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LingcodKilla posted:I once stood by the most bashful officer for 90 minutes before he could get a weak tinkle. Was getting so bored I was about to offer to suck start it just so we could be done. I live in constant fear that this will be me, but then it always works out just fine. Just an hour of inexorable terror while I wait for the chance to display my peeing prowess. I bet my whiz watchers can smell the fear and assume they're up for a 45 minute ordeal. Edit: also describes every time I've taken the deck. piL fucked around with this message at 02:31 on Jul 19, 2016 |
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If you don't try to hold the hand of your observer during urinalysis then you are doing it wrong IMO.
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Jul 19, 2016 02:46
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Sir Lucius posted:You get snow days as a government employee, and you can wear sweat pants to work if you really wanted. I'm an aviator, I wear pajamas to work every day 
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Laranzu posted:4 more years. Then getting out and smoking weed everyday doing pen testing or something as a dirty civilian. Yep.
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vulturesrow posted:I'm an aviator, I wear pajamas to work every day Change of Command. Enlisted dirty scum, dress whites @ parade rest. Pilots and Aircrew, flight suits with squadron ballcaps and seats.
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Jul 20, 2016 03:51
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tacopie posted:Change of Command. Enlisted dirty scum, dress whites @ parade rest. Pilots and Aircrew, flight suits with squadron ballcaps and seats. Sorry you have a lovely command.
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Jul 20, 2016 04:39
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tacopie posted:Change of Command. Enlisted dirty scum, dress whites @ parade rest. Pilots and Aircrew, flight suits with squadron ballcaps and seats. Gotta deal with this next Friday. 
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Jul 21, 2016 22:45
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2 hours before change of command, Deck div has coated the dome with salad oil to make it shiny. Deck LPO comes up to inspect it, already in dress whites. He steps out to look closer and starts a slow, inexorable slide down the dome, long enough that he has time to take out his phone and wallet and toss them to the topside watch before he ends up in the water in his dress whites 
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Jul 21, 2016 22:59
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Flight suits and coveralls should have the exact same wear rules.
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Jul 21, 2016 23:03
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If I was secnav that would be item #1 on the agenda. Seabags will now consist of: coveralls, ball cap, dress whites, dress blues. Officers and chiefs will still have summer white top, but otherwise that's loving it. If you're some type of butterfly job that needs type IIs or IIIs by all means keep them. Otherwise that's all you should loving wear.
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Jul 21, 2016 23:04
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3 years and two months out and I still care about coveralls. If I was still in I'd be at 10 years now and stuck deciding whether I wanted to stick around another 10 or leave.
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Jul 21, 2016 23:05
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Mr. Nice! posted:If I was secnav that would be item #1 on the agenda. Seabags will now consist of: coveralls, ball cap, dress whites, dress blues. Officers and chiefs will still have summer white top, but otherwise that's loving it. If you're some type of butterfly job that needs type IIs or IIIs by all means keep them. Otherwise that's all you should loving wear. So what do you wear in school at a training command? (The answer is always coveralls)
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PneumonicBook posted:So what do you wear in school at a training command? alternating dress uniforms with daily inspections of course.
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Jul 21, 2016 23:48
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PneumonicBook posted:So what do you wear in school at a training command? starched and creased coveralls, duh
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Jul 22, 2016 03:53
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The coverall wear rules always cracked me up. Like can't even drive to work in them? And then some ships even got lame about wearing them on ship and while underway. But the NWUs are worthless and not fire retardant so now most just wear the fire retardant coveralls anyways
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Can you wear a tracksuit to cover up your coveralls on the way to work?
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LingcodKilla posted:Can you wear a tracksuit to cover up your coveralls on the way to work? You can do whatever you want honey as long as you have done your piece for MY NAVY. ::happy::
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LingcodKilla posted:Can you wear a tracksuit to cover up your coveralls on the way to work? Most did this or large baggy clothes over the coveralls. I had an adidas tracksuit and went full Slav
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Does anyone have any instruction anywhere for the reserve prior service affiliation bonus; specifically what tier an FC would be? When I signed my immediate reenlistment contract I was told by both the CTO as well as my garbage career counselor that I was eligible for a tier 1 20k bonus. The NOSC is saying I'm only eligible for tier 2 15k.
