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bradzilla posted:Yeah, just use a condom so you feel next to nothing! Walla! Increases my stamina by 300%! 7 seconds to 21 seconds
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Hedrigall posted:"Walla"? You've never seen that word written down, have you? hurrr Hopper posted:Of course a goon who never had sex would assume this myth about condoms is true. lol
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# ? Jul 24, 2016 15:39 |
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Poldarn posted:Increases my stamina by 300%! Hate to break it to you, but that's only a 200% increase.
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# ? Jul 24, 2016 15:41 |
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My other confession is that I'm bad at math.
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# ? Jul 24, 2016 15:45 |
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yo charizard is actually pretty hardcore sometimes
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# ? Jul 24, 2016 17:32 |
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Putty posted:yo charizard is actually pretty hardcore sometimes Blastoise superiority I used to believe in you Putty
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# ? Jul 24, 2016 17:44 |
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quote:I can't stop buying stupid poo poo. I spent $200 on Elite Dangerous to get access to every DLC that comes out. I only played that game for a month. I also spent around $200 on the Dark Souls board game Kickstarter that I'm probably never going to play anyway. I should just tear up my credit cards right now. quote:I am a recently retired NFL football player, and have been a member of SA since high school. I played for a perennially ranked high school football program and have multiple state rings and a national championship, a big time college football program, and I played two years in the league before retiring due to injury concerns. I was never a jock though, I kept books in my locker, was on the chess team and in computer club, and always was a bit of an outsider. I was cool by association because I knew all the guys, spent alot of time with them and was good at football. I wasn't famous, and you wouldn't recognize my name. I was drafted very late.
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H.H posted:I am a recently retired NFL football player, and have been a member of SA since high school. I played for a perennially ranked high school football program and have multiple state rings and a national championship, a big time college football program, and I played two years in the league before retiring due to injury concerns. I was never a jock though, I kept books in my locker, was on the chess team and in computer club, and always was a bit of an outsider. I was cool by association because I knew all the guys, spent alot of time with them and was good at football. I wasn't famous, and you wouldn't recognize my name. I was drafted very late. ya ever suck a weener?
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# ? Jul 24, 2016 18:37 |
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NFL goon you should write a book about it. an expose or something
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# ? Jul 24, 2016 19:39 |
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that's why I don't sports
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# ? Jul 24, 2016 20:01 |
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Celluloid Sam posted:that's why I don't sports have you ever head of a little thing called E-SPORTS
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Nooner posted:have you ever head of a little thing called E-SPORTS no never
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# ? Jul 24, 2016 20:04 |
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if you were really in the NFL you'd be rich as gently caress and could pay doctors to fix all that poo poo
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# ? Jul 24, 2016 20:36 |
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"have been a member of SA since high school. [...] the girlfriend," Immersion ruined! <>
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Jose posted:if you were really in the NFL you'd be rich as gently caress and could pay doctors to fix all that poo poo Not necessarily. In 2 years he might have made a cool million but that's all. The real money doesn't come until free agency which is like 5 years after you're drafted. He was probably on league minimum salary.
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# ? Jul 24, 2016 20:41 |
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please watch the "broke" episode of 30 for 30
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# ? Jul 24, 2016 20:56 |
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bradzilla posted:Not necessarily. In 2 years he might have made a cool million but that's all. The real money doesn't come until free agency which is like 5 years after you're drafted. He was probably on league minimum salary. It's a very short career, for reasons that that confession should have made obvious, and it doesn't help that pro athletes are in the general case famously terrible with money. Some of them are set for life. Some of them, well, aren't. e: also I despise condoms and one of the best things about monogamy is that I don't have to use them anymore ok that's my 2 cents RE condoms
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curlingiron posted:As a fellow teacher, I'm really sorry you've had such a hard time. If you're unhappy where you are, though, I'd recommend trying to get a position somewhere else. I think it's important that you find a school that you feel glad to be at; I almost accepted a position at a different school than the one I'm currently at, but I started having nightmares about it, and I'm so, so grateful that I trusted my instincts. I'm in an LDR right now, and I've basically refused to move because I lucked into a job at an amazing school with a supportive administration and colleagues, and I'm terrified of rolling the dice again in a new school. I teach 8th-12th grade classes in a small district and don't have 90% of the pressure most of the staff has. Not having to give a single poo poo about standardized testing is probably the biggest perk. Kids like the classes I teach because they're not in a book 24/7, get to use their hands and have the opportunity to earn college credit. Everyone is fairly supporting of my area except a counselor who thinks it's still 1990 and every single kid who walks through our doors must go to college or die as lonely losers. I have an up-to-date computer lab, but one of my shops still has equipment from 1940 that runs when we have parts. But, that isn't the district's fault as much as Mitch Daniels' and Mike Pence's. Coworkers constantly worry themselves into ulcers, drinking, etc. and I would have bailed long ago if that was the case in my area. We've got a couple female teachers that regularly get so stressed that they leave their rooms crying and one left at lunch and didn't come back until the next day (and somehow kept her job) . They also spend hours and hours after school working without compensation just hoping more of their students pass ISTEP in hopes to get a decent evaluation. They also haven't figured out the whole "choose your battles" bit and let minor discipline issues drive them nuts. I'm really surprised that none of have become an hero due to students or the job itself.
