are smarter and cooler than you so smell my dick this is probably true. a good bartender is a valued treasure but 99% of them are moving trash
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# ? Jul 25, 2016 04:06 |
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Business Gorillas posted:oh it absolutely does but it requires actual intelligence and marketable skills Holy poo poo... Shots fired.
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# ? Jul 25, 2016 04:09 |
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There's this girl bartender at my local spot that is apparently getting her masters degree. It's weird because she is unbelievably stupid.
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# ? Jul 25, 2016 04:29 |
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Chinatown posted:There's this girl bartender at my local spot that is apparently getting her masters degree. Even the unbelievably stupid can get financed for things. Paying said things off, is another matter.
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# ? Jul 25, 2016 04:34 |
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Business Gorillas posted:this is probably true. a good bartender is a valued treasure but 99% of them are moving trash the msjority of bsrtenders i know are decent people and if you think this youre probably going to weener bars
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# ? Jul 25, 2016 04:37 |