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PneumonicBook posted:Does anyone have any instruction anywhere for the reserve prior service affiliation bonus; specifically what tier an FC would be? When I signed my immediate reenlistment contract I was told by both the CTO as well as my garbage career counselor that I was eligible for a tier 1 20k bonus. The NOSC is saying I'm only eligible for tier 2 15k. Career counselors more often than not speak horseshit, so I think your CCC might have hosed you.
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Ryand-Smith posted:Most did this or large baggy clothes over the coveralls. I had an adidas tracksuit and went full Slav Why the poo poo wouldn't you just keep coveralls at the dock? You guys literally had no bearthing or divisional spaces to keep stuff like that in?
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Tokyo Sexwhale posted:Career counselors more often than not speak horseshit, so I think your CCC might have hosed you. Oh I'm sure, the CTO said the same though. The end of this story is me invariably getting screwed.
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Jul 22, 2016 17:29
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PneumonicBook posted:Does anyone have any instruction anywhere for the reserve prior service affiliation bonus; specifically what tier an FC would be? When I signed my immediate reenlistment contract I was told by both the CTO as well as my garbage career counselor that I was eligible for a tier 1 20k bonus. The NOSC is saying I'm only eligible for tier 2 15k. Just go to BUPERS site as they have all the released NAVADMINS, search for reserve, find most recent release and read it.
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Nick Soapdish posted:Just go to BUPERS site as they have all the released NAVADMINS, search for reserve, find most recent release and read it. Yea I'm on npc right now but the relevant links are behind cert walls.
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PneumonicBook posted:Yea I'm on npc right now but the relevant links are behind cert walls. Yeah, I guess they don't release it via message traffic anymore, I assume this is the link you've found https://private.navyreserve.navy.mil/cnrfc/n-codes/n1/cnrfc_n112
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Kawasaki Nun posted:Why the poo poo wouldn't you just keep coveralls at the dock? You guys literally had no bearthing or divisional spaces to keep stuff like that in? This was in the construction phase when well yes we had none of these things, as the boat was parts and pieces
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Smart recruiter.
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Nukes and AT's must be undermanned.
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tacopie posted:Nukes , AT's, ET's, CT's, and IT must be undermanned.
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I'd take offense to this if I wasn't currently trying to catch them all.
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Jul 23, 2016 06:59
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Don't forget conventional MMs. There's a rather large group of them on my ship that spend their free time playing Magic.
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Free time in the engineering department? What is this horseshit
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Tokyo Sexwhale posted:Free time in the engineering department? What is this horseshit conventional MM vs nuke. The MMNs still haven't even heard of pokemon go because they're on port and starboard.
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So our new LPO asked all of us if we had signed worksheets yet, we said no because we haven't signed evals yet and there is no way they are going to let you sign without that. He just kind of stared at us and then told us we needed to get it done as soon as we can. 
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Susa posted:So our new LPO asked all of us if we had signed worksheets yet, we said no because we haven't signed evals yet and there is no way they are going to let you sign without that. He just kind of stared at us and then told us we needed to get it done as soon as we can. Honestly, wait until you hit E6 and above, you will be shocked at the amount of stuff people don't know or realize that are your leadership.
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I'm an e6. I've never written a full eval and really don't know 3/4 of the dumb navy poo poo my friend (another e6 from a slower promoting community) knows. Thankfully I've never been in charge of anyone, for their sake and my own. Day to day poo poo I'm the man at though. I'll supervise the hell out of daily operations.
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I'm a nuke, made E-6 after 5 years. My Chief is a conventional MM, been in 13 years. He tells me to do something normal Navy related, and I just kinda stare at him until he remembers I'm a nuke. It's almost a daily occurence.
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Being a <6 year e6 owned because i was getting paid but it sucked because lol at having people under you who have been in longer than you. Also, still out, still loving it.
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http://www.japantoday.com/category/crime/view/u-s-serviceman-arrested-for-drunk-driving-in-okinawa More excellent decisions coming out of Okinawa. loving idiot.
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