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Also I thought I sent in a confession where I admitted that while Identify as heterosexual, I wanted gently caress a twink and suck his dick but I may have forgot to send it. I'm too lazy to go to gorillamail again so I'll just do it here.
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# ? Jul 25, 2016 00:10 |
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Really good to get that off my chest btw.
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# ? Jul 25, 2016 00:33 |
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Red Suit posted:Really good to get that off my chest btw. ~Like hairs off a twink's chest~
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# ? Jul 25, 2016 01:05 |
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bradzilla posted:Yeah, just use a condom so you feel next to nothing! Walla! Also, anonymous goon should feel free to go hog wild as soon as the vacation starts; if she boozes & parties for the first two weeks it won't matter.
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# ? Jul 25, 2016 01:53 |
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Speleothing posted:if she boozes & parties for the first two weeks it won't matter. No one should ever take any advice from this forum but I doubt many OBs would agree with you there.
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# ? Jul 25, 2016 03:28 |
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quote:I once paid a woman $200 to piss on me, and I'd do it again. quote:I cheated on my girlfriend. I went to a work happy hour. Brought a coworker home and hosed her out in the street bent over the hood of my car. Today when I walked the dog with my girlfriend I wore the same shorts that I had on that night. I just grabbed them from the bedroom, and I didn't notice until after we left the house that the fly was coated in my co-worker's pussy juice. Got away with it tho.
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# ? Jul 25, 2016 06:33 |
just advising both goons to wash their clothes occasionally
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bradzilla posted:cool million I have a confession: I don't understand why people can't just say 'million'; instead they have to insert 'cool' in front of it almost every time. This happens more often than you'd think, and now you might notice it a lot more
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get beefy little piss bitch
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# ? Jul 25, 2016 14:55 |
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Rupert Buttermilk posted:I have a confession: I don't understand why people can't just say 'million'; instead they have to insert 'cool' in front of it almost every time. This happens more often than you'd think, and now you might notice it a lot more Because the cool people in the movies say it that way. See also: a grand/"g"s, a stack, calling 100 dollar bills "benjys" etc.
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Rupert Buttermilk posted:I have a confession: I don't understand why people can't just say 'million'; instead they have to insert 'cool' in front of it almost every time. This happens more often than you'd think, and now you might notice it a lot more Sorry you got triggered, I can understand why money is a trigger for a poor though
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quote:Last year, I was bored and started playing around on Yik Yak. Started up a conversation with an 18 year old girl, and the conversation moved over to Kik. She was an ultra right wing, home-schooled virgin. I picked some random dude's pictures as myself. Within 3 days, I got her to send me nudes, and I really didn't try that hard. She even sent video of herself masterbating. She told a couple of times of places she would be, and I confirmed it was really her by showing up there to see her. The conversation went on for a couple of weeks, and we were supposed to meet. I cut off all conversations and deleted the apps. I still see her on Facebook, and I noticed she recently became engaged. I'm thinking about printing up her nudes and either mailing them out to some of her guests, or just putting them on the windshields at the wedding/reception. quote:I want my girlfriend to die.
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# ? Jul 25, 2016 15:08 |
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SciFiDownBeat posted:NFL goon you should write a book about it. an expose or something i cant wait to buy the life story of that NFL guy who played special teams for 2 years whose bones shattered to poo poo playing 12 plays a game
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# ? Jul 25, 2016 15:10 |
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Murphy Brownback posted:Because the cool people in the movies say it that way. See also: a grand/"g"s, a stack, calling 100 dollar bills "benjys" etc. dead presidents (and Harriet tubman)
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# ? Jul 25, 2016 15:13 |
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goon: i got free nudes from a teenager, should I punish her for this???
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# ? Jul 25, 2016 15:13 |
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bradzilla posted:Sorry you got triggered, I can understand why money is a trigger for a poor though I post ONE little gripe I have, and walla, I'm branded as being triggered. Tsk tsk
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Rupert Buttermilk posted:I post ONE little gripe I have, and walla, I'm branded as being triggered. *voila jfc
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# ? Jul 25, 2016 15:35 |
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i want my girlfriend to die goon: users with this experience have also purchased Xiu Xiu's album Fabulous Muscles
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china bot posted:goon: i got free nudes from a teenager, should I punish her for this??? Yeah I have no idea what this goon's motivation is I mean, when I was a teenager I also did the whole "chat with some girl online for a while and ghost on her when she started getting a little too 'into' it" thing, that seems relatively normal, I just don't know why he found out she's getting married and his first instinct is "I should ruin this relative stranger's special day for no reason whatsoever" Well, anon, if you're reading this and care, please do not ruin this relative stranger's special day for no reason whatsoever. Imagine you did, and jerk off or whatever, if you want. Write real-life fanfiction about yourself doing this thing if that's what you need to do. Just don't actually do it.
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# ? Jul 25, 2016 15:48 |
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Nation posted:*voila beedeebee posted:Read the pyf life hacks thread jfc
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Nation posted:*voila Scroll up, man, because:
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lol jfc
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